Babysit My Ass

Evil Angel/Joey Silvera Video

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Kimmy Olsen, Tom Byron, Zoey Monroe, Kurt Lockwood, Skin Diamond, Nikita Bellucci, Christian XXX, Luna C. Kitsuen, James Deen, Bailey Blue, Claire Robbins

Length: 249:52 minutes (141:27 minutes & 108:25 minutes)

Date of Production: 2013

Extras: The extras included a cast list, photogalleries, filmographies, a popshot recap, and some websites, trailers, and a 46:35 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The BTS showed the ladies as being into the action, playful, and it was well worth watching for the additional material.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Babysit My Ass was presented in the usual anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. The composition of the shots was flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying a bit but not nearly as much as some of his previous releases thanks to awesome lighting this time. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.

Body of Review: Joey Silvera is a talented director at Evil Angel known for expanding his sexual boundaries with a wide variety of kink. His latest release coming in for review is called Babysit My Ass, the title focusing on the anal exploits of such appealing ladies as Bailey Blue, Skin Diamond, Claire Robbins, Zoey Monroe and others worthy of your time, money, and seed. The amount of anal fuck for the buck over four hours, the ladies all learning to appreciate getting plowed in their perfectly fine asses while showing they had fun. There was a great deal of enthusiasm, energy, and chemistry here; due in part to the fine casting of attractive ladies. As the movie comes out next week, I figured it would be worth a look for the cast alone but I was assured it had plenty of replay value and strokability so I dove right in.

The company website described the movie like this: “When the chaos of director Joey Silvera's creative filmmaking meets the single-minded perversion of porn's current, young beauties, the result is pure gonzo satisfaction. Joey's latest deluxe double-disc release, "Babysit My Ass," is about channeling these sweet, all-natural sluts' boundless sexual energy into the proper channels - namely passionate, nasty anal fucking. And Joey's got an exquisite, uninhibited cast of babes on board. Cute, cherubic, tattooed blonde Kimmy Olsen is drawn to older gentleman Tom Byron; she gets her plump butt reamed in a crazy session of rude buggery, vibrator orgasms and bizarre rectal toys. Sassy Zoey Monroe treats Kurt Lockwood's fat cock to some slobbery deep-throat sucking and a ferocious butt-fuck. Two stylish salt-and-pepper supermodels, pale stunner Nikita Bellucci and Nubian nymph Skin Diamond, ram each other's asshole with phallic objects in a filthy threesome with muscular perv Christian. Both girls savor his semen. Big-boobed and luscious, Luna C. Kitsuen gets manhandled by handsome James Deen in a rough, male-dominant scene of choking, face fucking and anal insertions. After invading her sweet ass and pumping his shaft between Luna's soft jugs, he splatters the adorable bitch with his seed. Finally, sexy brat Bailey Blue and auburn-haired princess Claire Robbins share one big, throbbing, lucky cock; they accent their fun with buzzing vibrators, butt plugs and ass-to-mouth cocksucking. The director's even included 46 minutes of intimate interviews and dressing room action. Stuck at home? Stay up all night with "Babysit My Ass."” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used on for those still interested:

Scene One: Kimmy Olsen, a fetching blond hotty, was up first with Tom Byron, her black thong riding deep inside her ass crack as she posed on a blue chair. Kimmy was star struck by Tom’s reputation over the years, her skimpy skirt and slutty school girl look working just as well for him (Tom dressed up like a Southern Gentleman). She was going to dog sit for him but he was more interested in becoming her 11th anal partner on camera, the gal sitting in his lap while she kneaded his throbbing boner to full alert status. He moved first to stuff his face in her ass, rimming her and gobbling her gash before she slobbed his knob in appreciation. He used a small ice cream looking vibrator to stretch out her ass as a warm up while she applied a small wand to her clitoris, Tom plunging into her perfect pucker slowly before she eventually did ATM and became an active anal rider. She bounced quickly on his pecker when on top of him, doing an excellent job maintaining eye contact before he tossed out a healthy wad of genetic juice to her face for swallowing, some post coital head leading her to swallow his baby batter. As a plus, Kimmy then showed her 420-friendly status and a squishy toy trick.

