How to Date Glam, Busty MILF Lisa Ann

One of the most decorated super stars makes her return to an industry that has simply missed her beyond belief. Lisa Ann is back. In what I think is a very shocking announcement to many XXX fans and one that will be talked about for days, the always sultry siren showed that she still has it in her to keep the crowds cheering with excitement and anticipation. Lisa has been gone for quite some time, any fan of hers will tell you that. Before her departure, she was simply the ultimate performer in every way. I find it fitting that she returns to Stagliano and Evil Angel. Lisa is not just returning, she is making a huge statement. This film is going to showcase her behind the lens as well in the directors chair. Creating what she believes to be the film, and scenes that fans want to see. For the fans who may not know her name, they will simply be entranced with her at first sight, that is what vibe I get from the press of this scene. To truly sum up my anticipation, I wanted to see what she has left and, in all honesty, to see if she was going to bring back a dazzle that has sadly been gone since she departed the adult industry years back. Here we go fans, let's see what she gots.

Film: How to Date Glam, Busty MILF Lisa Ann

Studio: Evil Angel

Scene Length: 27 Minutes, 9 Seconds

Director: Lisa Ann

Don Juan’s Phyla: Boy/Girl, No Condoms, MILF, Glamour Porn

Scene 1: Lisa Ann and Johnny Sins

Scene Features: Gorgeous Camera Work, Heavenly Head, Hard Bodies, Partial POV, Dirty Talk, Amazing Positions

The Reveal:

First things first. Lisa is simply in the best shape of her life. Those arms, those legs and my goodness, everything else. For a woman that has been gone so long, she simply looks as if she has been in the gym every fucking day. My goodness, this is what every man and woman fantasizes about when it comes to older women. The layout is beautiful, the camera work is flawless, and I truly believe that Lisa was simply ensuring that a part of her was in the way the camera moves, from the gorgeous reflection in the mirror, to the deep, up close kissing with stud Johnny Sins. The attire is alive, the make-up is gorgeous. This is simply something that has a touch that is truly all Lisa Ann. There is no theater to this scene, it is simply a story with views, hard bodies and beauty. Lisa knows exactly how to move to the camera. My goodness, to see her drop that blue dress and do what she does best, it sends your imagination into orbit. I will have to admit, this will give past fans a bit of déjà vu because of how ell this woman simply works the camera. It is magic and pure fantasy come to life. When she whips out Johnny’s stiff rod with that patented derriere of desire in the foreground, you had better be buckled in race car drivers.

The Sex:

The magic of this sexual encounter is going for about two minutes and you will forget where you are at and what time of day it is. Believe you me, I fucking know, I am writing this at 5AM because I lost track of time due to where this scene takes you. There is a start to the action that simply tells you that Lisa Ann is and always will be a different breed of performer. She grabs you with words, she makes you follow the “bouncing ball” of action at every turn and zoom of the camera and she simply brings you to your knees with words like, “are you ready” and her amazing facial expressions that speak without words at all. I had not seen Lisa work in years and shame on me for forgetting the star power she has. This woman simply will do any fan under within minutes, that is the flare she possesses with just a movement of putting her leg on the sink. Wowzers! This opener has it all. Kink, nastiness and glamour at every level.

Lisa shows her true passion and knowledge with where the camera goes. Shots of two amazing performers looking into each other’s eyes as they passionately make love is amazing. All while the camera goes from eyes to kitty with slick movement and slow speed. The action is vintage Lisa and new with her stunning new body showcased in ways that are flattering beyond belief. I am not blowing smoke up your ass here fans, nor kissing Lisa’s, when who see her riding Johnny’s manhood reverse cowgirl, she looks as if she has aged fucking backwards. I kid you not. I am saying to myself, she looks better then when she was about to retire. Talk about being transported back in time in more ways than one. The way that she can seduce you with words and send a chill down your back shows she still gots it. Hell, she never lost it! I am thinking that as these two performed, that the smile was lasting on their faces for hours after the sex. The way that Johnny goes back multiple times to tongue lash her slit shows that she simply allowed the sex to flow and that creates a realism that I have not seen in a long time. Especially with a performer who always had over the top roles and characters. This is back to the basics sex and when the panting increases, every second and you brush the sweat off your brow, you will simply be looking at the clock, counting down the time to scene twos release, especially when you hear her speak a Lisa Ann patent, wondering when Johnny is going to cum. My goodness, scene two needs to get here quick.

Don Juan’s Bottom Line:

Folks, the queen is back. I really mean it. It was so wonderful to see that super star who has that tone body, perfectly shaved, perfectly manicured, perfectly toned body with a complexion from heaven back in the business. From all that you have heard from Lisa Ann in the past, you would have to think like I did, that she simply was going to return with that exact same determination and grind that made her the legend that it is. This scene is highly recommended and some. This scene simply will do what it intended and some. Lisa will take you to a realm that only the legends can, and when you see that her body is simply as stunning as it is and her passion for lust and kink is as strong as ever before, you will be glad you bought this fucking scene! When you add in the bonuses, her beautiful hair, her gorgeous nails, the dirty talk and the seduction of the camera, all you can say is welcome back Lisa Ann, we hope you are staying for a long time. The fact that she brought in Johnny Sins, one of the best male performers on the planet, shows that she is all about bringing the fans the best. I was beyond impressed with her triumphant return and I gladly urge every fan to get their ass over to Evil Angel and get this scene and check out something that is pure fantasy indeed.