Genre:   Gonzo

Director:  None Credited

Cast: 

• Ashli Orion Liza Del Sierra
• Nicole Aniston
• Tara Lynn Foxx
• Actors Mason Moore [Anal]
• Alec Knight
• Bill Bailey
• Bruce Venture
• Chris Johnson

Length:  2 hrs. 56 mins.

Extras:  Photo Gallery

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  Vignettes focusing on girls with fine asses

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

Mason Moore comes downstairs in a crummy apartment wearing a corset and fuck-me-boots.  She addresses the camera and asks what we want to see.  Her big fat titties?  Her big fat ass?  Yes please and thank you Mason.  I’ve been a Mason fan for a while now because the sheer level of whorishness she brings to all her scenes more than makes up for her over-tanned body and busted face.  She fingerblasts herself and shakes her ass in a filthy tease before Bruce Venture joins the party to eat Mason’s pussy and ass.

Mason Moore starts us off slow.

Mason wraps her DSLs around Bruce’s big schlong and gives it the spirited suck job we’ve come to expect from her.  Bypassing her pussy all together, Bruce’s cock goes straight for Mason’s butthole.  He sinks his meat balls-deep as Mason gasps and begs for more.  The chemistry is impersonal and a bit awkward but it’s at least honest.  Mason isn’t the type of girl you want to have a conversation with; she’s a cum dumpster you want to drain your nuts on and then bounce.  Her ass takes a significant pounding while she lets fly with the dirty talk.  Bruce pulls his dick out of her ass just in time to blow his load on her face.

Scene Two:

Ashley Orion is outside wearing a blue bikini top and short skirt.  She’s a cute brunette with pretty eyes.  She goes on about how she is such a slut and while I don’t doubt that fact for a second the whole monologue seems very contrived.  She takes her tits out which are small but with big nipples.  They’re kind of gross to be honest.  When she loses the skirt however we see why she is in this movie: aside from some stretch marks and cottage cheese her ass is truly a masterpiece.  She oils it up and here comes Alec Knight to make sure she doesn’t miss a spot.  He fingers her holes and she gives him a brief blowjob.

Ashley Orion gets a glazed donut.

Ashley improvises her dirty talk well once the action starts, at one point while holding Alec’s cock, saying “this is my microphone and I want to say I love cock.”  It’s a nice view when they start to fuck on a picnic table with Ashley face down ass up and it only gets better when she climbs on to bounce her big ass on his balls.  She finally takes it in the shitter on top of the table and her eyes roll back as she has a screaming assgasm.  We have to endure Alec banging her on her back where we can’t see her glorious ass but eventually we find the plot, i.e. Ashley getting buttfucked in doggy.  He finishes her off with a pop shot to her pooper.

Scene Three:

Fit blonde hotty Nicole Aniston starts her scene telling us she heard we like her ass and would we like to see it?  When the camera pans down to her orange butt-hugger shorts the answer is a resounding “yes”.  I am not familiar with Nicole’s work but she’s not e even naked yet and I’m already a fan. She drops her top and shows us her botched boob job.  Let’s get back to her ass.  Wars have been fought over ass like this.   Enter Chris Johnson to squeeze those cheeks and eat pussy.  Nicole soon squats down to receive his flaccid dick in her mouth.  She gives great head and he gets hard quickly.

Nicole Aniston shows us the definition of "Ass Masterpiece".

It seems like the blowjob was edited for time though and that’s unfortunate.  When she climbs on top to ride him her bouncing booty is entrancing.  Nicole isn’t much of a talker during the action but it adds a certain intimacy and hotness to the scene and her orgasms seem more authentic.  Like the last scene there is too much time spent fucking in positions where we can’t see dat ass, though I did like the camera at the end where we get Nicole fucked in a standing doggy but filmed from the front.  Also there seems to be some sound issues here.  Chris brings the scene home with a pop to the kisser.

Scene Four:

Tara Lynn Foxx is in her bathroom wearing lingerie.  She’s a natural blonde hotty and she’s about a nine in the face.  She has a nice ass and it’s well presented with thigh-highs and a garter belt.  Enter Bill Bailey to shine up that ass with baby oil.  She uses her tongue and DSLs so slurp on Bill’s big boner.  The chemistry between Tara and Bill is casual and fun and they seem to really enjoy banging each other.

Tara Lynn Foxx loves your fucking dick.

Tara tells him “I love your fucking dick” which is the only time men want to hear the “L” word out of a woman’s mouth of course.  Bill slams her from the rear for a while before Tara climbs on top for an enthusiastic ride.  When he gets behind her to fuck her some more the energy doesn’t abate at all. Every position they get into highlights Tara’s ass and that’s how the whole movie should be.  Bill sprays his babies all over Tara’s rear end for the finish to a great scene.

Scene Five:

Now we have Liza Del Sierra shaking her ass in some Daisy Dukes.  She’s a curvy brunette and for my money the hottest girl on the disc.  She gives us a nice tease and strips down to a purple and black bra and panties, then those come off too and it’s time for more baby oil.  Is baby oil used for anything besides porn?  Her big round butt gets nice and shiny.  Alec Knight is back for an encore and gives Liza’s pussy and ass a tongue bath.  She sucks him off before telling him “let me ride your dick” in her sexy French accent.

Alec Knight gets an up close look at an Ass Masterpiece.

We get a screen full of ass when she straddles him on the couch to bounce on his man meat.  Believe me when I say Liza’s cock-riding skills are top notch.  The fact that Alec doesn’t blow his load immediately is a testament to his professionalism.  Her aggressive style is evocative of Sandra Romain.  She gives Alec (and us) a sweaty, oily, exhausting fuck session with plenty of replay value, especially for ass men like myself.  Alec fingers her butthole to assgasm and then goes back for more doggystyle pussy before spraying her ass with his goop.

Final Thoughts:

This disc started out mediocre at best but by the end it had improved tremendously.  The first two scenes weren’t unwatchable, just forgettable. I really enjoyed the third scene with Nicole Aniston as she has a great athletic ass and body and gives an honest performance.  The final two scenes were fantastic and I could watch them over and over so I have no trouble giving Ass Masterpiece 8 a final rating of Recommended.