Chick Flixxx
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Release date:
January 11, 2011 -
Runtime:
2h 4m -
Cast:
Teagan Presley|Lexi Love|Jessica Jaymes|Rachel Roxxx|Ren Savant|Asa Akira|Juelz Ventura|Annabelle Lee|Alyssa Reece|Brandy Blair|Jordan Lynn
Genre: All sex.
Director: Ren Savant
Cast: Annabelle Lee, Asa Akira, Juelz Ventura, Lexi Love, Teagan Presley, Jessica Jaymes, Stephanie Cane, Briana Blair, Amber Rayne, Jordan Lynn, Alyssa Reece, Rachel Roxxx.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Teagan Presley.
Length: 02:04
Condoms: NA
Bonus: One bonus star for the outstanding cast, which includes 2007 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Teagan Presley.
Chick Flixxx is an all-sex all-girl five-scene movie featuring the incomparable Teagan Presley and 11 more luscious babes. The movie contains one five-girl orgy and four girl/girl scenes, two of which are anal-intensive.
Chick Flixxx was directed by Ren Savant, who also directed Kayden Kross in the epic award-winner The 8th Day. Ren brought lots of his feature knowledge to this more "ordinary" title...and it shows.
In particular, the scene scenarios, scene set-ups, locations, sets, wardrobe, and make-up are all top-notch. I particularly like the scene set-ups, such as the "machine-shop" girls in Scene One and the "pony" girl in Scene Four. Also noteworthy and interesting are the scenarios. In Scene Two, for example, Jessica Jaymes, a bartender, fucks a customer (Stephanie Cane) atop a pool table while a room full of bar patrons watch and cheer! How cool is that?
But, the best think about Chick Flixxx is the sex. Believe it or not, the scenes average 4.9 on a five-star sex rating scale. Of course, the director had some control over the heat that developed in the sex scenes. But, the majority of the credit has to go to the outstanding cast and their inestimable reserves of lust.
Chick Flixxx earns one of my rare XCritic picks. You ought to have this movie in your library.
Check out some photos of the girls in Chick Flixxx here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the incomparable Teagan Presley and the out-of-this-world five-girl orgy! Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate PDF document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Chick Flixxx can be accessed here.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene Type: All girl orgy/anal
Performers: Annabelle Lee, Asa Akira, Juelz Ventura, Lexi Love, Teagan Presley
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in skimpy outfits that would never pass an OSHA inspection, Annabelle Lee, Asa Akira, Julez Ventura, Lexi Love, and Teagan Presley work feverishly in a machine shop (outstanding videography, shot-from-below camera angles, and special effects). Sparks fly as they grind metal drill holes and bell-like peals ring as they use sledge hammers to force materials into compliance with their wishes. Of course, since this is porn, our eyes get treated to lots of naked and grimy flesh as the girls work up a sweat.
After a while, Teagan gets pissed off and storms away from her work bench. She heads straight toward a couch, plops down on it to rest, and scowls menacingly. The other girls quickly notice Teagan slacking off. Disapproving of her actions, they put down their tools and go to investigate what's going on. They quickly surround Teagan and try--unsuccessfully--to talk sense into her. When they realize that Teagan's not about to budge, they literally pounce on her and wild Sapphic fur begins to fly. They begin by tearing off Teagan's--and each other's--clothes and, within seconds, all five bare bodies are getting it on!
At first, Annabelle and Asa make Teagan the center of attention as they use their tongues and fingers to drive her mad with lust. Meanwhile busty Julez and Lexi Love form a twosome and get hot and heavy with each other. But, the groupings change repeatedly during the ensuing 25 minutes or so. And, each girl gets to be the object of her girlfriends' attention.
Pussies take center stage first. The girls use their tongues and fingers to pleasure each other...and themselves. But, as the scene unfolds, toys appear...and then disappear into the girls' hungry vaginas. Even better, those lucky toys go deep into Teagan's, Lexi's, Annabelle's, and Julez' assholes. And, the girls keep the toys squeaky-clean using pussy-to-mouth and ass-to-mouth.
To end this scene, which will send Sapphic-sex lovers to heaven, the sated girls collapse into each other's arms and share triumphant kisses. This is a fucking awesome scene that scores 5.1 on my 5-point scale.
Foreplay: Stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, spanking, caressing/fondling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), kneeling doggie, sitting (she cums), standing.
