Category: Spoof/Parody

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Cast: Christie Stevens/Presley Hart/Mikki Lynn/Mahina Zaltana/Zoey Foxx/Natalia Starr/Evan Stone/Dick Chibbles/Alec Knight/Barry Scott/Jay Crew

Extras: Blooper Reel/Slide Show/Trailers/Web

Release Date: 1/20/2014

Runtime: 100 Mins

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Introduction to Review:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Apparently the Duck Dynasty series is just too good to be true when it's come to porn parody makers, as this is the second spoof of the series in less than a year. The synopsis of the movie at Hustler.com is put like this: "Find out what happens when these backwoods morons put down their rifles and try hunting for some pussy for a change. Apparently beards make for an excellent lure." Genius if I've ever heard it. The plot of 'This Ain't Duck Dynasty XXX' is essentially based around a "beaver caller" that the guys of the DD crew use to wrangle up pussy, and it's beginning to work so well that it stirs up an argument between them about who's idea it all was in the first place. I don't want to rain on your parade here, but the originator of the beaver caller is never really figured out. However, the absurdity that occurs as the guys attempt to take credit for it is actually pretty entertaining.

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Presley Hart/Dick Chibbles

The premiere sex scene in Hustler's 'This Ain't Duck Dynasty XXX' begins after Jase, played by Dick Chibbles, enters his home carrying a dead beaver in hand to showoff for his wife, Missy. Missy is played by the gorgeous Presley Hart who is deeply angered upon Jase's arrival, as it seems he's forgotten about their anniversary. Some pretty laughable moments take place upon the scene's introduction, as they ultimately lead into Jase attempting to make up for his forgetfulness by giving his wife a solid fuck to help clear her mind. The action sets in with a muff munching from Dick, as Presley moans in approval, before the blowjob soon sets in after a couple moments. Some solid throating from Presley takes place here, as she continues playfully sucking Dick's cock before sex sets in with Presley being the recipient of a missionary style dickdown. Sex is pretty solid as it progresses, showcasing Presley quite well as Dick continues to mutter random hillbilly inspired comments for comedic effect. The scene caps off with Dick busting his nuts over top of his movie wife's face as it seems the two have all but reconciled their differences. A pretty nice scene here that offered up an overall comedic look to it all.

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 Christie Stevens/Barry Scott/Jay Crew

The second scene in the film takes place at company headquarters, where Barry Scott, who plays Willie's younger brother Jep, is testing out his 'beaver caller' for his co-worker Godwin who's played by Jay Crew. Christie Stevens immediately comes out of the woodwork after Jep blows his trusty beaver caller, as action soon sets in after she professes her horniness to the guys. A double-barrelled cock-chugging from Christie initiates the action, as she slops up her stunt cocks extremely well in this introductory segment to the scene. Barry is the first of the two to have a go at Christie's hole as she leans forward and gets fucked doggy style while sucking on Jay's cock to keep all parties satisfied. The guys switch things up frequently, with Christie running the show wonderfully as things progress. The energy that Christie exudes in this scene is absolutely perfect, I loved every moment of it. The scene ultimately caps off with the guys releaseing their jizzwads over her face as she gulps down the goodness before the screen fades. A great scene here, always loved Christie, excited to see many more big things from her in the year to come.

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Mikki Lynn/Alec Knight

Anal

The third scene in the film begins after Duck Dynasty CEO Willie, played by Alec Knight, decides to try out this new beaver caller for himself. Willie's wife Korie, who is played by Mikki Lynn, seems to be at wit's end with her husband in the early moments of the scene, before he blows his beaver caller, and she quickly becomes putty in his hands. Action sets in quickly with a pussy and ass munch from Alec, before he crawls up toward Mikki and she gives him some solid dick-sucks to keep things moving. The scene takes a pretty hard dive beofre the sex sets in, ultimately moving forward as Alec plunges his sword in Mikki in a missionary position. The scene progresses surprisingly well, with Mikki giving some pretty serious deepthroats to Alec's dong throughout, and sex reaching an intensity level that I really didn't see happening once the anal sets in. However things do take a bit of dive before all is said and done, but Alec fires off a nice cream-shot over Mikki's face in the final moments that certainly makes for a solid ending. Overall, I'd say this was a decent scene, not having the energy of the last one, but there was anal, I mean, that says something right?

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Mahina Zaltana/Evan Stone

Blowjob Only

The next scene in the film takes place after there's a bit of a spat between who actually came up with the idea of the beaver caller, finishing off with a random comment from Willie's dad Phil, who is played by Evan Stone. The action in this scene starts off without the use of the beaver caller, as Phil's wife Kay, played by Mahina Zaltana, seduces her husband and the debauchery begins. After some groping between the two, and a slew of hilariously ridiculous dirty talk, Mahina bends over to receive some quick doggie style fucks before falling to her knees and engulfing Evan's sausage into the nether depths of her throat for some nicely sloppified throat-fucking. Mahina's filthy actions continue to be showcased well here, as she rims Evan's butthole through most of the scene while sucking him off like there is a buried treasure deep inside of his balls. The scene reaches some points of slowness, eventually capping off after Evan churns out his nutload and Mahina sucks and licks off the remnants from his cock and balls. A fair scene here, I can't really understand why there was no sex, but there still a decent amount a spank material laced throughout.

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Zoey Foxx/Natalia Starr

Girl/Girl

The final scene in the film begins after a montage of silly interviews from the male stars in the film, and takes place between Sadie, Willie's "doughter" as the screen prompt calls her, and her foreign exchange student friend Rebecca. Zoey Foxx plays Willie's daughter, and Natalia Starr plays the exchange student. Action sets in only moments after the scene begins, with Zoey and Natalia getting down to brass tacs in quite a hurry upon the opening. Some random dildo play ensues with a decent intensity from the babes showcased, running for around a twenty minute period with some fairly decent lesbian sex displayed throughout the scenes context. I wasn't at all convinced that this was a good scene to end the film on, but nonetheless the producers chose it this way, so an ultimately anti-climactic sex scene to finish off the film. Meh.

Summary:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hustler's 'This Ain't Duck Dynasty XXX' provides the viewer with a nice helping of stroke material, combined with some decent comic relief which is a lot more than I can say for some of the parodies that I've had the misfortune of reviewing in recent memory. I wouldn't say that the film had me rolling out of my seat, but I certainly appreciated the light-hearted approach and overt silliness as opposed to those who attempt to make somehting more out of a parody than it's really supposed to be. Sex in the film was hot and cold, with a pretty solid scene from Christie Stevens, and some others that had their moments of good, mixed in with a few dull areas. Extras in the film include a short blooper reel most notably, along with a slideshow and a few trailers from recent Hustler parodies to round it out. I think parody fans are likely to enjoy this one, as well as some that may attempt to steer away from the genre simply for the fact that it doesn't try too hard. It's a silly parody, with some funny moments, and it empasizes sex enough for us to masturbate to. Job done. Recommended.