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Stacked Hardbodies

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Big Tits

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Summer Brielle Taylor, Johnny Sins, Rachel Starr, Cody Sky, Chris Strokes, Nicole Aniston, Voodoo, Audrey Bitoni, Jules Jordan, Kendra Lust

Length: 157:49 minutes

Date of Production: 11/18/2013

Extras: The best extra was the 17:34 minute long Behind the Scenes feature since it was almost exclusively additional sex footage and tease. There was then a photogallery, a biography, a pop shot recap, trailers, and a company website to check out.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Stacked Hardbodies was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. The scenes looked good, allowing the ladies to shine, and the lighting was solid enough to prevent any of the usual problems. The editing was minimal but the camera angles by Jules, Elliot Clixx, and Big Brother helped make this one stand out a bit too, a company watermark observed in the lower right hand corner of the scenes. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals. The dynamic range was also kind of generic, but the visuals have long ruled in most of Jules' past works too.

Body of Review: Jules Jordan and his company, Jules Jordan Video, are synonymous with high quality gonzo porn. His latest single disc release is called Stacked Hardbodies, the emphasis on busty babes with otherwise fit figures immediately apparent. This time, the ladies included such attractive gals as Nicole Aniston, Rachel Starr, Audrey Bitoni, Summer Brielle Taylor, and Kendra Lust, each having some fun with their male partners, the single disc offering perhaps not as much fuck for the buck as his best works but certainly offering some strokable fun. Clocking in around two and a half hours of quality smut, the levels of fuck for the buck were substantial and well in keeping with the previous one off titles by the director. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Summer Brielle Taylor, the fetching young blond featured on the center of the front cover in her skimpy black lingerie, was up first teasing until she hooked up with Johnny Sins. Her tease reminded me of a Nutsack flick, her sheer outfit showing her bald beaver and ample sample tits as she posed and otherwise moved around the house. She looked best on the second story balcony after oiling up her boobs, Johnny joining her to suck her nipples and caress her tits as they moved into the room for her to slob his knob on the bed. Summer focused most of her oral efforts on his head while her hand to gland friction enhanced the hummer, her DSLs wrapping around his pecker to make the turgid rod grow for some vaginal penetration positions. He did most of the work here until she warmed up, her stream of dirty talk not bad though the screaming was irritating. She had fair eye contact and stroked his cock to orgasm as his genetic juices bathed her, a slow motion recap included as his baby batter glazed her face and mouth.

Scene Two: Rachel Starr, the ever popular brunette babe seen featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next in her alluring black lingerie and red stripper shoes. She masturbated a bunch and played with her delicious ass while crawling around the floor of the well lit home, the tease cut way too short for my tastes as Cody Sky and Chris Strokes joined her. They wore blue plastic gloves and safety goggles, no doubt that they were doing so to remain safe as the guys pawed her and she reached out to do likewise to them. They oiled her up and practically bathed her in the stuff, her perfect pucker glistening too though no anal sex was forthcoming. She blew one while the other vaginally fucked her, the gal as enthusiastic and energetic as ever as she pushed back to meet their thrusting members, Rachel licking balls and enjoying them in her bald beaver before they deposited wads of population pudding on her face and boobs before the motion replay kicked in again. The company website described the scene like this: “Rachel Starr Stacked Oiled Hard Body. In this offering from STACKED HARDBODIES Rachel Starr has a slick three way. Clad in black vinyl top and matching thong with red stilettos Rachel's body is amazing; as the title says a stacked hard body. This brunette with big wet tits must look like a tough ho to screw. Both guys come in with latex gloves and goggles on but Rachel gets them both up and off with seemingly no trouble. In the end the gloves and goggles are not a problem for Rachel, she gets both loads right on her pretty face.”

Scene Three: Nicole Aniston, the gorgeous blond with wonderful blue eyes seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next outside in her neon pink bikini while Jules shot her by the pool on the sunny day. The resolution was strong enough to see her light body hairs and he shot some footage of her walking away towards the shaded cabana area, Voodoo applying a lot of oil to her to “shine her up” as the director commented. He bent her over and started rimming her tight asshole, her awesome ass cheeks and perfectly pink pussy offering some hair as he gobbled her gash. While she could have been more into it with him, she did seem to have a good time as he orally satisfied her needs, a very short blowjob resulting in her bringing them into the house for some vaginal plowing. The standing vaginal and missionary did not leave her a lot of room to be an active rider but I found the way she shook her ass when situated on top of him to be most satisfying indeed. There was more oral and he tossed off his modest wad of spunk to her face as she knelt before him, some post coital head provided almost as an afterthought.

Scene Four: Audrey Bitoni, the busty brunette bombshell seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she offered a slow, sultry tease that was more about suggestive poses then explicit showing off. Her black top and animal print panties suited her even if the colors were overly saturated, her shaven snatch complementing the artistic manner in which portions of the tease were shot. Once the tease was over, Jules Jordan was all over her tits and other assets, Audrey providing some POV blowjob footage before Jules went deep inside her goodies with his tongue. She kept good eye contact and was an active rider in most positions, his level of excitement such that I thought he would blow his load of splooge earlier than usual. This proved to be true and she sucked his spew right out of his balls, his large round of semen hitting her face and the floor as his balls let loose the juice. The company website described the scene like this: “Audrey Bitoni Big Tit Beauty Fucked Hard. From STACKED HARDBODIES take a gander at Audrey. Big tits, big ass, dressed in very hot lingerie, this is one hard-on inducing slut. Paired with Jules Jordan, Audrey shines. She sucks dick like she'll die without it. She fucks like nothing could be more important. A raven haired super slut who should not be missed. Treat yourself to Audrey Bitoni, you'll be glad you did.”

Scene Five: Kendra Lust, the curvy MILF with the great ass seen on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up next dressed in a sexy black outfit with large red belt and skirt. Jules Jordan and Chris Strokes were on parole selling magazines, AVN in particular, so she invited them inside and upstairs where they got to see a nice look at her firm ass, a change in lighting resulting in lower resolution making me think a double camera system was in use. Kendra found them attractive and led the discussion of them doing each other a favor, her need for a good fucking and their need to sell magazines allowing for a fair exchange as she slowly stripped. They all sat on the couch with her in the middle, the guys going down on her neatly trimmed pussy and Kendra sucking them off in alternating turns with some hand to gland friction. She then took one in her pussy while the other played with her tits, her oral skills repeatedly called into play as her active riding gave them a lot of pleasure. As she was stuffed with pecker they pulled her hair and choked her a bit, some spitting helping lubricate them until she took their loads of ball batter all over her welcoming face with a slow motion recap.

Summary: Stacked Hardbodies by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video had some fine tease, solid casting, and earned a rating of Recommended or better, depending on what you are into. The emphasis on fake tits on lean hotties was not my favorite idea of Jules’ of late but the gals were certainly appealing for any number of reasons, Nicole Aniston, Rachel Starr, and Kendra Lust providing the most consistent performances this time. In short, Stacked Hardbodies continued Jules running streak of well received gonzo titles catering to large audience fetishes, my own appreciation of implanted women somewhat less enthusiastic yet still recognizing why each of the gals was picked for the show.