Alt-MILF Joanna Angel: Wreck My Holes

There are few power couples who have created the vast number of wonders that Joanna Angel and Small Hands have. These inked legends of the industry have collected more than a vast number of black hearts and gold trophies in their illustrious career. What more can they surprise us with? That is a good question. In step Angel Long. One of the most legendary performers known for her abilities to take the word “nasty” to a whole new level in her creations. Now, she is behind the camera and joining the husband and wife team. Who wants to see a husband and wife team fuck? The answer, we all do! This couple and their creations of kink and allure have shaped the modern porn industry in ways that will live on many, many moons even after they step away from the spotlight. They are masters of erotica in both dark ways and light. Now, we have Angel Long joining this tandem in front of the camera and behind. What is going to be so intriguing to watch is how these three masters of erotic fantasy put their minds and talents together to give the fans something they have never seen before. Anything less from this trio I think would be a failure. 

Scene Duration: 42 Minutes and 02 Seconds

Director: Angel Long @Angel_Long

Studio: Evil Angel

Release Date: July 27th, 2020

eXXXtras: (Photo Gallery)(BTS Interview) The photo gallery is as epic as can be. Joanna Angel has never looked so stunning. The sex stills are wonderful as well. You do not miss anything. The BTS video is a must-see. You will witness just how much wonder and thought goes into this film's creation. You also see the wonders of sexuality with people, and what it fuels within the spirits of these adult actors and their true to life relationships. Hopefully I do not sound too much like a fucking weirdo but it is very cool to see a husbadn and wife team allow the epic camera of Angel Long to film their intimacy in so many ways.

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Alt-MILF Joanna Angel: Wreck My Holes

Starring: Joanna Angel @JoannaAngel Small Hands @thesmallhands_ and Angel Long @Angel_Long

The Reveal: 

If you are a veteran fan of the business prepare to see things you have never seen before, as well as things you have wished to see for years. Two powerful women play a robust game with one another, as we see two performers just being performers. I do not think we get to see superstars in this kind of light very often in XXX. Getting to see the real Joanna Angel, and the real Angel Long is what fans really want to sit in on when they picture themselves being the fly on the wall. This is seductive and dazzling to watch, with the lovely curves, the sexy outfits and the inked wonder that will make any man or woman bark at the moon. This is one of a kind cinema. You can not compare this to anything else on the market, as this is the equivalent of a reality TV moment where we are listening to this sexy English voice, commanding one of the most legendary vixens of this industry, to dazzle an audience in ways that they have not seen in years. As Joanna drops her leather to start playing and petting, the views of splendor will tell you that this is something bold, beautiful and ballsy. My jaw was on the floor from second one. As will yours.

The Encounter: 

This woman is a master of erotica, and from second one of watching her “wank” my God, we realize why we fell in love with Joanna Angel in the first place many years ago. This is true seduction and more than that, something that is so well played your fucking head may explode by the time the counter hits three and half minutes, I kid you not. Who the fuck can do that besides two “Angels.” This is the steamiest of intros. My goodness, this is truly porn stars letting you into their playroom and, something hotter than the fires of hell. Angel Long has not lost one ounce of charisma and wonder. Watch her taste Joanna and once again, you may be searching for nitrogen pills due to what you witnessed or getting them prescribed after. The reality of pain mixed with pleasure has never been shown so beautifully and I mean that with grace and dignity. Part of anyone’s sexual recipe book who indulges in their sexuality, man or woman, knows that this is part of the game and it is shown in ways I have never seen on film. I truly believe in my heart of hearts many people have always wanted to. When Aaron steps into the scene you better plan on staying in for the evening. The man brings swagger and sophistication to the most vulgar acts. That is why he is a one in a billion type of male talent in this industry. This scene has your nastiness, that I will gurantee. You will see Joanna choke, tear-up, red-faced but Angel and Small Hands make it all so fucking beautiful and lucid for those who do not understand fetish, aggression and love and most of all how they are mixed together. Through this entire scene your mind is in the clouds with the devil nipping at your heels when you see spit, gagging and face fucking. The anal in the scene is a mushroom cloud explosion. It is constant throughout so all you XXX “shit-heads” will love it. It is also sexy and well shot, so even the pansy ass porn watcher, like me, can enjoy what they are watching. Angel commanding this duo is bliss to both the perverted and pleasure seeking. This has to be the most unique film that Evil Angel has created since Consent. Dare I say that this may be better. This is fucking pornography people and what I will say in close is that you have never see sloppy, sizzling sex look the way it does in this film. Nor, will fans have seen something this vulgar slap a smile right on their kisser like they never thought possible, then softly kiss your cheek as the orgasms go on and on and on. Top Rated for damn sure!

Sight and Sound:

This has that home movie, “mockumentary” feel to it at every turn, it is a breath of fresh air. This POV hybrid, or whatever you wish to call it, is so fucking dazzling to the eyes and ears. Angel Long has been a fan and just shooting porn longer than new fans turning eighteen have been alive. Now what that means is no insult to the youth of America, it is more so a homage to a woman who shoots her adult productions as if you were the one holding the ring light. This is “insider” wonder. This is the ultimate voyeurism. I love the concept of how the action goes all over with the camera work. This wonderful “guerilla” style shooting fits with this type of new creation. Angel blends together worlds known and unknown and fans of debauchery will love it, as will your traditional porn fans. I mean this will have fans wanting more and more as the discover it.

Don Juan’s Bottom Line: 

I do not think that you EVER get to see dominance and submission shown this beautifully and yes, it is a very beautiful thing. It is about letting your spirit release and you see that in Joanna’s eyes and the expressions on Aaron's face. This is one of the coolest ideas I have seen "cum" from the mind of one of the most wonderful filthy gem of the adult world known as Angel Long and of course, Evil Angel. Fuck a first-person shooter video game, I want some first person sex-capades on film and that is what this is. This is reality erotica. You are in the minds of these performers just as much as you are the voyeur watching from a distance. I also think at times we see a legend like Joanna Angel, and we forget about the things that made her the household name that she is in this land of fantasy we all know and love. She has never been a woman who is repetitive or boring. She is the “alt MILF” but so much more than that, she is a true "adult" performer. This is not a return to glory because she never left its clutches. This is another view of the many forms of art this woman has built into that beautiful mind and body. This film and it's scenes are so idiosyncratic. Evil Angel is doing something very wonderful in the midst of a pandemic. They are showing why we like the many forms of sex, pleasure and fantasy that we do. Yes, even the more darker and twisted variations. No mind is alike in this world nor should it be on the XXX side of the globe. Angel Long in the driver seat is amazing. She blows your mind to smithereens and is not shy about doing so. I do not know how many times I have said this, but to sell this product to all “cummers” you must be able to make things look glamorous. That gag reflex of Joanna’s it does not make you cringe and that is what true aggressive sex on film should always look like. This is why all of these hotties are the superstars that they are in this scene. Joanna Angel and Small Hands take on so many shades of provocative grandeur in this chapter of the film. Joanna has that innocent deer and headlights look and Small Hands has the passion and oral melody that only the true studs of this industry can sing. You see so many things from sweet to aggressive. Talk about sugar and spice. This is a porn fan's dream, literally, the scene is that one of a kind, it must recieve a Top Rated review and you must purchase this scene at all costs dear readers. Trust me!