Talk Derby to Me
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Release date:
September 18, 2018 -
Runtime:
2h 14m -
Cast:
Arabelle Raphael|Elsa Jean|Katrina Jade|Joanna Angel|Stoya|Gia Paige|Sovereign Syre|Carmen Caliente
This film looks to be one of the big pushes from the Sweetheart Video section of Mile High Media and why not. Ricky Greenwood has put together a cast and a buzz that long proceeds the amazing memorabilia they are auctioning away on their website and social media. I love that there is so much attached to this film. Win or lose, this film has truly brought out the best in the adult industry in more ways than one. You really have those little niches that everyone wants with a film that comes from our industry no matter if it the movie posters, or the fact that the talent cast in this film is like no other. To see Joanna Angel, Elsa Jean and Stoya, all under the same roof, that is truly artistic brilliance. That is putting aside stereotypes so that fans can behold wonders they never thought possible. That is putting aside egos so that a films lifeblood can be what guides the fans to see this film. I will not lie, what drew me to this film was the gritty graphics and the fact that these gals were going to put on display those things that make them porn superstars with cast mates that are simply never castmates. The hype is real on this film. I have even seen that certain porn stars were asking for advanced copies so that they themselves could behold the magic. Fans, that is saying a lot when even the porn stars are clamoring to see an adult film. So, let’s see if this film truly holds water.
Film Duration: 2 Hours, 14 Minutes
Director: Ricky Greenwood @RickyGreenwoodX
Studio: Sweetheart Video / Mile High Media
Release Date: September 19th, 2018
Don Juan’s Phyla: Girl/Girl, Lesbian, Big Budget Feature, Lesbian Threesome, MILF, Teen, True Lesbian Erotica
Talk Derby to Me
Starring: Stoya, Joanna Angel, Gia Paige, Elsa Jean, Katrina Jade, Carmen Caliente, Sovereign Syre, Arabelle Raphael
Chapter 1: Katrina Jade @kj_fetishmodel , Gia Paige @GiaPaige and Carmen Caliente @carmencalixxx
Scene Features: Great Intro, Lesbian Threesome, Tattoos, Pussy Rubbing, Ass Licking, Face Sitting
The Reveal:
The Ford Tempest logo on full display right before one of the coolest fucking graphical presentations I have ever seen in an adult film. This is not porn, this is Goodfellas. Very slick start to a film that should begin this way. You truly must be prepared for real cinema folks, so I suggest you get your popcorn ready. Stoya as the coach of the Los Angeles Pussy Posse is amazing. She has true finesse. I dare you to find a woman who plays a coach better in any fucking film out there. She is calm and collected. She makes you want to learn more of this back story. I must say this, Ricky could have gone much, much further with this story to start. I loved the fact that the practice looked real from the start. The intensity in every actor’s face was right there. This is some true-blue cinema. As the scene begins to get to the sex, for the first time in my fucking life, I do not want the sex to start yet. That is how good this crew welcomes you to the land of the Pussy Posse. As we get prepped for the sex, Katrina Jade, my God, she is “hell on wheels” she has the right mother fucking stuff. What ever you wish to call it, she has perfected her acting skills. You see her dialogue is crisp and clean. You also see that she is by the far the most beautiful porn star in all the world. She is at the top of the totem poll and wow, how wonderfully Ricky brings her into your living room.
The Sex:
This is one of the most asked for threesomes among #TripleX fans. You have a touch of everything here and you truly also have the return of the locker room lesbian threesome. There is some cool fucking shit in this scene. Things you have never seen from the superstars you love. Getting to see Katrina Jade lick pussy in a tight shot has been something every die-hard fan has been drooling for since day one in a large production with a massive storyline. Carmen has one of the best bodies in the business and seeing her body language in full motion is truly a recipe for disaster and I mean that in the sense you better plan your time accordingly when watching this go on. Seconds turn into minutes in a heartbeat when action is brought to you this well. For having that dark locker room theme the lighting is amazing. Each woman’s body is on full display. Speaking of wonderful display’s Gia is looking as hot as ever, from top to bottom. As if she was not hot enough beforehand.