Scene Two: Zoey Monroe, the blond bombshell newcomer seen featured on the center of the front cover, was up next with meat puppet Kurt Lockwood as part of his comeback tour. She was lively, young, and full of an abundance of energy and enthusiasm while he was suitable for the old, worn out male role the series needed, her sexy tease in her blue top and booty shorts among the best of the batch here. Zoey gave the impression that there was nowhere else she’d rather be, her fantastic ass and all natural lean body sufficient to impress even the most jaded of aficionados out there. She warmed up with a large ice cream looking vibrator, rubbing one out and using a glass anal plug before giving the moper a messy meat massage with her mouth. She loved sucking cock and played up her role in a performance, throating him fairly easily with a lot of the slurping noises some of you adore so much. He rimmed her before tapping into her sweet pussy, moving into anal before too long as she enthusiastically encouraged him to hammer her tight ass while she applied the wand vibrator to her shaven snatch. I had the impression that she got off at least once, either a testament to her acting ability or just her need for seed during some sexual misconduct, more oral by both of them leading to her kneeling for her rightfully earned load of population pudding in her mouth.

Scene Three: Skin Diamond and Nikita Bellucci, a couple of exotic babes with lean bodies but willing senses of decadent behavior as they teased the camera and each other before doing Christian XXX. This was a very long scene with a lot of variation in terms of activity, the lesbian stripping and pussy play as heated as the later emphasis on anal action. There was a bunch of taste testing along the way too, their lingerie enhancing their looks and their passionate plays for each other enough to show some chemistry even before Christian entered the picture. The oiling up was awesome and the living room setting, full of colorful junk as it was, gave the trio plenty of room to explore each other with, some toys deployed to push limits but the emphasis always on the cock in ass action advertised on the company website. Both ladies were shaven and maintained some of their sexy lingerie even as the scene progressed, Nikita playing with Christian’s ass a little too. Of special interest for me was the way both ladies participated fully throughout the scene, assisting each other along the way and actively taking cock orally as well as anally before the ending nut of spunk was cum swapped after the ladies tossed his salad and inhaled his rod, savoring the baby batter in nasty fashion.

Scene Four: Luna C. Kitsuen, the attractive brunette seen featured on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next in the first scene of the second disc with James Deen. She had a lot of text tattoos and a ripe round ass, her school girl attire making her look younger as jumpy James worked her over in aggressive fashion. Not all ladies appreciate James, some find his approach to scenes as indicative of a woman hater and I cannot argue with that but Luna seemed to like him even as he choked her, slapped her around, and otherwise roughed her up. She diddled herself against the blue couch in the living room and he helped her, the guy inserting a large anal plug into her mouth before he applied it to her oiled up ass. He took it slow with her at first, the blowjob and oral by both of them leading her to go all out on messy head, such that her tongue ring had issues (and needed to be removed). The throating head led to some very strong anal, Luna pushing back to meet his thrusts but always returning to her adoring and sloppy oral as she serviced him so very well. As the scene continued, her shaven snatch looked increasingly puffy despite the fact that he was banging her in the ass most of the time, a large inflatable toy pushing her anal limits and a titty fuck resulting in a deposit of splooge sucked down by the gal with such beautiful eyes.

Scene Five: Bailey Blue and Claire Robbins, the sweet duo of gals seen in black and white immediately beneath the title of the front cover, were then up last with Christian XXX. They were already oiled up and wearing bunny ears as they showcased their yummy asses in some small shorts (two shades of blue), removing them to pose naked on their knees beside one another as they kissed. Their lesbian chemistry aside, this scene differed from scene #3 in terms of how quickly Christian entered into the picture (much, much sooner). He rimmed the ladies at least as well as they themselves did, the playful warming up antics showing both ladies sharing his pecker in active blowjobs (one at a time while the otherwise free lady would rim the other). Then the toys came into play to stretch out assholes, Clare getting a graduated anal plug as she inhaled his knob though both ladies took the toy as well as the cock in turns. The toy use was a bit of a distraction for me compared to everything else they did, the resulting toy tricks amusing but less passionate than the power pounding and taste testing which ultimately led to the kneeling nut of ball batter being cum swapped by the ladies who swallowed the majority of goo.

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Summary: Babysit My Ass by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was a gem in the rough to my way of thinking, the largely low end male mopes paired up with some tasty young treat ladies who certainly could have done better, but it worked this time for the pervy old farts getting young tail dynamic Joey was looking to provide. As such, I rated the double disc movie Highly Recommended, the scenes providing outstanding strokability and replay value with all the advertised anal action one could expect from the talented director. In short, Babysit My Ass had substantial amounts of anal fuck for the buck, using a cast of lovely young ladies not all shot out in every backdoor escapade so that might give some of you extra appeal to check it out.