Genre:
Straight / Foot Fetish

Cast:
Melany XXX, Naomi, Bambi, Brianna Love, Marquette Jewel, Hailey Young, Patricia Petite, Zophia, Chloe, India Summer

Director:
Brandon Iron

Feature Length:
214 mins.

Condoms:
None

Date of Production
2004-2005

Review:
There are two fetishes I'm not too sure about: armpit licking and foot fucking. Ten Little Piggies 7 is all about jacking guys off with hot girls' feet.

The film begins with Naomi blowing a pinwheel. That's not a joke. Her feet are in boots, and dude makes a Puss N Boots joke that she clearly doesn't get. She does know a lot about pigs though, as she rattles off a monologue of pig facts that baffles the camera dude. The pre-scene patter goes on far too long, before finally dude takes off her boots and they're fucking in a lawn chair. Odd transition. Anyway, that goes on for a while (Naomi has a great sex face) and then it's time for the feet jack off. That goes on for even longer, with some toe sucking in there for good measure, before they get back to proper sex in a reverse cowgirl position. Doggy style on the lawn follows, as dude alternates between fucking her and rubbing his cock on her grassy feet. More assorted footplay, then dude cums all over her toes.

Patricia Petite and her long orange hair are next. The camera pulls back to reveal that dude is eating her ass. Foot rubbing occurs soon after. He gets a few seconds of a blowjob then begins fucking her feet. After a few minutes of foot pleasuring, he blows his load.

Bambi and Brianna Love are co-stars in the third scene. They take us inside their "house" and proceed to strip out of their shoes. They suck each others toes in a 69 position, then give the camera guy a blowjob. Camera dude then magically passes the camera off to mystery camera dude, and he continues to be pleasured by these two piggies (his word, not mine). He fucks on girl on the couch while the other sucks the girl's toes. Lots of doggy style, cock sucking, foot jacking and toe sucking and dude finally cums all over their toes, which the girls lick clean. The foot thing doesn't seem as creepy when it's two hot chicks involved in it at the same time.

French-Canadian Zophia is next. Dude gets some quick oral action and then it's all about the feet as he gets a foot job until he blows his load on her toesies.

Marquette Jewel's scene also has a great deal of pre-sex babbling, until finally dude starts licking her toes. He whips out his schlong and rubs it all over her feet. He goes down on her which really drives her wild, then slides his cock inside her for some good old fashioned hard fucking. More oral, then some reverse cowgirl. Doggy style is next, and then she just rides him until he finally shoots his wad onto her toes, which she licks. Not much time was spent on feet in this scene... not saying that's good or bad really.

Chloe (not the Chloe, but the only Chloe in Canada) has a guy jack himself off with her feet before she starts blowing him. A footjob later and he squirts his manjuice you know where.

Hailey Young is showing off her foot tattoo (that is, a tattoo on her foot... not a tattoo of a foot) and the camera man fawns all over her for a while. As a reward, she blows him and gives him a foot job. Another magic camera transport leaves dude free to enjoy all the fun. They fuck missionary for a while, taking breaks now and then for more foot masturbation. Things get really hot and intense, with some great doggy style, reverse cowgirl, spooning and cock riding in there. He cums all over her feet, which she rubs all over like lotion.

India Summer's scene starts with her blowing a guy. He gets a foot job and explodes all over her feet. Both performers speak French throughout.

Melany is licking her own toes as our final scene kicks off. Dude enters and licks one foot while she works on the other. He gets a blowjob, a footjob, and then fucks her on the couch, stopping every now and then to rub his cock on her feet. After some solid cock riding and other assorted positions, there's some anal which takes its time nicely (mainly because she's not really experienced at it). He eventually moves back to her pussy so things can get more fast and furious, although attention does return to her tight ass. As per standard, he cums all over her toes to end the scene.

Audio/Video:
Solid full frame presentation and audio for this one, especially considering the nearly four hours of running time. Wisely, the extra features get their own disc to help keep the bitrate up.

Extras:
Disc two houses all the extras. First up is a 50 minute featurette entitled "Toses Like Roses" where the performers from this film and other productions comment on all things feet amidst clips of toe wiggling and sucking.

"Sock Parade" is a 8 minute segment where Bambi and Brianna Love try on socks. Yep.

"Whipped Toes" has Hailey Young spraying whipped cream all over her feet for 4 minutes.

A behind the scenes segment runs 13 minutes and shows off the other talents of the performers. For example, Naomi is a hula hoop champion (which she demonstrates), and then she puts on a sock puppet show.

"Footjob" features a girl named Diamond, and I bet you can't guess what happens in it. Dude gets a blowjob and then the titular act in a stairway. Unless this is from a previous volume, I'm not sure why it wasn't in the film itself.

Next is a 18 minute segment called "More Tease" where the performers, well, tease us with their hot bodies.

There's also a cumshot recap, a photo shoot featurette, a photo gallery, a profile of director Brandon Iron and weblinks.

Concluding Words:
So what if nearly everyone is Canadian here and there's more foot action than one might like? I'll admit I wasn't too keen on this title at first, but the intensity of the acts and the hotness of the ladies really helped sell me. Plus, there's some solid plain ol' fucking in there. I'm going to go with Recommended on this one. Those of you with real foot interests might score it even higher. There's over 5 hours of porn here!