Carmen Caliente, she lives up to her name and her blossoming reputation as one of the biggest up and comers in this industry. She eats pussy just as good as she gives it. She has a look that is that step above adorable and her body is stunning beyond imagination. She will set any room on fire and when she is the catalyst of lust when Katrina Jade and Gia Page are in the same scene, that says so much of where this porn star’s potential lie, especially when she is maneuvering around a ten-inch bench as if it is three feet wide, just beyond impressive. The women look so good in the “all-natural setting.” If you strip away any porn star to just the flesh, no extras, bells or whistles, you truly see who models are and these three are models to the fullest extent. The things that stands out most in this amusement park ride, is the speed. All three ladies fit in so many positions you will have to catch your breathe on more than a few occasions. This is a wonderful start to the film. The action just keeps getting hotter and hotter and does not take you too far down the rabbit hole. Once again, seeing Katrina eat pussy in that up close of a view, I have truly died and gone to heaven. Just scatter my ashes in a shady area will you please it gets hot in California.
Chapter 2: Stoya @stoya and Joanna Angel @JoannaAngel
Scene Features: Epic Soundtrack and Story, Shower Sex, Sensual Sex, Pussy Rubbing, Fingering, Bush, Hairy Arm Pits, Mutual Masturbation, Unique Sex
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The Reveal:
Welcome back to the “Hollywood Blockbuster.” Amazing visuals and well thought out dailies bring you back into the story full swing. It is intense to gather your composure after you see Katrina Jade destroy Gia Page’s perfect pussy seconds before but that is the emotional thrill ride that only adult cinema can deliver. It is like a drug but far safer, one that when you overdose the only thing that is going to explode is something in between your legs no matter if you are man or woman. You can not make this film tame. It will take away from it’s drawing power. Gia Page is a force to be reckoned with in terms of her character and her acting ability. She is a fucking bad ass, plain and simple. Joanna was cast so perfectly as the heroine who you can tell is going to bring this team together. I love the way that they let the women shine. Elsa Jean completes a wonderful transformation into the loveable stuttering geek who is going to wow the hell out of the crowd come the climax and until we get there, Ricky treats the viewers at home with shots of what “can be” with Elsa. The combination of Stoya, Gia and Joanna is one of the best acted scenes of 2018. I really loved the back and forth. It is believable, and this comes from a true college athlete.
The magnificence that is Joanna Angel. I have followed my fellow New Yorker for a long time and rarely have I seen her showcased in a way that brings the audience into a world that few ever get to see. The shower part of this tease is spectacular and features more of that electric zing that really makes the film come to alive in a time back in history. You simply can not place the time frame of where everything takes place. It is almost ahead of its time in certain ways just like a film the rivals the same visuals about androids and what they dream about but that is another story, let’s focus on this day dream some more shall we.
The Sex:
Stoya has returned and my goodness, she still has it. That body of hers looks in tip top shape, as does Joanna’s. I love the sensuality of this scene. You never see these performers brought to you in this manner. Everyone loves to see Joanna Fiercely get down but the truth of this hall of fame performer is that she is a “Jill” of all trades. The passion in the shower is wonderful, especially after the intense kissing begins. The way that Stoya creates coach Suzy Weston is amazing. The hairy arm pits and bush is a very nice touch. I think it adds so much to the kink, character and story. Joanna and her truly have chemistry and Joanna. She is still looking like a million bucks in her birthday suit. The lighting does catch you a bit off guard at moments when the passion is getting heated, that is the only flaw to this scene.
One of the biggest eye-catching elements with this scene is how amazing Joanna’s ink looks in the dim light. Oh, it makes this scene become a true work of art that should be displayed in a museum. It is eye catching and something that I think will draw in fans in more ways than one. The thing that is going to have fans coming back for more is the fact that this scene is one of the most raw and original put onto film. It is two women truly going at it in the shower. The eye liner smudges, the facial expressions, the squeals of pleasure, they are something very and I mean very kinky. This is true sex and you two of the most legendary performers putting on a show you have never seen before. The scene has very few bells and whistles and that is something that lesbian cinema needs more of. You do not have to make a sex scene thirty-five minutes long if the performers know how to create appeal and originality with the director. This scene is wonderful. It is that type that spawns so much within the eye of the “pop” porn watcher.
