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This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX

Hustler Video

Genre: Sitcum Porn Parody

The Ladies

Director: Axel Braun

Cast: Tanner Mayes, Evan Stone, Madison Scott, April O'Neil, McKenzee Miles, Cyrus King, Carmen McCarthy, Billy Glide, Tiffany Star, Dane Cross

Length: 92:33 minutes

The Title

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: There was some spam, a slide show, more spam, some trailers, and then a 27:49 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The BTS was mostly interview material, nothing special but worth a quick look.

Condoms: None

Tanner Mayes and the mighty Evan Stone

Audio/Video Quality: This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX was presented in a colorful 1.78:1 ratio, anamorphic widescreen, offering as shot by director Axel Braun for Hustler Video using the 480 resolution and MPEG-2 codec typical of standard definition projects. There appeared to be an attempt to do this one quickly but in a fun manner, paying closer attention to the sets, the clothing, and other visual elements of the movie this time, the folks at Hustler wisely listening to those who point out the best way to make a sitcum work. The editing wasn't as tight as the best genre efforts but Claudia Ross seemed up to the task of polishing up Axel's raw footage nicely enough, the video bitrate hovering in the 5.9 Mbps area most of the times I looked. The standard definition version of the flick had few compression artifacts, only a bit of noise & edge enhancement, and proper lighting to assist in making the movie look more like the original, the art direction credited to the director himself. In short, in terms of the visual aesthetics, this title fell short of the original volume in the series but wasn't bad at all, similar to most of Axel's works in the sitcum genre. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 256 Kbps audio bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, the uncredited script seeming to be scribbled out while shooting the movie rather than making good use of the aural aspects of the show.

April O'Neil and Madison Scott with Evan Stone

Body of Review: Axel Braun has long been thought of as one of the better parody directors thanks to his extensive work for Hustler Video, his Batman movie released last month blowing the socks off his competition thanks to the added time and resources he put into it (he made it for his own production company). Most of his lower budget, quickly made flicks lack the degree of expertise to make them truly standout but he has shown a propensity to do more with less as seen in his latest flick called This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX. The idea of the original series shown on the Discovery Channel is to showcase jobs that are smelly, nasty, and not a whole lot of fun, the host trying on a variety of jobs that make our own workplace antics seem tame by comparison. In this parody however, the amusing thing is that as bad as most the jobs were, it led to the mighty Evan Stone getting laid repeatedly, his hosting duties providing ample fodder for him to apply his outlandish brand of humor. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

McKenzee Miles

Scene One: Tanner Mayes, a brunette known far and wide for her exploits, was up first as the 21 year old engaged sexually with the mighty Evan Stone. As the host of the show, he was dressed up in safety gear as he approached her, Tanner wearing a neon pink outfit that showed off her all natural body. She did no acting here, just rubbing baby oil on his chest, Evan maintaining his role in humorous fashion as she ignored his commentary. They kissed and she rubbed all over him to get some oil on her figure as well, Evan eating her pussy after some minimal tease involving her shapely ass. She sat on his face and then tossed his salad, orally working him over in short order until the moderately active vaginal sex began. Evan did most of the work here, Tanner remaining largely passive during the penetrative sex, her oral skills the only thing working in her favor outside of her physical appeal. The scene ended when he jerked off a round of genetic juice to her abdomen, the sweaty couple showing minimal chemistry along the way.

Carmen McCarthy with Billy Glide

Scene Two: Madison Scott, a cute gal with nice tits, and skinny brunette April O'Neil, were up next in the Hustler warehouse as the ladies did one another with some assistance from Evan Stone. Initially, April diddled Madison with a generic red vibrator as Evan massaged Madison's tits, the gals swapping places for him to take over the penetrative toy use as they caressed and ate one another (slightly). The scene struck me as unfinished and a poor use of the two ladies, the duration of the scene as mismatched as the quality of the action compared to their other works to date.

Tiffany Star with Dane Cross

Scene Three: McKenzee Miles, the bleach blond cutie featured on the far right hand side of the front cover, was up next as Evan showed how shitty a job being a janitor would be. The gal pounced all over moper Cyrus King too, inhaling his pecker orally in the bathroom before he dipped his wick and allowed her to taste test his boner. Evan stayed on the edge of the action here, McKenzee and Cyrus doing various degrees of oral and vaginal sex until the wad of population pudding graced her implants and face, most of the load missing her entirely thanks to his poorly aimed jerking off.

Scene Four: Carmen McCarthy, the gal featured on the center of the front cover, was up next as she took on stable boy Billy Glide, the man giving Evan some tips. As was the norm of the show, she said little outside of using her lips to wrap around Billy's cock, concentrating her efforts on his head rather than try to throat him. Still, as modest as her oral skills may have been, her pink patterned bikini top and short blue jeans certainly enhanced her physical appeal, the gal taking out her titty to upgrade the hummer before Billy reciprocated. After the two engaged in a bit of oral together, the vaginal pounding began, Carmen providing a lot of porn moaning as she actively rode his cock. She kept looking at the camera though and stopped short of doing a whole lot of blowing but she did manage to become the best rider of the movie. The scene ended when Billy rubbed one out to her mouth and she gave Evan a peck on his cheek.

Scene Five: Tiffany Star, the brunette bent over on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she slobbed the knob of Dane Cross. The scenario this time was involving firefighting, Evan doing the firebreak work as Dane got a hummer from the hotty. Unlike most of the others, Tiffany was shown to be very skilled and able to swallow much of his pecker, granted it wasn't a big challenge to speak of, and ride him vaginally whenever she was on top of his lap. The oral and vaginal positions aside, they seemed to have a modicum of chemistry at times, the moaning modest and her directives toward Dane guiding his thrusts. The ending load of semen was launched at her shaven crotch and lower abdomen, a few more pumps finishing him off as the scene and movie came to a close.

Summary: This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX by director Axel Braun for Hustler Video was not his best work in recent months (that title would definitely be last month's Batman XXX parody), but it was cute, served up some youthful ladies that were not terrible performers, and the comedic elements were such that you may well get a couple of additional laughs from it so I rated it as a Rent It. In short, This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX could have been an awesome mockumentary as opposed to a parody flick but the low budget nature of the production and weak script seemed destined for the "don't bother nominating me" more than some of the mediocre cast tossed in as eye candy for Evan Stone's silly mugging and cute antics on the small screen. Give it a look before committing your money, just realize that this was not supposed to be a high profile title compared to others in the genre.