Genre: Compilation

Director: Varies per scene

Cast: Lanny Barby, Eva Angelina, Anastazie, Jada Fire, Angel Dark, Jasmine Tame, Monica

Lion, Rita Faltoyano, Brandy Talore, Darina, Dasha, Jane Darling, Vanessa

Michaels, Candy Manson, Austin Kincaid, Alexis

Silver, Brooke Haven, Lisa Ann, Shy Love, Jenaveve Jolie, Tory Lane, Stacy

Silver, Carly Parker, Dawn Kelly, and Gianna.

Length: 2 hrs. 22 mins

Production Date:  03/25/2004 – 10/19/2006

Condoms: Nope

Extras: Ironically there is a bonus scene featured here with Lisa

Rose. What's funny about it is that while this release is severely edited, this

extra content is actually a full scene.

Audio/Video:

With a smattering of scenes from different series released at different

times the presentation quality here varies greatly. Each scene is presented

with a full frame aspect ratio and there is a bit of grain and compression that

pops up from time to time. Some of these scenes are also very soft and look

dated compared to the rest of the material. Contrast is decent and lighting is

mostly sufficient which works well but the choppiness of the content doesn't

help matters. In similar fashion the audio is fairly straightforward with no

real flaw per say but it's not going to astound you with quality either. Some

bits are muffled and it's not uncommon for the volume to be all over the map.

Body of Review:

Third Degree has assembled 25 girls with some fantastic racks for Breast

Seller. Packed tightly onto one disc these 25 scenes have been cut drastically

in length and really just run at about five minutes a piece. Full scenes would

have been the way to go here but Breast Seller's presentation really makes this

release feel like a sampler rather than a feature. The scenes are far too brief

to get a real impression from and in many ways they only appear to be sexy

previews for their appropriate releases.

Scene 1:

Breast Seller gets started with the amazing Lanny Barby in a scene from Ass

Cream Pie. This first bit begins with Lanny getting squeezed and prodded by the

camera man and cuts over to her taking on two dicks at the same time. While

she's sucking one of the guys off the other is pounding her ass doggy style.

This same action continues as the scene transitions to a reverse cowgirl

position. After a few minutes the scene switches to Lanny propping herself up

and gaping her ass for the two guys to jerk their loads onto her. The cum pools

onto her anus and she blows a couple of cum bubbles.

Scene 2:

Angel Dark is featured in the second scene which comes from Black in Me. Like the

Lanny scene, Angel's is cut short and starts with her rubbing herself and

teasing the camera. Things transition to she and her black lover already doing

the nasty. The sex begins with them standing up and after a couple of minutes

they change over to playing on and around the sofa. Soon enough the scene cuts

to Angel getting a load dropped on her ass much like Lanny did.

Scene 3:

My personal favorite Eva Angelina is up next in a scene from Camel Hoes 4. Eva

does a nice little tease that doesn't last for long because the scene

transitions quickly to her getting fucked on a red chair. She takes it hard and

they swap positions a couple of times with Eva doing a little pussy to mouth

action in between. A couple more minutes in and Eva is getting her face coated

with cum. While it lasted the sex here had some great intensity but the choppy

editing work takes away from it, as it does with every scene here.

Scene 4:

Double Her Pleasure lends a scene featuring Jada Fire which features the ebony queen

taking on two white guys. At first they keep it simple with one guy in her

pussy and the other in her mouth but after a minute or so the scene cuts to

Jada taking a double penetration. She takes them both like a pro and after

another minute or so the scene ends with her taking both loads on the face.

Scene 5:

Anastazie from Real Racks 2 is next up and this scene doesn't even bother with the

teasing bit. Anastazie cuts straight to the sex and like Jada she's taking on

two guys at the same time. She starts by sucking them both and moves over to

the sofa where she takes on in the pussy and the other in the mouth. Anastazie

trades off between the two guys and eventually gives up the double penetration

which is actually done quite rough. She is practically torn apart by the two

dicks but after a couple of minutes the scene transitions out of the sex and

features a cum shot on her tits.

