Genre:   Gonzo, Big Dick

Director:  No Data

Cast: 

• Angel Hott
• Bettina DiCapri
• Charry
• Michelle Moist
• Shalina Devine
• Sunny Diamond
• Tasha Reign
• Ben English
• Frank Major
• George Uhl
• James Brossman
• Leslie Taylor

Length:  187 Min.

Extras:  Photo Gallery, Pick Your Pleasure, Trailers, Company Info

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  Mostly Euro girls getting dicked by thick meat.

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

Charry is wearing a purple bikini and sunning herself on that most popular of Euro porn props: a boat.  She’s a cute young blonde with small tits. Leslie Taylor gets in the driver’s seat and takes it for a spin on the river.  He drops anchor and applies sunscreen to now-topless Charry’s back.  When she rolls over so that Leslie can put sunscreen on her thighs, horny Charry makes her move and pulls down his Bermudas to suck his cock.  It’s a decent blowjob with an unusual circular head motion.  Leslie eats her pussy like he’s sucking the sauce off a rib while Charry whimpers and moans.

Charry has a hot ass and an indiffrent fuck style.

They start off with some spoon fucking and Charry mostly winces and licks her lips resignedly.  Things improve when she gets on top for a ride and we get a nice view of her little round ass.  Leslie gives it to her deep but her vocalizations are uninspired.  Charry looks good in doggy too for mainly the same reason but you may as well watch this scene with the sound off.  She rides him in reverse cowgirl and has a semi-convincing orgasm before he sprays his babies all over her face.

Scene Two:

Angel Hott uses the outdoor shower by the pool while George Uhl suns himself nearby.  Angel has an OK face and perky tits but her body is emaciated.  George joins her to make out but she seems alarmingly disinterested.  There is a very molesty feel to this scene so far and it’s grossing me out.  She gives him head but it’s completely uninspired.  He licks her pussy and asshole from behind and fucks her in standing doggy while Angel’s face looks like she’s dissociating.

If you like bad sex and anorexia then Angel Hott's scene is for you.

He takes her inside to the couch where he eats her puss and bangs her doggy style but Angel still looks like she’s gone to her happy place.  I was relieved when it was over after a fuck in spoon and George blowing his load on her pussy but no, sadly, he goes right back to fucking her.  The merciful end finally comes when he fucks her in spoon while the look on Angel’s face is either a wince of pain or a yawn, I can’t tell which.  George gives her a cream pie and as it dribbles out of her twat it’s the terrible end to a terrible scene.

Scene Three:

Pretty brunette Bettina DiCapri walks into the room wearing matching top and short shorts.  She gets naked to show us the goods and she has nice long legs and small tits.  Are there gonna be anything but small tits in this movie?  Shit.  She is joined by Frank Major who spits on her pussy and fingerblasts it.  She quickly takes his dick out of his pants and in spite of the title it’s the first big dick we’ve seen in the movie.  He gives her a face fuck and she can take it pretty well considering the size of it.

Bettina is the first one in this movie to like a big dick.

She gets on her knees on the armrest of a chair and he fucks her from behind in the first redeeming scene of this movie.  Her nice round ass looks great and she can really take a pounding.   Next he rails her in mish and we get a glimpse of pretty Sunny Diamond watching the action.  Next Frank sits in the chair while Bettina bounces on his boner.  Again her ass looks great and she can really ride a big cock.  Bettina ends the scene by sucking Franks cock until he pumps a load of spunk into her mouth.

Scene Four:

In an extension of the previous scene, Bettina joins the voyeuristic Sunny Diamond on the couch.  Sunny is wearing a pink floral dress that really shows off her great cleavage.  Bettina gets Sunny naked in order to eat her puss which doesn’t seem to impress Sunny that much.  Sunny gets more enthusiastic when Frank joins them for another round of fucking, this time starting off with his cock in Sunny’s mouth.  Bettina joins her up top for a hot double blowjob.  The girls get face down / ass up and side by side on the couch to present Frank with a pussy buffet.

Bettina and Sunny form the Voltron of cock-sucking.