Anal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie (she cums), sitting; DP with toy/fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA
Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Jessica Jaymes, Stephanie Cane.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Jessica Jaymes plays a bartender in a crowded biker bar. As the male and female patrons play pool and toss back one after another of Jessica's straight-up pours, unsuspecting Stephanie Cane (she has gorgeous eyes) steps through the doorway, struts down the hallway while absorbing lots of approving looks from the bar's clientele, steps up to the bar, and plants a passionate kiss on Jessica's mouth. As the crowd watches with delight, the girls do ravenous tongue battle for a minute or so. Then, Jessica invites the customers to check out the new girl. Stephanie passes among the patrons, enjoys lots of bumps and squeezes, and then jumps on a stage for a little pole dancing action (great up-skirt video) that includes some hot glimpses of her best assets. In due course, the patrons turn their attention to Jessica and chant, as one, "Do her...DO HER...DO HER!" Of course, Jessica agrees. So, totally in command, she struts across the bar to the pool table...and Jessica.
Jessica bounds up onto the pool table, straddles Stephanie, and possessively kisses her willing mouth while greedily stripping off Stephanie's--and her own--clothes. Of course, the crowd cheers with delight...especially when Jessica spreads Stephanie's legs and goes down for a deep and tasty drink of girl juice. And, she slaps Stephanie's labia and finger-fucks her hole, too.
As foreplay continues, Jessica pounds her knee forcefully against Stephanie's cunt (to knee-fuck it) and sharply spanks her ass cheeks. Even better, Jessica mashes her own vagina against Stephanie's to trib her. Stephanie loves it and squeals ecstatically.
After a while, the girls switch roles so that Stephanie can devour Jessica's bejeweled pussy to orgasm. Then, refusing to allow Jessica's pleasure to diminish, Stephanie grabs a toy and frantically reams Jessica's still-throbbing cunt (God, Jessica's clit-hood ring is pretty!) while sucking on her erect clit. Jessica cums even harder--twice! Stephanie even licks up the mess in Jessica's pussy and shares it by kissing Jessica's mouth.
As this raucous scene continues, Jessica again takes control of Stephanie's spit-lubricated pussy and pounds her relentlessly (in missionary) with a hot-pink toy. Jessica makes Stephanie cum and then eats her pussy clean. Then, Stephanie rolls over into kneeling doggie, atop the pool table, so that Jessica can again pound her cunt with her tongue and with the toy using rapid-fire strokes. Then, the girls simultaneously pleasure each other orally--and with their fingers--using 69. Meanwhile, the crowd yells "cum, CUM, CUM!" Unwilling to disappoint their fans, both girls climax together and then share a congratulatory kiss as the scene fades to black.
Foreplay: Striptease, pole dancing, stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, spanking, caressing/fondling, hair pulling, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus (she cums), finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, labia slapping, knee fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary (she cums), kneeling doggie (she cums), tribbing, 69 (she cums).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.975
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50
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Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Briana Blair, Teagan Presley.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: In the most "conventional" of the scenes in Chick Flixxx, Briana Blair and Teagan Presley, dressed in virginal white underwear and transparent white gowns, pose and model seductively for us and for each other. Teagan begins on the second floor of a mansion and shows off her perfect flesh as the camera captures her moves from very effective angles. As Teagan teases and pleases, she strolls leisurely down an elegant staircase to where sexy blond Briana Blair, dressed exactly like Teagan, reclines on a couch (great special effects). As soon as Briana sees Teagan, she jumps up, runs across the room into Teagan's arms, and gives her a wild and passionate kiss. Within seconds, the girls are caressing each other's flesh, nuzzling each other's necks, and stripping off their clothes. Teagan escorts Briana back to the couch where the two sit and continue to make out erotically as they bare more and more of their bodies (nice special effects).
Teagan quickly takes control: she suckles Briana's fine tits and then licks her way down her abdomen. Eventually, Teagan's wandering pierced tongue finds Briana's white panties and then licks her still-covered vagina. Teagan incessantly teases Briana's pussy...and even gives her a wedgie with her panties. Of course, those panties are an intolerable impediment. So, Teagan removes them and then goes down eagerly on Briana's beautiful vagina with her tongue and as many as three fingers. Briana loves Teagan's touch and groans with appreciation. Briana even shoves two of her own fingers into her vagina along with two of Teagan's! And, she eagerly sucks her own copious girl juices off of Teagan's fingers.
As the scene unfolds, the girls take turns fucking each other with fingers and tongues in sitting-style sex, and kneeling doggie. Teagan, in particular, looks so fucking hot when she sits on the edge of the couch and fucks back while Briana finger-fucks her pussy.
Later, as the girls' lust escalates, they whip out some toys and fuck each other relentlessly in doggie, missionary (super tight close-ups), and sitting. Best of all, they repeatedly make each other cum--like volcanos.
To finish up the scene, the girls lick Teagan's most recent cum off of her toy and then kiss sweetly.