Scene 6:

The brief sex continues with Jasmine Tame from Ready, Wet, Go 2. Jasmine looks

amazing while teasing the camera with some lathering of baby oil but like the

other sex here it doesn't feel complete as she transitions to fucking almost

immediately. The performers look great getting into it and Jasmine really

screeches, especially when she takes it in the ass. I do have to say that the

baby oil made the scars from her implants stand out even more and it didn't

look that great when she rimmed the guy's ass. She does get a dose of pounding

anal sex though and after a couple of minutes the scene cuts out with her

getting a facial.

Scene 7:

Monica Lion stars in the seventh scene from Real Racks 2. Like some of the other girls

her scene begins with the camera man prodding and poking at her and quickly

transitions to Monica getting sexed up on a sofa. They trade off a little bit

going from pussy action to titty fucking and eventually Monica gives up the A

as she takes a dick in the ass the hard way. The scene cuts away too short just

like the others and features a load of cum getting popped into her mouth.

Scene 8:

The original Real Racks release lines a scene with Rita Faltoyano who gets things

started with a nice little camera tease. Like the other inclusions on Breast

Seller the scene cuts to Rita getting fucked after a minute or so. She looks

great straddling the cock and eventually she bends over to take it in the ass

like some of the previous girls. It's kind of awkward because she's upside down

while taking the anal and as she talks she sounds like a cartoon character.

Even so the scene ends with some ass to mouth as Rita takes a facial.

Scene 9:

I'm starting to sense a trend here! Real Racks 2 is back again with a scene

featuring Brandy Talore. She starts by licking her own nipples and the scene

cuts to a nice little titty fuck. After less than a minute or so, things

transition to a sofa where Brandy takes a dick nice and slow. The speed starts

to pick up after a while and I must say that Brandy looked particularly great

riding his cock from the top. Her breasts flop all over the place with great

style but unfortunately the sex doesn't last long as the scene cuts to a cum

shot on her tits.

Scene 10:

Darina from another Real Racks scene is up next and she walks onto the scene wearing a

cowboy hat. In typical fashion she is squeezed by the camera man and then

things transition to the sofa where she gets pounded reverse cowgirl style. The

sex switches over to some doggy style and a brief stint where the performers

stand up but I have to say that there was almost no energy in this scene at

all. Darina did nothing to spruce it up though I suppose the quickly cut bits

weren't helping matters.

Scene 11:

Finally another scene that's not from Real Racks! Fuck, Suck, Swallow loans a Dasha

scene to Breast Seller and it starts out with our starlet playing with herself.

After a few seconds the scene cuts right into the sex with Dasha already

screaming and getting into it. The two of them go crazy and it really made me

wish that the rest of the scene was available here. After a minute or so the

scene transitions to Dasha taking it deep in the ass and there's a bit of

gaping going on. I liked this one a lot but like everything else on Breast

Seller it feels like a five minute preview that was chopped from a twenty

minute scene.

Scene 12:

And here we are back to borrowing from Real Racks with Jane Darling sexing it up. Like every other Real Racks scene, things start off with the camera man groping to his heart's content and quickly jumps right into the sex. At first I didn't think that Jane brought anything to the camera since the fucking was fairly tame. Luckily she gives up the A and both performers really do it hard. The sex ends with the guy jerking onto her chest

and Jane sucking the rest out.

Scene 13:

Vanessa Michaels from Tits Ahoy 2 lathers up with baby oil for the thirteenth scene here. I'm sure you're not going to be too surprised when you find out that the oil is for a titty fuck. Vanessa climbs on top for a bit and then takes it on her back. Overall this choppy

scene was kind of boring to be honest.

Scene 14:

From the original Tits Ahoy, Candy Manson makes things a little wet with some sex in the shower. There's a brief tease which transitions to some screwing in various positions. Each of these offerings is cut too short but at least the performers seem to get into it well enough to make things interesting.

