The Movie:

The oddly titled Cat Sperm Woman stars Japanese AV starlet Yoshiki Aogiri. The plot is pretty miniscule, but basically Yoshiki wanders around until she gets a cell phone call. She arrives at an apartment where it seems her boyfriend is being held hostage. The cretin responsible decides to let Yoshiki pay off his debt in his place and, after reading some non-translated paperwork, she indulges in a few different sexual escapades as follows:

Scene 1 - : A man is groping Yoshiki's tits. Other men appear, she sits on one guys face while the others grope her and finger her. They take turns eating her out and sucking her tits and once they've had enough of that they all stand up and she sucks them off one at a time. She lies on her back and sucks one while a few of the guys take turns fucking her missionary style. She rolls over and gets it from behind for a bit, still sucking cock, and then she rides one guy reverse cowgirl style while another unloads on her face. A couple of the guys fuck her pussy and come inside, and once they're all done it dribbles out of her.

Scene 2 - : Yoshiki is wearing a chain mail bikini and gyrating over a guy lying down, her pussy close to his face. A man holding the camera tells her to masturbate for him, she obliges and rubs herself for a few minutes. She uses her fingers at first and then a vibrator before then the guy she's sitting over eats her pussy for about thirty seconds.

Scene 3 - : Another group scene finds Yoshiki in a white bikini on her knees sucking off a trio of indistinguishable men.
She uses her mouth on one, her hands on the other while the third fondles her from behind. One guy blows in her face and then lies down so she can rub him with her foot while sucking off the other dude. Then the other guys blow on her face.

Scene 4 - : Yoshiki sits on a couch. One guy plays with her tits and the other uses a vibrator on her pussy. He puts the vibrator down and then uses a string of anal beads on her ass. He puts a vibrator up her ass and one in her pussy at the same time.

Scene 5 - : Yoshiki is wearing some PVC bikini get up as seen on the cover photo. Two dudes in zebra print Speed-o's show up and fondle her. She blows one and then blows the other, before getting down and letting one guy fuck her doggy style from behind while she sucks the other guy's dick. He shifts gears on her and starts fucking her in the ass, then he lies down so she can suck him off before she rides him cowgirl style. The other guy comes up behind her and slips it up her asshole and they DP her for a bit, then one guy comes in her pussy and the other up her ass to bring the scene and the feature to a close.

Presented completely unfogged and in full on hardcore mode, Cat Sperm Woman is little more than a series of hardcore vignettes. That said, those who appreciate extreme close ups and very graphic cinematography will dig this, particularly if their kink tends to lean towards Japanese girls. Yoshiki Aogiri takes it all like a champ and does a fine job on camera, and while it may not seem like there's a lot of variety here, each scene does have its own vibe and Yoshiki is sexy enough that this eighty some odd minute feature never gets old. This may not be your thing if the cultural oddities of Japanese hardcore are lost on you (they're very different than domestic fuck films and are sometimes pretty misogynist and they also tend to play up the whole Lolita theme) but as far as import XXX goes, this isn't a bad effort at all.

The DVD

Video:

The 1.33.1 fullframe picture is pretty solid. It's interlaced, but it's bright and colorful and contains very good color reproduction and natural looking skin tones. Detail is strong throughout and there aren't any problems with compression artifacts or heavy edge enhancement. This isn't going to win any awards, but for a shot on video gonzo-fest, it looks pretty damn good.

Sound:

The Japanese language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is fine, if a little shrill in spots. The dialogue is all in Japanese but there are optional English subtitles that translate the minimal amount of dialogue that begins each scene. The subs are riddled with typos however and often times they don't make any sense.

Extras:

There are two strangely titled options in the Extras menu, the first of which is ITEM (17:32) which turns out to be a non-subtitled montage of clips from what we can assume are other DVDs available in this same line. The other selection is PHOTO GALLERY (24:39) which is, not surprisingly, a slideshow set to bad techno music featuring Yoshiki in various stages of dress and undress. Some animated menus and chapter selection are also provided.

Final Thoughts:

The extras are useless as are the subtitles but the feature doesn't really need English translation in the first place so we can let that slide. This is hardcore gonzo porn, not a plot based feature even if the filmmaker's toss a storyline in as an afterthought. Yoshiki Aogiri is cute as a button and fucks like a champ and it's because of her inspired turn in front of the camera that Cat Sperm Woman (I still don't understand the title) comes recommended.