Foreplay: Striptease, stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, body kissing/licking, caressing; fondling, hair pulling, wedgie (with panties), tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie (she cums), sitting (she cums), mutual masturbation; double vaginal penetration with two sets of fingers and toy/fingers.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.85
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.20
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Scene Type: Girl/girl/domination/anal
Performers: Amber Rayne, Jordan Lynn.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Amber Rayne begins this, the most visually-compelling scene in Chick Flixxx, by prancing, like a horse, around a yard in front of a stately mansion. Amber, who reveals in the Behind-the-Scenes featurette than she trains horses, moves with show-horse precision as her mistress, Jordan Lynn, keeps total control of the reins. After Jordan puts Amber through all her paces, and provides a little discipline (with a paddle) when necessary, Jordan painstakingly escorts Amber up a long flight of stone steps and into a living room. Then, Amber remains at attention as Jordan inspects and spanks every inch of her hot little body. After Amber passes inspection with flying colors, Jordan lies back on a couch and clicks with her mouth to command Amber to begin the pleasure-giving process. Amber reacts instantly, erotically licks and strips off her mistress' boots, suckles and licks her toes and legs, strips off her pants and blouse, and then pleasures her breasts and vagina with her mouth. As Amber greedily licks and tongue- and finger-fucks Jordan's pussy, Jordan reacts by erotically undulating her hips to, in effect, fuck back. How sweet to behold!
In due course, Amber speaks up and asks her mistress, "Do you have anything that you want?" "Oh, yeah," Jordan gasps, "your tongue." Amber reacts with great skill and enthusiasm as she licks Jordan's clit and labia with rapid-fire strokes. "You really know how to do that," whispers Jordan. Indeed. Amber also knows how to wield a double-headed dildo (a long and thick shaft for the vagina and a pair pf bunny ears to please the clit) and does so with great enthusiasm in both missionary and orgasm-inducing kneeling doggie. During this segment, Amber also pleases her mistress by suckling her erect and ripe nipples and by frantically rimming and tongue-fucking her tight asshole.
After Amber makes Jordan cum in kneeling doggie, the girls kiss to celebrate. Then, Jordan repays her "pony" by thrusting a toy in-and-out of her vagina, in missionary, with fast and furious strokes. After a while, Jordan grabs the toy, licks it clean, and says, "This is fun and everything, but 'pony' wants to play with her butt!" "Ahh!" coos Jordan, "OK!" With that, the hottest anal sex of the movie begins when Jordan frantically reams Amber's anus with a bulbous purple toy in kneeling doggie. During this edgy segment, Amber finger-fucks her own asshole with four fingers (wait until you see the resultant gape)! And, Amber multiple-finger-fucks her own pussy while Jordan reams her asshole with the toy (nice toy/fingers DP). Later, Jordan briefly fucks Amber's asshole in missionary. Then, the heat escalates even more when Amber rams a second toy into her pussy while Jordan keeps thrusting another toy in-and-out of Amber's asshole. Amber, your holes are amazing and oh-so-accomodating! Amber's resultant orgasm is all-consuming. But, her pleasure doesn't end yet...she and Jordan keep pounding her holes--sometimes one-at-a-time and sometimes simultaneously--as her body climaxes repeatedly. Jordan even gets an opportunity to frantically ream Amber's asshole to orgasm in piledriver. During this segment, Amber shoves four fingers up her asshole--in addition to Jordan's toy--and takes a double-anal penetration. And, Amber does ass-to-pussy with her fingers, too. What a nasty bitch. Gotta love her!
Before this incendiary scene comes to an end, the girls sit facing each other on the couch and rub their pussies together, a scorchingly-hot activity known as "tribbing." They make each other cum one more time and then kiss triumphantly.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, body kissing/licking, spanking, spanking with riding crop, foot/leg worship, domination, tit sucking and squeezing, cunnilingus, multiple-finger-fucking, clit stroking/jacking, tongue fucking, girl-on-girl rimming, anal tongue fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, piledriver (she cums); DP with four fingers plus toy, DP with two toys (she cums).
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.775
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50
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Scene Type: Girl/girl/anal
Performers: Alyssa Reece, Rachel Roxxx.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: To finish up the five volcanic scenes in Chick Flixxx, cute and adorable Alyssa Reece and hot and sexy Rachel Roxxx (gotta love her nipples rings!) play hide-and-seek in a dimly-lit warehouse. Knowing that the reward for finding each other will be explosive sex, the girls, dressed in sexy and minimal outfits, tear around the warehouse while taking numerous opportunities to strip and pose erotically for us (nice bodies, girls!). They even crawl over--and pose on--a fork lift! By the time the girls find each other, they are mostly nude. And, their lust is so inflamed that they physically run into each other and embrace madly. Alyssa quickly disengages from Rachel's embrace, runs to a nearby cardboard box, tears open the package, and grabs a dildo from inside the box. Beyond wild with lust, Alyssa then shoves Rachel onto a palette, tears off her clothes, turns the vibrating toy on to "high," and then uses the toy to ream Rachel's vagina while the two share incendiary kisses. Alyssa also works her tongue into the mix so that Rachel's pussy enjoys simultaneous tongue and toy action. Rachel's pussy soon experiences its first orgasm of the scene. Then, she greedily licks her own juices off of the toy. But, Alyssa doesn't let Rachel come down from orgasmic heaven. Indeed, she slips her fingers into Rachel's cunt to keep the pleasure flowing. Rachel even helps out by jacking her own clit. Rachel's tsumani-like second orgasm makes her first seem like a ripple in a lake.
