Kick Ass Pictures

Genre: Compilation

Condoms: Nothing

Length: 237 Minutes

Date Of Production: 06/01/08 

Cast: Destiny Deville, Roxy, Vixen, Delilah, Naomi and Taylor

Special Features:

Interactive Menus

Chapter Selection

Slide Show

Trailers

Int. Tel. Sex

Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an
anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer
was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile.
The Dolby
track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

Scene 1 - Destiny Deville. Destiny is up first and she's got a good look. Too bad, she's getting covered in cum to be noticed. Roughly ten guys take turns on her holes, as they all want to be the first to cover her in baby batter. This scene originally appeared in Ten Man Cum Slam #9. If you're a fan of the bukkake, then you're going to rip your dick off jerking it to this.

Destiny is quick with the gurgling and other hot sounds that she makes. The tits are nice and they do a great job of collecting the semen spatters flying through the air. I just wish that there would've been more variety in the jerkings. Oh well, not everything is going to be perfect.

Scene 2 - Roxy.

Roxy has got a sweet ol' ass. Her scene originally appeared in Ten Man Cum Slam #12. Not being a big fan of that series, I missed the original performance. Luckily, I get to see this honey get the cum here. It's kind of hard to review her performance against a series of stacked moneyshots.

But, what we are offered is a chance to see bukkake at its finest. She is covered in cum so fast, that I'm sure speedy cum delivery fetish fuckers will eat this shit up. The only thing I didn't like about the scene was Roxy's attitude. She seemed to good for the dick. Well, I hope you have an attitude adjustment under those gallons of cum in your hair and on your face.

Scene 3 - Vixen.

This scene originally appeared in Ten Man Cum Slam #18. Vixen is a lot little redhead with a wonderful firecrotch. The guys arrive to blow cum all over her mouth and face in what appears to be endless waves. Semen streams whizz through the air, as Vixen shows us the meaning of a Super Blowbang. It's incredibly hot and helped to turn me around on this production.

Scene 4 - Delilah.

Delilah appears here from a scene cut out of Ten Man Cum Slam #5. At this point, these Super Blowbangs seem to be fading into one and other. I can't tell the difference between the chicks getting creamed by semen. Well, there's a change of hair color. But, they all do the same shit and they all coo and awe the same way. This is why I get pissed about the lack of variety. I need more material.

Scene 5 - Naomi

Naomi was in Ten Man Cum Slam #14. She's a hot piece that shows off her talents with the throat gargling. She loves the semen and she's got a face made for bukkake. Afterwards, she spends the scene proving me wrong. The chick doesn't provide for a Super Blowbang. She's an open mouth that shows up to help fill out the scene. Any other chick could've done what she did.

Scene 6 - Taylor Rain

Taylor Rain is straight out of Ten Man Cum Slam #10. The Cum Slam must've been prolific, as it seems that Taylor came in at the tail end of the festivities. She gargles cum and juggles balls. But, there's nothing to it. I'm bored and I want this disc to end. Were the originals better? I don't know, but this compilation disc has gone from great to terrible. Way to blow your load at the start of the film, Kick Ass.

Final Thoughts:

Kick Ass has done a great service to porn fans everywhere. They've proven that compilation discs aren't always the greatest value. Hell, I'm convinced that Ten Man Cum Slam must be one lackluster series because of this disc. Two scenes out of six scenes isn't a great good to bad ratio. Hell, what happened? I expect some sort of quality control in a Kick Ass feature.