Thirsty

As a hardcore piss flick, Thirsty forms one of the pillars of the new Lucas Entertainment expansion into fetish titles. Rather than directing this one himself, Lucas has instead taken on the role of producer to bring us this excellent treatise on Number One. Or 'Első Egy' in Hungarian.

Michael Lucas wouldn't put his name on a second rate product, so as expected this title delivers two solid hours of non-stop pissing action. These boys like it straight from the tap, so get ready to be washed away.

There are two versions of this film, which seems a little odd since it's a fetish title. By all means, if this is what you like, go for the Director's Cut edition. Why pussyfoot around? When it comes to piss, you either want it all or you probably don't want it AT all! The bonus scenes are good and the price is only nominally higher, so there's no reason not to go for it.

The film features 8 wonderfully equipped men who truly put the Hung in Hungarian. These guys have big dicks and they can't seem to resist letting it flow in all sorts of naughty locations and at bad boy times such as in between cock sucking and ass pounding. After all, sex can be a workout and it's important to stay hydrated. As you might guess, the pizz drinkers are also avid cum guzzlers. It's no-holds-barred inThirsty, because Lucas knows that's what you want! Incidentally, these nasty guys also enjoy putting toe sucking on the menu.

Scene one starts things off fast as twinky Ted Potter and Renato Bellagio engage in some harmless cock sucking. Renato sucks first and then they flip-flip. But Renato surprises Ted with a full mouth of piss as he's sucking Renato's dick. No problem for Ted, who guzzles it all down like an industrial wet vac. After some fucking, Renaldo decides to really let Ted have it. He gets out his handy speculum and spreads Ted's ass hole wide open, creating a nice big urinal for him. (You know how hard it is for some guys to aim. He needed the hole big.) He fills up Ted's spread ass with a full load of piss and then finishes off by dumping his load of cum in Renaldo's toilet mouth. Some would surely recoil in disgust, but not Ted. The mouth full of creamy jizz just pushes him over the edge as he rubs out his own load.

Sound like your cup of tea? If so, it only gets better from this scene forward. Those Hungarians will amaze you with their countless tricks for disposing of bodily fluids. Spelunkers, take note. It can be a real hassle saving and carrying out all of your bodily waste and trash, as one must do to preserve the natural environment and balance in the caves. Just think of how much easier it would be with your own human toilet along for the ride.