Genre: Threesomes, All Sex, Couples

Release Date: May 6 2019

Director: Colette and Brigham Field

Cast: Nikki Peaches, Charity Crawford, Viktoria, Rebecca, Tiffany Tatum, Amaris, Nella Jones, Hannah Hawthorne, Seth Gamble, Marc, Lutro, and Tyler Nixon

Length: 1 Hour 40 Minutes

Extras: Trailers, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery

Condoms: No

Overview:

It isn’t every day that X-Art opens a DVD with the words “Proudly Presents,” so you know this one has some potential going in.

Three’s Not a Crowd features four lengthy boy-girl-girl all-sex scenes. You’ll get a little setup here and there, but like most X-Art productions, it’s really all about the sex.

Don’t go into this movie expecting high-art and glamcore. While X-Art is renowned for rebooting the genre, it’s not that kind of film. Instead, watch it because you enjoy beautiful sex. The actors make the show.

Sex acts aren’t too outrageous aside from some face-sitting and one creampie, so fans of simple vanilla porn will no doubt enjoy. Extreme fans may be tempted to look the other way, although beautiful sex like this can be good for the soul.

Scene 1: Nikki Peaches, Charity Crawford, and Seth Gamble

Nikki Peaches is pure fire, and the wombo-combo of Charity Crawford and Seth Gamble constitute the perfect foil to her sexual appetite.

Seth Gamble is busy working on his laptop, but Nikki Peaches is horny. Gamble’s got responsibilities though, so he turns her down and focuses on work until Peaches brings a surprise. Charity and Peaches show up dressed in naught but lingerie and start cuckolding the dedicated professional.

It’s an awesome opening with a slow-broiling buildup. Nikki is such a devious girlfriend. She brings this stranger into the room, sucks Charity’s boobies and gently licks her pussy without giving Gamble the slightest attention. Meanwhile, Seth watches in stunned silence and instinctively tugs at his throbbing dick through his blue jeans.

Subtlety is the name of the game. Remember, Peaches is his girlfriend and Charity is, well we don’t actually know who she is. Nikki undoes Seth’s pants and directs Charity to suck his cock as she cuddles beside her guy and kisses him gently.

So Seth has this random hottie sucking his cock, and he’s tasting Charity’s pussy on the lips of his girlfriend. They both suck his cock and balls a bit, and then Charity straight up asks him if he wants to get back to working on his computer, “or do you want to fuck us?” Who could resist a pitch like that?

As directors Brigham and Colette transition to the sex bit, they retain the smouldering pace and teasing power-dynamic. Keep in mind, Nikki’s the one who was horny so you’d expect she’d jump right on her boyfriend’s cock. Nope. She grins devilishly and says “I want to watch you fuck him,” the perfect setup for a nice face-sitting and cowgirl combo.

You simply can’t take your eyes of Nikki Peaches. She’s just incredible and I keep thinking of Mia Malkova. It’s the attitude. She looks like she is completely living her best life. I’m talking great smiles, a playful demeanor, and the occasional deep groans of pleasure. It’s not that over-the-top porn screamer thing either--she’s just so real. What a treat!

Set design may not be top-tier, but the elegant boudoir is a cut above most productions. Big props for the fine art in the background. Cinematography is excellent too. The camera gently floats from angle to angle setting up these beautifully framed closeups and occasionally cutting to passionate wide three-shots.

Special emphasis is placed on wet pussy. You can see those strings of girl-cum suspended from Nikki’s tongue as she eats Charity out. And Nikki’s pussy is just divine, particularly when she’s showing it all for the camera in reverse cowgirl.

The only thing is that the cumshot comes out of nowhere. It’s a little abrupt. Seth’s got both girls stacked, fucking each in doggy style. We all know how hot that feels, but I don’t sense the coming popshot. Charity hints at it, he pulls out and blasts cum all over her ass, but it’s just so sudden.

Scene 2: Viktoria, Rebecca, and Marc

Well, this is awkward. Circus-like music plays in the background as Viktoria, Rebecca, and Marc roam the streets with a malfunctioning iPhone compass app. They seem to be arguing and clearly, they’re lost. Then the scene cuts and they’re starting to have a threesome. Seems reasonable.

They fuck in an attic space, and the natural angles of the room make for interesting shots. You’ll see clever framing where the room’s architecture commands eyeflow straight to our copulating trio. And then there’s a dash of color from the nearby plants, along with a wild looking 3D deer picture on the wall.

X-Art Europe strikes the perfect balance between lighting and makeup in this one too. The girl’s sport a natural and casual look and the skin tones are warm. Clearly, production has made good use of diffusers as shadows are subdued.

But the scene itself is a bit forced. It runs through the formulaic routine of threesome sex positions, just like nearly every other porno out there, but you can tell they’re just running through the motions--checking the boxes as it were.

I think it boils down to a lack of chemistry. First off, it doesn’t look like these are girls who genuinely love girls. Yes, there is good nipple play, but that girl-girl pussy licking is clearly forced. They don’t want to eat each other out, and that’s fine, but they reluctantly go in once in a while and do it for the camera. You can almost feel the director(s) giving stage direction from behind the scenes. It’s straight up lip-service.

Further, timing is off. Take that first penetration shot for example. Viktoria hops atop Marc and does her best Kimmy Granger impersonation. I’m talking rapid-fire hard cowgirl riding. But Rebecca is down low trying to give a sensuous slow-motion ball-suck. Instead, she’s narrowly avoiding a knockout from Viktoria’s twerking assets. The performers are moving at two different paces.