Scene 15:

Going back to Tits Ahoy 2 is a scene with Austin Kincaid but her dry performance takes away from the sex. She doesn't really get into it at all and just kind of grunts and says "Oh my god!" repeatedly without showing much in the way of energy.

Scene 16:

Alexis Silver comes in from Tits Ahoy 3 and appeals to the fetish lovers out there with some black leather gear, high heels, and fishnet stockings. She and her partner change positions numerous times while on a tiny sofa but for the most part Alexis takes the bottom. The

scene ends with a load being dropped onto her breasts.

Scene 17:

Tits Ahoy 2 comes back with a scene featuring Brooke Haven. She kind of has a deer in headlights look as she rubs oil onto her tits but thankfully she's no slouch when it comes to the sex. She and her partner get into it and the scene actually maintained a good energy level but like some of the other better ones it's over too quickly thanks to the poorly

edited bits.

Scene 18:

Shy Love from Tits Ahoy 2 is lounging by the poolside looking all great and stuff,

then we jump right into her servicing two guys. In typical MMF fashion Shy

takes one in the pussy while she sucks at the other, and of course you know

that the DP is coming during the next cut. After much grunting and screaming

she takes both loads in her mouth and spits them out onto her tits to rub them

in.

Scene 19:

Another Tits Ahoy 3 scene has been ripped into Breast Seller. This one features Lisa Ann teasing in the shower and transitions right into the sex which is already in progress. There's nothing sensational here or noteworthy really. The sex was pretty boring.

Scene 20:

Tory Lane from The Wetter the Better 2 is up next and it's safe to say that Tory is an

animal. She gets right into it and stays nasty throughout this scene with some

hard fucking, anal, and boatloads of screams. It's fairly obvious that she's in

agony while taking the dick but she keeps up the act like a trooper.

Scene 21:

Once again Tits Ahoy 3 gives us one of their girls and this time it's Jenaveve Jolie. This exotic beauty does the whole lathering up with baby oil thing before the scene jumps right into the sex. The sex was fairly straightforward but there was a lot of force behind the fucking which gave it some life. It's too bad that the rest of this scene wasn't

included because it actually had something going for it.

Scene 22:

Another Wetter the Better 2 scene comes to Breast Seller with Stacy Silver appearing as the starlet. She looks great during her tease and as the scene transitions to her playing with two guys it only gets better. In the first segment they stand together but in the next the DP comes and they give Stacy no quarter. The final moments before they pop

their loads in her mouth is a hot looking standing DP. This chick got right

into it and I'd love to see more of her.

Scene 23:

Carly Parker from Tita Ahoy (yes, they made a typo on their own title. It's supposed to be Tits) gives a nice little tease before jumping inside to take a dicking. Once again the sex is kind of bland but Carly makes some funny faces during it all and toys with her partner a bit (by kissing him then wiping her mouth or pulling away). It's kind of goofy and doesn't add to the scene but at least it was mildly entertaining.

Scene 24:

Dawn Kelly from the original Wetter the Better is working it at the car wash and

wow, does she look great doing it! This goes on for about a minute then we jump

right into the sex which is already taking place on a cheesy purple sofa. At

first Dawn is pinned down and then she takes it doggy style which eventually

leads to her climbing on top.

Scene 25:

Saving the best for last, Gianna appears with a scene from Big Love. She looks great

as always and knows how to work the camera which she proves as she plays with

her tits. I was hoping since she was the cover girl that maybe her scene would

have been full but alas it wasn't.

Summary:

I was frustrated with Breast Seller. Rather than provide a solid compilation release 3rd Degree went ahead and made this DVD into a preview disc of sorts. I suppose if you don't mind the choppiness of sex scenes and just want to see point A and point B; not how we got there, then this may appeal to you. Even so some of the sex is very bland and only a handful of the scenes stand out. Annoyingly enough each scene is only about 5 minutes in length which gives just enough time for a tease, couple bits of sex, and cum shot. It's a

lazy release that shouldn't be bothered with unless you have a hard time paying

attention.