Chapter 3: Sovereign Syre @SovereignSyre and Arabelle Raphael @ArabelleRaphael
Scene Features: Great Cinematography, MILF -vs- Teen, Tattoos, Big, Natural Boobs, Tribbing / Scissoring, Ass Licking
The Reveal:
You are treated to a very cool training scene. One you never see in adult films. The drone shot from high above is cool as fucking shit, especially when you Joanna’s bad ass running in stride. Elsa character has that true nerd appeal. I mean this is the role this blond bombshell was destined to play. No, not because she is a nerd. She very well could be. No, she has that sex appeal that only “librarians” have, and it is real and deep. The heart to heart that starts this scene off carries all the way to the sex. The story continues of a very true lesbian theme. This is not just porn made for men and I love it. I think far too often, men only get to see the “lipstick” side of lesbian cinema. Yes, this is a male driven industry but honestly, broadening your spectrum to include female fans is smart business. For one, they steal less porn. Whoops, did I say that out loud? The most important aspect, it adds a whole new place to market the brilliance of this industry and what it’s potential is. The intro of the ladies having a baby is heartfelt and well-acted. The scene captures you enough to keep things rolling. As we see Arabelle and Sovereign prepare for what you know is going to be nasty, kinky, wet and wild sex, you had better bet a refill on ice and popcorn because this is going to be entertaining as hell and something to propel the film into a place that I think few girl/girl films have gone this year.
The Sex:
The chemistry is there right from second one. You are truly brought into the lady’s pad to be a fly on the wall in this fuck fest. These two beauties are women who simply have made every film they are in tolerable. I found it brilliant they are paired together. The scene starts out a tad slower than I had thought and then begins to have that unique appeal of the last scene. The performers really put on a show that is once again lesbian heaven. This is a fantasy that I think a lot of women have and I applaud Ricky once again for going this route and making something unique. Arabelle has one of the most stunning bodies in the business. Those boobs are incredible. Dare I say, one of the most amazing natural displays falling right up there with the likes of Angela White. I shit you not #TripleX fans. Miss Syre, she is looking as wonderful as can be as well. It is always something to watch her get out of her clothes in a scene like this.
Some of the best pussy eating is in this scene. You really get to see how bad ass Arabelle is. She is one of the best pussy eaters in the business and you are getting to see her partner cum hard more than a few times. Ricky and crew are sure to take you on some well guided paths as the women keep the action going. The camera pans north and south show each beautiful model and the assets that got them here on a big budget movie. Speaking of legendary pussy eating, when Sovereign gets her turn at the plate it is equally as yummy and beyond well timed. I think that you really get to see both models in ways that are their true bread and butter. Arabelle, she steals the show in this one. Commanding your attention with her firm playfulness and amazing skills in the sack. This beauty is a true porn star all the way. She makes you want to see more. This scene hangs tough and does give you something good. I will not go as far as to say it is the best scene either performer has ever produced but it ranks up there and it is damn unique.
Chapter 4: Elsa Jean @ElsaJeanxxx and Joanna Angel @joannaangel
Scene Features: Stunning Graphics and Lighting, Yummy Breast Play, Sensual and Sexy Forplay, Dirty Talk, Face Sitting, Ass Licking, Fingering
The Reveal:
Stunning visuals take you into the concluding chapter of this story. Up until now, the film has been good. There are a few misses but nothing that will not have your attention taken away up until here. The outfits are unbelievably sexy. The graphics are cool as hell and everything that has been built up from the start explodes on the big screen. As the girls fight to see if Joanna will be back in the action or if Gia’s Page’s slick portrayal of the “bad girl” wins in the end, everything really comes together in so many ways from nostalgia to sharpness at every corner. Not to spoil the end too much but what you get to see in the end is truly one of the best parts of the film. Elsa Jean’s character has been growing to live up to this point. The stuttering, the big glasses. They are all something that I think that few people can pull of this well. Yes, Elsa’s calling card this early in her career is the innocent geeky girl, but she knows how to keep and fans interest always peeking. The fact that she may have the best ass in the business is one thing but to be able to tease the fans all the way through the movie with that and a promise that you will get to see that. It adds something special to this film. When you can combine a draw for story and sex, you always have a scene that will sell, and this scene really showcases two women who once you hear their lips smack in Joanna and Elsa, you know that there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow of this film.
