Fashionistas – Lost

No matter if you are thinking about buying a membership or you are a card-carrying member of the Evil Angel crew, when you come upon Fashionistas - Lost at EvilAngel.com you can see in a instant that this is something that stands out among the massive selection of anal, hardcore and beauty. There is no description, intro or synopsis. That ladies and gentleman is called vintage Evil Angel. For all the new porn fans who do not know the legend of erotica, John Stagliano is a man who is one of the true innovators and artists within the industry and has he been for many decades. His style of film was Evil Angel before any of us even knew the appeal of fetish and how common it was that so many engaged in such wonderfully nasty practices. Combine all those years of creation with a performer who is this writer's front-runner for Female Performer of the Year, the vivacious Emma Hix, partnered up with a new starlet Naomi Swann who is blurring the line of “mainstream” girl next door and fetish gonzo girl so heavily with how she performs, you will not know if you are coming or going after. What you will know is that what you may have here, if you choose to click play, is something that is going to push the envelope of what you think you know about erotica, maybe even yourself. That I guarantee and that is the history of a series that once came in collectors edition boxes. Take a closer look online why don’t you? You will discover a behind the scenes video that is longer than most of the competitions vignettes. "Holy fuck" maybe all you can say in response, that is until you add in porn legend Rocco Siffredi. After him, things just seem to defy definition but that is what we are here for at XCritic. We love things you can not define and we sure as hell are going to try no matter how long that may take. 

Scene Duration: 1 Hour and 35 Minutes

Director: John Stagliano @JohnAStagliano

Studio: Evil Angel / Evil Angel Films

Release Date: September 30th, 2020

eXXXtras: (Photo Gallery) (BTS Video) The stills have their ups and downs. They capture the production's wonderful variances of fetish but there are some awful shots kept in the roll that I think fans could have done without. The quantity is massive, one of the largest I have seen with an Evil Angel one shot. Now, as far as the behind the scenes goes, this is for those lovers of film who want to see a long day on set. John Stagliano gives you unprecedented access like never before. See that the sun is visible at the start of the video and gone at the end? That is the hard work that goes into making these films. You see the charisma of true actors and how production assistants help to make this set something that every person who has ever worked on a film dreams of. Some of the best BTS I have ever seen ladies and gents. This is being in porn.

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Fashionistas - Lost

Starring: Emma Hix @EMMAHIXOFFICIAL Naomi Swann @Naomi_Swann and Rocco Siffredi @RoccoSiffrediXX

The Reveal: 

Drones, masturbation and some story-line. This is something we have not seen in a long time with the Evil Angel brand. The jump into a story line that centers around an Italian fashion designer and two Los-Angelian hotties I think will be welcomed by fans. This series since the prime of Mr. Stagliano and the icon herself Belladonna, have produced films that sharply turn off Mulholland Drive and veer down a dark, steep path into fetish. Naomi Swann is the perfectly cast porn star to shed her “good-girl” garments and choke, slap and ravage herself. This is a sexy and vulgar ride, it always is with Fashionistas but that is its beauty and one of a kind taste. Fans will know a superstar when they see one with how Naomi twists your thoughts with only a few teasing angles of masturbation. Us romantic souls on the lighter side of the day, we do not always get to see this kind of opening, not even with Evil Angel. It is an aggressive solo with a ton of reality peppered into things. Naomi puts on one hell of a show. That is all you need to know and then we see the stunning Emma Hix creep into Rocco’s Hollywood Hills home with so much voyeurism on display. The story has fans going in a few different directions as Rocco becomes Rocco. 

The Encounter:

This is Emma Hix, my lord, the woman leaves her audience speechless always. There is no model that has the look she does and her acting, sex appeal and willingness to go the extra mile is right there for fans to drool over. The opening oral is a sight with this porn legend and one of today’s biggest superstars. Let’s get one thing straight, if you want to see the best of the best go at it, it is here. Be forewarned, this is a very, very long ride. A question you should ask yourself as a porn fan is can you endure waiting an hour inline to ride a roller coaster? If you can, then you will enjoy the hour long sexual encounter that has epic oral, wonderful anal and fetish, fetish, fetish. If you can not, well, there are some things that still make this an attraction to see at the Evil Angel theme park of nastiness. This is Emma fucking Hix after all. The year she is having, there is nothing that is sub-par and her performance is nasty as can be. Her and Rocco just explode together.