The girls are very pretty and there are certainly some nice moments. Rebecca being penetrated on her side, spoon-style, while Marc munches Viktoria’s pussy is magical. And you have to love that subtle boob-jiggle. The double blowjob cumshot is great, and Rebecca looks amazing playing submissive in missionary. There’s lots to like, but the whole package doesn’t add up.

Scene 3: Tiffany Tatum, Amaris, and Lutro

Lights, camera, and action abound in this fashion-industry fantasy starring Lutro as a photographer to Amaris and two-time  AVN nominee Tiffany Tatum. Photography buffs may lust over the Canon EOS 5D and the white L-Series lens, but Amaris and Tatum are hard to ignore.

Tiffany starts it off, suggesting a three-way makeout session with her Hungarian accent. Within seconds, she’s liberated Lutro’s erection and both ladies vie for his cock.

The double blowjob is awesome. Tatum gets dirty with some deep-throating and straight-up face fucking. Amaris plays it cool with ball sucking and erotic licks. There’s also a two-way game of oral just-the-tip along with some beautiful girl-girl kissing. It’s one of the few times I wish there were more blowjobs to be had.

It’s not an instant strip show either--I like that. Clothes come off naturally and as necessary. Amaris drops her panties to get some of Tiffany’s oral. And Lutro simply pulls Tatum’s undies aside to get a taste of her juice along with a cozy doggy-style fuck, and it’s fun to watch Tiffany’s face grind into Amaris’ crotch with each thrust.

Minimalism is the rule in set design. There’s a couch, some lighting rigs (remember the fashion-shoot story), and a blank wall. What X-Art lacks in design, they make up for in lighting. Shadows are dramatic and skin tones are bright. They managed to get that artsy look without sacrificing contrast or picture quality.

What makes this threesome stand out is a good amount of oral. There isn’t a lot of that round-robin game going on. Instead, both of our model’s pussies are always being drilled or sucked. Take my favorite moment for example: Amaris is getting fucked side-straddle while feasting on Tatum’s twat. The angle is great too. She has one of those tight innie-pussies and it looks amazing being pounded by Lutro’s big shaft. You’ve also got the contrast between Amaris’ clean-shaven look and Tatum’s neat triangular patch.

Acoustically, this one hits on a personal peeve of mine. There are background noises at various points. Early on, you can clearly hear a jet passing overhead. Later there’s some deep noise that sounds like the Martians in the Tom Cruise version of War of the Worlds.

And then there’s a moment where a crewmember accidentally steps into frame. It’s right in the middle of an epic shot where Tatum is fucking Lutro hard and Amaris’ tits are lit! Then you see this movement in the corner of the scene shattering the fourth wall. It’s hard to imagine that making it to the final cut, especially from such a detail-oriented shop as X-Art.

But it’s still a good scene. Tatum gives it her all. She works up a sweat and fucks the shit out of Lutro. That’s a hot creampie at the end too.

Scene 4: Kendall Rae (Nella Jones), Hannah Hawthorne, and Tyler Nixon

The story is simple. Nella Jones (previously known as Kendall Rae) is making out with Hannah Hawthorne poolside. Boyfriend Tyler Nixon catches them. As it turns out, Hawthorne is 18 years old and has never had a threesome, but she really wants to try. Nella convinces her reluctant boyfriend to let her in and they fuck on the lounge chairs.

Hannah has all the trappings of an innocent youth. She’s young, fresh-faced and even sports pigtails. She lays it on thick with a sort of coyness that feels like amateur porn were it not for her sultry eye contact and porn-pro moves.

The pace and sexual storytelling is great. Nella and Tyler tease the young girl, flirting with some kisses and gentle nipple play until Nella raises the stakes. She pulls out Tyler’s cock and invites Hawthorne to join her. Again, Hannah shines. She’s so delicate and a little uncertain at first. You see her barely touching Tyler’s cock with her tongue, looking to Nella as if to ask if it’s OK.

Now here’s where Nella Jones nails it. She eases back from the blowjob and seamlessly puts Hannah in the drivers’ seat. But Hannah still plays it shy, at least until Tyler starts eating her delicious pussy. His lips stay locked on the prize as girlfriend Jones hops on his cock.

Then it gets fun. Jones has barely gotten started when Hannah comes out of her shell and asks if she can try. She gets on top and just won’t quit. In fact, the only way for Nella to get some cock herself is to roll Hannah over and eat some pussy, but then Hannah’s on her back getting fucked by Tyler again.

This scene features one of my favorite cumshots this year. Hannah looks so good and so turned on. Her skin is glowing, abs tight and the sexual response is vivid: nips and labia on fire. The camera sits back with this awesome angle that highlights those dominant lips, and you can just see her clit swelling.

That’s when it happens. Tyler doubles the pace and then blasts cum all over her pussy and abs. The camera lingers over her glistening skin and Tyler keeps teasing her lips with his cock. Nella licks it up and kisses Hannah with a mouthful of cum and the camera fades out to credits.

Final Thoughts:

Three’s Not a Crowd is a nice collection of good old threesome sex. It features an excellent balance of romance, oral and regular fucking, and the pace is comfortable.

As a whole, it’s a good selection of what X-Art has to offer, but loses several points with technical glitches that could have been caught in the editing room. For those technicals, this one is Recommended.