The Sex:
Elsa and Joanna look so sexy. It is not the easiest thing to put a woman in a film that is creating fantasy without long nails, without high heels and big lipstick and be able to sell it to the masses but Ricky does a great job doing just that. As Joanna says herself, few things are as pretty, as watching Elsa and her “beautiful” pussy get what for. It is truly and event in every film and in this one, Elsa shows her ability to stay in character. The sex is phenomenal, and it will get every audience member’s heart rate going no matter where you pick up and leave off, or if you watch the film all the way through. Else gives as well as she gets and watching her get aggressive a tad with the legendary Joanna Angel is worth the price of admission and a wait for the final act. The lighting is perfect. The models skin tones are perfect, there is not one flaw to be seen that has come to be the excellence that is Joanna Angel and Elsa Jean. Two porn super stars at the end of the spectrum comparative to one another, showcasing what truly puts the asses in the seats in this business.
The up-close shots are intense and stunning to watch. Joanna showcases some of the most wonderful facial expressions. She has always had this type or beauty that was built for this business. This is a scene where she really gets to shine. I think all her die-hard fans will be very please what Sweetheart Video created with this end scene to add to her collection of perfect ten scenes. This is some of the best, if not the best Elsa face sitting that has ever been put onto film. Joanna, she knows what she is doing, and she savors every drop of sweet nectar in this encounter. This scene has a length to it and every second is used wisely by the production team. Editing is great, and I think that the way that they allowed the ladies to play and play some more really ends the scene and the film the way that is should be. This is one of the best endings for a Sweetheart Video film. It truthfully delivers everything it promises in this scene.
Don Juan’s Bottom Line:
Is this film different? Fuck yes, it is. Is this film worth the hype that Mile High has put into its marketing yes, it is! Now, the million-dollar question, how does this film rank up against what has come out this year with Sweetheart Video? It is one of their best films indeed. The way that they blended great looking shots, angles graphics and props was very cool. Truthfully, I wish they would have done more with it. This is a film you could really get some nostalgia behind. This is a film that you can make as corny as can be and fans will go ape shit to see it even more so. That is truly one of the only flaws in the movie that I do not think they went deep enough with the story. The sex. It is something unique. Now, is it the most unique lesbian sex on the market in big feature format? For this year, yes and no if that makes sense. The opening threesome is heavenly as is the closing super encounter between Elsa and Joanna. The middle scenes deliver but to not deliver a one shot knock out that you think is coming throughout. However. Due to the fact that this is one of the most talented casts in terms of acting. The way that the performers keep the characters alive during the whole films makes it worth the purchase. Elsa Jean is one her way to becoming a true legend of this business. I do not know if she has done enough this year to warrant that performer of the year trophy, but it is coming in the near future. That I would be the farm on. Joanna Angel, what an amazing role. She was in the groove the whole way and she transforms herself into many different sides of a hero and sexual minx. I will go as far as to say that Katrina Jade is her normal perfect self and Carmen Caliente, she is the wave of the future but honestly. The biggest growth is Ricky Greenwood. This film was wonderful. It saw him take his passion for story even deeper than his last outing. It is not a perfect film, but it has true experimentation that delivers. This is a must-see film and it is one that I think does deserve a round of applause for thinking outside the box. One thing is for sure, with Ricky Greenwood and Elsa Jean, Sweetheart Video has themselves a combination they must keep intact. I see great things coming for both parties and the fans are simply going to be glad they were here at the ground floor as magnificence began. This film brings together so much. Ink, skating, goth darkenss, old school nostalgia. I think so many will have so much fun with this film. I think there are just too many good things to pass up this film. It offers you a glimpse into another world. A world I think that the industry can continue to grow with ideas like this. When you make films that actors like Gia Page, Katrina Jade, Stoya and Joanna Angel all can shine in terms of story. You can not loose. I hope their is a part two planned. This film makes you want to see the next chapter.