The sex, the fantasy, it goes to many places. You have a dash of something that gives into the romantics and the realists, especially when Naomi Swann joins the sexual escapades. The tradition of Fashionistas is that you journey down a “rabbit-hole” and what you find, you may think is a tad “out-there” or maybe even a little squeamish to observe but after a while, the devil does change you. Watching these two starlets who turn such variances of BDSM into something one of a kind with how they always come to play, no matter what type of scene it is. You will enjoy as you are taken on a ride through BDSM with story and presentation that is fucking awesome. Then things lead into some of the most flavorful hardcore that will please anal fans and kinksters alike. These ladies make pain look so fucking sexy, just as luscious looking as the hardcore threesome is and that is no easy feat. I think it is a curse that every review I have included with Naomi is never a five-star review, even though she gives a five-star performance. The sex is splendid and there is enough of it to feel up any appetite. You should know that any project bearing the title “Fashionistas” will have length. Naomi and Emma combine for double oral, a luscious double team of Rocco and purr with so much lust and allure as the scene gets more and more intense. I think the question is, can there be too much of a good thing? By the end climax you will have spent some time in one position. I for one loved it, as it was a throwback to years past. Emma Hix, this woman is destined for greatness, that is all I can say and you will as well after you have seen this featurette. The oral and anal are as wonderful as can be. Watching these two share one of, if not the most epic cock in the business is one hell of a show.

Sight and Sound:

I do not think I have ever said this in a review but hey, there are firsts for everything. You have to watch this film in HD or above. Mobile or smaller just does not look good at all which is not true of every Evil Angel scene. This scene takes a lot of memory to store and stream and the question has to be when it arises in this manner, is the film good enough to warrant the memory and data space? With a powerful business internet connection it still takes about ten minutes to download. Is that something today’s fan wants with their porn? That is the other question? This production is not shot well. I mean yes, there are moments of true cinematic brilliance, things I have not seen in almost ten years with Evil Angel but then there is also bad camera movement and editing that jumps. I think it will hinder a fans' ability to pay attention for an hour and a half. The hair, make-up and wardrobe is also so-so. The end “fashionistas” touch looks wonderful but leading up to it is good not great like it shoud be. The BTS is fun, led by Evil Robby and Adira Allure it is awesome insight you will love into the true world of porn and film making.

Don Juan’s Bottom Line:

I have NEVER had to download a film or scene twice and I will not say that it was by any stretch inconvenient for a critic but would it be for fans? Yes, I think so. If a fan makes the mistake of trying to save memory space on their ten-year-old laptop, most will not re-download a second time, not unless the film is that damn good. What you first need to make a great anything in porn is someone who works with Rocco and makes you remember. Emma Hix, she does just that. The man’s amazing cock is treated with superstar passion. The oral and anal with Emma Hix will light anyone’s fire. There is a lot of “old-school” wonder in this scene, and I am not talking nostalgia, I am talking things that work and will always work in adult films and that is a kicking soundtrack that goes with dramatic camera angles and cool story. Seeing the fetish go on is cool and one of a kind. It is kink people will like. You will wish there were more moments of sountrack and cinema in this scene even if you are eighteen and have never seen an adult film. Rocco, he always manages to balance that perfect amount of domination and elegance with these women. That is why the man is an icon. When things hit the home stretch about fifty minutes in you are treated to a voyeurs' heaven throughout. This creation is a work of art. It is as outside the box you can get with a feature. The way that these two starlets finish off Rocco, it is as epic as it can be when it comes to hardcore sex even though the climax fizzles. The sex is a great payoff for the fans who enjoy long features. The sex saves this creation and ranks it with a solid C grade which is a Recommended Review. If production would have been just a tad more solid and less tedious for fans, this is easily something award worthy. I think far too much is offered for the common porn fan, especially in today’s porn world. Once again, you see the future of this industry and a solid return to something that made people fall in love with porn, fetish and hardcore many years ago.