We get our first view of Sunny’s ass here and it’s nice and round.  He takes his first turn in Sunny’s pussy before moving on to Bettina’s.  Between switching from pussy to pussy the girls suck their juices from his member.  Frank gives each girl a sound pounding on her back while the girls go to town on each other orally.  This is a well done dynamic scene and both women seem satisfied with the dicking they receive.   When it’s finally time for the money shot Frank blows an enormous load over both of their faces.

Scene Five:

Now comes the scene I’ve been waiting for with blonde hottie Tasha Reign.  She looks great in her short white cutoffs and Ugg boots.  She’s on the phone with her friend discussing how her tutor’s coming over because her parents are pissed at her math grades.  It’s clear that Tasha is really only interested in being tutored in one subject: dick.  Tasha may be hot but she’s not fooling anyone into thinking she’s a teenager.  DING DONG the tutor’s here and it’s big-dicked stud Ben English.  They discuss schoolwork briefly before horndog Tasha is on top of Ben with her glorious tits out.  Ben yanks off her little white shorts and eats her pussy.

Ben English gets his dick wet in Tasha Reign.

When Ben gets his dick out Tasha dives on it mouth first.  She gives his fat cock an eager suck including some nice POV footage.  Even before his dick is inside her it’s obvious she is gagging for a fuck.  She gets it too when she straddles him on the couch for an active ride.  Next Ben puts her in spoon and Tasha gets even more vocal.  It’s not my favorite position but it’s a huge turn-on to watch a horny bitch like Tasha get the deep dicking she so desperately needs.  Ben pounds her in doggy and Tasha loves it from behind.  Ben brings the scene to an end by spraying a sackload of nut custard all over Tasha’s face.

Scene Six:

Michelle Moist and Shalina Devine walk into a dodgy warehouse.  It sounds like a set up to a joke but it’s really a setup to a porno.  Shalina is wearing short shorts but Michelle’s shorts are even shorter and show off her great ass.  They both have sexy accents.  Michelle starts sucking Shalina’s tits and Shalina returns the favor.

Michelle eats at Shalina's buffet table.

Shalina gets Michelle naked first and her fit body is stunning.  These girls seem honestly into each other and it’s quite stimulating.  Shalina chows Michelle’s box first.  Michelle takes off Shalina’s shorts to reveal a tight brown ass almost as attractive as her own.  She eats Shalina out and gives her a good fingerblasting.

Scene Seven:

Now we see why this scene was included in a movie called “Baby Loves A Big Dick” as James Brossman rides his crotch rocket into the warehouse.  Michelle approaches him naked to make sure he’s OK with two smokin’ hotties banging each other in his warehouse.  To everyone’s surprise he’s totally fine with it.  The girls don’t even wait for him to dismount his bike before they are taking turns sucking his cock.  His dick is big and certainly meets the criteria of the title of the movie.

Michelle and Shalina love a big dick as much as each other's small pussies.

When James finally dismounts he gives Michelle’s pussy a pounding in a standing fuck with Shalina providing oral lubrication when needed.  Both girls sick dick like they were born to do it.  Shalina gets the dick in a standing position next with Michelle handling the lower oral duties.  James takes a seat on a chair and Michelle rides his dick like she hasn’t had decent fuck in months.  Shalina takes her turn on James’ cock next but with her face to the camera.  They both drop to their knees to receive his blast of babies to their faces.

Final Thoughts:

This disc started out really badly but fairly redeemed itself by the end.  Charry’s scene was a total snoozefest.  Angel Hott’s scene was so bad it bordered on offensive.  Bettina DiCapri cheered me up with a hot scene and then doubled my pleasure by taking the same dick again with Sunny Diamond.  The highlight of the disc was Tasha Reign getting dicked down and loving it by studly Ben English.  The girl-girl scene with Michelle Moist and Shalina Devine was hot considering I normally don’t like all girl scenes and they picked up the pace even more by sharing James Brossman’s cock.   The replay value on this disc is moderate to low but it’s worth a watch so I bestow Baby Loves A Big Dick a rating of Rent It.