Night They Came for Lacy, The

Three eras of porn excellence converge on a production that this critic has been dying to critique since Halloween of last year. The Under the Bed series from Pure Taboo was one of the most delicious looking creations for the fans of adult cinema that went beyond anything that Adult Time had attempted before. Featuring legends of erotica, superstars of today and tomorrow, The Night They Came for Lacy reached over forty-thousand membership views on the Adult Time website and there is no question why. The story of friends coming back for a distraught Lacy Lennon is enough to send any lover of acting clicking on that download button in a New York minute. Speaking of New York, this story created and directed by Joanna Angel reeks in the most lovely way, of that tantalizing darkness that can be seen from miles away. Small Hands, Katrina Jade, come on, this is just not fair! The perfect cast is assembled for a dark story that will take acting power beyond anything Pure Taboo has ever produced to pull this one off. Sex in a graveyard? Zombie's rising from their resting places? The marketing has fans still foaming at the mouth over one year later, and I think fans of these superstars will instantly be purchasing a ticket but what about the rest us? Well, that is what we at XCritic are here for. 

Scene Duration: 43 Minutes and 11 Seconds

Director: Joanna Angel @JoannaAngel

Studio: Pure Taboo / Adult Time

Release Date: October 17th, 2019

eXXXtras:(Photo Gallery) These themed photo galleries are the best of the best with Pure Taboo. This is what you always envision being produced by Joanna Angel. These hotties all look sexy as can be with the wonderful photography that is artistic and evil. The screen caps are so/so, but those incredible themed shots in the graveyard, they make this part of the presentation five-star as Pure Taboo does not always include that in the mix. 

Don Juan’s Bottom Line: Feature, Group Sex, 5-Star Acting, 5-Star Cinematography, Tattoos, 5-Star Oral, Five-Star Pussy Rubbing, 5-Star Face-Sitting, Double Blow-Job, 5-Star Pile-Driver, 5-Star Climax

The Night They Came for Lacy

Starring: Lacy Lennon @MissLacyLennon Katrina Jade @kj_fetishmodel Joanna Angel @JoannaAngel and Small Hands @thesmallhands_

The Reveal: 

The marketing of this film gives off the vibes of the walking dead, maybe even some things that are "tongue in cheek" cool, but nothing will prepare you for what is presented. Lacy Lennon, this starlet is the future of this business, and one of her most powerful tools for climbing to the top, is an acting prowess that creates yet another version of “Lacy” that fans have never seen before. The “Creep Show” vibe is spine tingling throughout this tale, and we are talking some genuine thrills. You will be creeped the fuck out by how sinister and scary this vignette is. Katrina Jade and Joanna Angel are these pain in the ass party girls who are more so Lacy’s leeches than they are her friends and "Empty Streets" finds himself the victim of a gal trying to please the wrong people. The acting is stellar. Some of the best created for ANY Pure Taboo series. Time stands still in the tale of titillating terror. Reminds me of a great tale by Stephen King called Father’s Day. There is a true to life shock to the system with what is created here by all these great actors.

The Encounter: 