After the girls kiss passionately to celebrate Rachel's orgasm, it's Rachel's turn to drive a clear-glass toy in-and-out of Alyssa's accommodating vagina while Alyssa sits atop a blanket tossed over some palettes. Insatiable Alyssa not only strokes her own clit, but she also holds the tip of a vibrator against her most-sensitive button. Alyssa's body soon trembles through and orgasm. Rachel licks up the mess and then shoves the toy back into Alyssa's cunt as she sits atop a stack of palettes. This time, Rachel simply holds the toy in place and Alyssa fucks it until she cums again. Then, the girls lick the toy clean and kiss to swap girl juice.
As the scene continues to unfold, Alyssa kneels, in doggie, so that Rachel can ream her pussy (with a toy), spank her ass cheeks, and rim her asshole from behind. Alyssa helps out by vibrating her clit with a toy. The result? Alyssa cums so hard that her legs tremble violently.
The rimming that Rachel gives Alyssa, nasty as it is, is just a prelude, however, for the real anal fun that is to come. Rachel sits back in missionary, spreads her legs super wide, and then groans with delight as Alyssa slides a bulbous and curved metal dildo past her sphincter and into her instantly-accommodating asshole. While Alyssa thrusts the toy in-and-out of Rachel's tightest hole, Rachel helps out by finger-fucking her pussy (nice DP) and by stroking her clit. Rachel's body loves the sensations and trembles with delight as it inexorably approaches a giggling ass-gasm. After Rachel cums, Alyssa licks her asshole to clean it up.
After a bit more missionary anal sex, which causes Rachel to climax again, Rachel kneels in doggie on some palettes and does almost all of the "work" as she uses amazingly sexy moves to fuck a huge orange toy expertly wielded by Alyssa. Alyssa even ups the ante by sharply spanking Rachel's "fucking hot" ass cheeks. Rachel eventually convulses through yet another world class orgasm that, at long last, seems to satisfy this amazingly insatiable and horny bitch. Love ya' Rachel!
The girls kiss sweetly as the scene fades to black.
Foreplay: Striptease, stripping, kissing, caressing/groping, hair pulling, tit squeezing, cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie (she cums), sitting (she cums)
Anal Positions: Missionary (she cums), kneeling doggie (she cums); DP with toy/finger, two toys.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.
Sex rating: 4.90
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30
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What Could Have Been Better:
The DVD-9 disc contains a still-frame chapter selector that identifies the performers in each of the five scenes, Dolby Digital Sound, multiple chapters per sex scene, a 15-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette, a 26-minute girl-girl bonus scene from Banging Bitches that features Nikki Benz and Jenny Hendrix, 46 minutes of performer interviews, a four and one-half minute additional interview of Teagan Presley, the internet teaser trailer for Chick Flixxx, a four and one-half minute self-running slide show that features hard and pretty girl photos from Chick Flixxx, 11 1/2 minutes of previews of Adam & Eve movies, nearly six minutes of phone sex ads, and an ad for Adam & Eve's website.
The BTS contains footage of the girls being made up by the makeup artist; interviews of the director and cast; video of the girls slathering their fine bodies with lotion and getting dressed for their scenes (wait until you see Amber Rayne don her "horse" outfit); lots of footage of naked (or nearly naked) female flesh; shots of the director planning and rehearsing the scenes with the cast members; shots of the unique locations used during the filming of Chick Flixxx; on-set tomfoolery; shots of the crew preparing the equipment; video of the still photo shoots; and behind-the-camera glimpses of the filming of the sex scenes and scene set-ups. The performer interviews are very interesting and worth watching because they give us an insight into the girls' personalities. And, the girl/girl bonus scene really rocks (how could it not, since it features Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Nikki Benz?). This selection of extras, although not as extensive as those bundled with fall blockbusters, is damned good and offers excellent value. Four and one-half stars.
The best things about Click Flixxx include:
Chick Flixxx could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Chick Flixxx include:
Recap
Average sex rating: 4.90
Average video rating: 4.60
Average audio rating: 4.30
Average production values rating: 4.36
Extras rating: 4.50
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.732
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)