Bitch Confessions 3

Pure Play Media/Cum Louder

Genre: Gonzo

Director: uncredited

Cast: Anissa Kate, Nick Moreno, Eli Tetona, Valentina Nappi, Amanda X, Alberto

Length: 197:16 minutes

Dates of Production: 5/24/2012, 6/19/2012, 1/10/2013, 6/26/2013

Extras: There was a pop shot recap from the scenes, spam, and trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Bitch Confessions 3 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the various directors of Cum Louder in mostly POV fashion. The camera work was steadier than previous company efforts I’ve watched and the decent lighting meant the resolution of the picture looked good, a lot of detail provided as the ladies handled business, so to speak. The flesh tones were accurate and the framing was better than expected, the scenes originally shot for the web but compiled onto this DVD for the dinosaurs like me that prefer physical media. There was no continuous company watermark and I had to admit that the visuals were well done. The aural components were a bit more mixed, the 2.0 Dolby Digital encoded sonic experience provided in differing languages depending on which scene was playing. There was no music to worry about during the scenes and other than the heavy accents being difficult to understand at times, the performers could be heard well enough.

Body of Review: Cum Louder is a website that has been taking some of their previous scenes and packaging them up for DVD release, my previous experiences with them showing some promise. Their latest release in for review is called Bitch Confessions 3, a set of four humorous scenes where attractive foreign ladies had sex with men after some minimal plotted elements showed them to be “bitchy”. I was most interested in seeing Anissa Kate and Valentina Nappi from the cover but all the ladies were physically appealing. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: The Biggest Bitch of France: Anissa Kate, a 25 year old with black hair and big boobs as seen on the left side of the front cover, was first as she gave a lengthy interview in public that included some public nudity. She was open, frisky, and seemed to appreciate the turgid pecker of Nick Moreno though at this point, she was only in porn for ten months. The interview led to her appearing in a small motel room of sorts, Nick offering to let her play with the bitch award he held in his hand as she played along. He pawed her and she titty fucked him after he sucked her nipples, the gal slobbing his knob with hand to gland friction before he gobbled her gash on the bed. They vaginally fucked well enough and she offered some good eye contact as she actively rode him in various positions, her juicy ass looking fantastic as her cheeks rippled delightfully well during the enthusiastic romp. It ended when he beat off his semen all over her open mouth for her to easily swallow, some post coital head given the mope as he gave her the award.

Scene Two: Busty Webcamer: Eli Tetona, a lean blond with dark roots and big tits, was up next in bed as she was interviewed much more briefly than the last gal, the foreign language not accompanied by subtitles as some of the scene trailers provided. She stripped as time when on but far too slowly, her juicy boobs and fair ass soon impressing Nick Moreno as he entered the picture to get a blowjob. He pounded her bald beaver and she was initially passive until the cowgirl variations gave her more freedom to ride, her facial expressions showing her in pain despite his modest member porking her. They ended in missionary where he tossed off his sperm all over her torso to glaze it, more dialogue provided than I cared for.

Scene Three: Slutty Italian Babe: Valentina Nappi, the sexy brunette babe seen featured on the right side of the front cover, was up next on a small white couch getting interviewed before working with Nick Moreno. She was not feeling well but she wasn’t particularly bitchy so much as slutty, the interview hampered a little by language though at least this time it was in English. She showed her sexy body off and they brought forth the silly trophy again, Valentina sucking it until the interviewer mentioned she didn’t know where it had been. She sported a bit of a landing strip of pubic hair and sat on Nick’s face, licking and sucking the head of his cock while stroking him which led to some fairly active vaginal penetration positions. She took the facial of seed and he gave her the award, the gal giving it to Nick, perhaps her way of calling him a bitch.

Scene Four: Sexaholic: Amanda X, a busty brunette with big tattoos and a tight white dress, was up next in the motel room as her cleavage was displayed. This was her first time working for the company and she hailed from Madrid, her language skills only marginally worse than the cameraman this time (who was much worse than the guy from the last scene). She was paired up with Alberto and there was no chemistry between them but she provided fair eye contact and a decent set of sexual skills, the interview best as she peeled off clothing to reveal her pronounced tan line and masturbated before sucking much of his rod. I liked how she was positioned in doggy to be throated since it allowed her to take him deeper, her ass sporting an even better tan from a thong but she was a good rider of cock, her pussy engulfing his pecker as he stuck his thumb in her sweet ass. I half expected they move to anal but she jerked him off instead as they kissed, taking the facial of sperm on her mug though most of it ended up on his torso.

Summary: Bitch Confessions 3 by Cum Louder could be upgraded in a number of ways such as including the guys in the credits, more properly labeling the ladies, and offering better extras but I had to admit that the sex wasn’t bad and the humor plentiful so I rated it as Rent It or better depending on what you’re looking for. I think most fans would prefer getting a membership to the company website to enjoy a lot more fuck and suck for the buck but the ample amount of tease and energy made this one stand out compared to numerous other web to DVD titles. In short, Bitch Confessions 3 really didn’t stand out in any particular manner though the casting of ladies was decent, some of the humor cute, and some of the public nudity worth exploring more in the future.