Hollywood is never given enough credit for that intoxicating rush that sex and horror create on film. It takes more than fans know and when we see Lacy getting her “bedside manner” going, you start to remember that you are watching an adult film. Very, very cool! At the twenty-minute mark, your nerves will be calm and set for another type of cinematic thrill ride. The acting ushers in an equal demand of erotic allure and Lacy brings so much full circle that as well. In a flash she is swallowing Aaron whole as you reel from the great story. Things get ultra dirty in more than one way, and it is authentic as fuck. The acrobatic sex acts from three of the hottest ladies on the planet is a must see! Joanna brought the most major players on the planet for this one and it pays off. This has as much moxy as a shoot in Maui with bikinis and sun tan lotion galore. This is dark splendor. Showing off some cornerstones of erotica that prop up the adult entertainment world whether we admit that or not. This is some of the best face sitting ever filmed! It does not go one way or with one gender alone either. You simply never see that in porn, not even in filmed orgies. The sex is as unique as the story. Very obtuse but sexy and sleek nonetheless. The sex is so kinky, the thought of hitting fast-forward is never there in this film no matter who you are a fan of. Each move from face-sitting, pussy licking, double and triple blow-jobs is what makes these four some of the best performers of the modern era. The sexual chaos in this scene is exactly what you want. Expletives, impromptu aggressiveness. Once again, that is what you get when you book four sexual icons of the adult film industry. The rubbing, the sucking, the fucking. It is all this dark orchestra when mixed with all the noise going on in this background. Small Hands, the man is a true beast among male talent in this business. He tattoos each lady with his dark sexy and powerful motion. Th is some of, if not the best group sex heading into the 2021 AVN Awards, for which it is nominated. All I can say is that the voters got it right here. When you see a powerhouse like Katrina Jade paired with performers who are as equally kinky and erotic, you just never see that and I mean ever! Joanna Angel, this woman's passion and mind for this business knows no bounds.  

Sight and Sound:

Damn, it is epic to hear those ghoulish voices, the darkness of night, and a cemetery that is a total creep fest in an adult film. It takes a master production crew to change that set into something devilish, dark and erotic. When Lacy jumps from her bed as the scene begins, to then allow things to get fiendishly fun, it is not just her five-star acting that makes us cover our eyes and look the other way as she goes to “check out that noise.” It is a crew who loves what they do and it shows everywhere. The Best make-up is an understatement for this production. They did not go overboard, nor did they take away from the sexiness of these amazing porn stars. From the first campaign flyer, to the final “pop.” Production earned their paycheck and twenty gold stars. This vignette went above and beyond what anyone’s expectations could be. The shadows, the darkness, the dirt. They all take you to a very haunting place rarely visited in XXX. David Lord, Mike Quasar, they prove why it is so valuable to have that passion for cinema within your crew. This is one of Joanna's greatest creations and I am excited to see how it fairs come January.

Don Juan’s Bottom Line:

Some directors plan their sex to take place on a beach. Joanna Angel plans hers in a graveyard. Who else could have made an orgy in the dirt look so pristine and so sexy? It is utterly brilliant. When you see the zombies tear the Penthouse Pet of Year's clothes to shreds, you could have gone the horror film route and watched her get torn to pieces, that is how damn good the acting is in this vignette. Seeing this turn into an orgy is what makes Joanna Angel an industry legend who will never fucking die, just like her character in this tasty tale. Bringing on industry legends and fellow members of the darkness Mike Quasar and David Lord shows the love and thought put into of this picture. It adds so much to the sexual thrill of the action and true fear with these great actors. Taboo sex is meant to be this kind of razor’s edge presentation. You are seeing something you should not, and it is something the performers should not enjoy, but they do in the end. That is how Pure Taboo is defined. Lacy Lennon's character is constantly with dread in her eyes and terror in her voice. As a viewer, you don’t know what to do, and you can't stop watching either. There are many things, that many fans say sell this scene. The truth? It is this dedicated crew who went above and beyond to entertain you. Sex on the beach is difficult, how the fuck do you have sex on dirt? I do not know, but these four all-stars of allure did it, and they made it look sexy as can be. How would you like having a rock stuck in your ass, but you have to keep the scene going to complete a great presentation because Katrina Jade is sitting on your face. That is what it takes to pull off the ultimate fantasy and my God, they did just that with the camera crew capturing it all. This is a scene where everyone bent over backwards, no, scratch that, literally got dirty in ways that make this production something more. Lacy Lennon, to go toe to toe with three industry greats, it signals that there is so much on the horizon with XXX that we have never seen and this newly crowned Penthouse Pet of the Year will be a big part of that. This is one of Joanna’s greatest stories come to life, and it deserves all the praise that it has received. The way things end, there is more than a climax in all three departments of production. This is your go-to scene for every XXX Halloween from here on out. Its Lacy gets dragged to hell, meets Creepshow and so much more. Top Rated review of an instant XXX classic.