Start Me Up

Reviewed on: August 15, 2004
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Release date:
June 30, 2004

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Genre:

Foreign/Feature

Director:

Ferris Bueller

Cast:

Rita Faltoyano, Lara Stevens, Mia Panther, Simone, Cameron Cruise, Sebastian Barrio, Antony, Yoan Cruise

Length:

1:20

Production Date:

May 5, 2003

Extras:

Cum Shots, Website, DVD Credits, Photo Gallery
There's only one extra here with any meat, and that's the 5:42 worth of Cum Shots that's included for fans of the white stuff. The Photo Gallery actually has some full-screen shots, which puts it up over most every photo gallery I've seen, but it's still a somewhat useless extra, in my opinion. The remaining two are a pointless promo for the company website and the DVD credits.

Audio/Video:

Start Me Up is presented in letterboxed widescreen, giving the film a very cinematic presentation. The video is intentionally soft, to give it a filmlike appearance. The excellent editing done by the graphics department only adds to the quality.

The music is mixed well, and strays from traditional porno synth, to actual dance music. There's no natural sound (perhaps due to the fact that it's foreign), so there's no audio competition for the music. That's sometimes distracting and annoying.

Body of Review:

Ever since reviewing Touch Me, I have been a fan of Erotic Media's output. This French export is another "mainstream" porn, missing the extreme touches that make hardcore films a difficult sell to women. Don't get me wrong...this is not Cinemax softcore. This is full-penetration sex. It's just done with more style and panache than usual. Let's take a look at what's in store:

Scene 1: Lara Stevens
Acts Included: Fingering, Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No

Start Me Up begins with a silly fantasy premise that allows a greasy mechanic to seduce Lara, a sexy customer. The action begins with some heavy petting up against a luxury car, before moving into oral territory. As they bang away in the car's back seat, the sex is glamorous and artsy, but it's hot as well. The scene is well edited and builds nicely with the music, leading to a quality cumshot.

Scene 2: Cameron Cruise
Acts Included: Oral (F/M), Masturbation, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: Yes

Welcome to a daydream fantasy, as a secretary dreams about having sex with one of the shop's mechanics. Her erotic thoughts include plenty of focus on her juicy pussy, as she plays with it and gets some oral attention. Cameron is cute as hell and exotic-looking to boot, with a fine chest on her. A wet desk-top blowjob is a definite candidate for Best of Disc, as she twirls her tongue around and around her man's probe. After some extended oral explorations, a hard fuck on top of the desk brings the heat up, though a lack of natural sound dulls the action.

Scene 3: Rita Faltoyano
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal, Titfuck, Facial
Positions: Standing Missionary, Standing Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl
Condoms: No

A stairwell romp features Rita's massive melons and her equally impressive oral technique, as she gives her guy a sexy titfuck, before he eats out her tasty twat. Rita's a very sexy girl, and very into anal as well, with one reverse ride giving her the opportunity to DP herself with her hands. She's more than willing to share though, going back down to get herself a pearl necklace.

Scene 4: Simone, Rita Faltoyano
Acts Included: Oral (F)
Positions: 69
Condoms: N/A

After watching the fun that Rita had, Simone wants a piece of her pink pie as well. She fanaticizes about getting her hands (and mouth) on Rita's rack. It wouldn't hurt if she got some pleasure in return as well. A sapphic swap of oral and tit play follows, as both girls go for the gusto. As is the case with lesbian scenes without toys, there's only so much that can happen, so the scene ends earlier than the others.

Scene 5: Mia Panther
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Fingering, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No

In an attempt to entice her pinball playing pal, Mia resorts to some stickwork on the pool table. The older-looking pornlet swallows cock with abandon, getting ready to take one in her corner pocket. With a push of a stick, Mia's filled to the brim with her friend's fuckstick, in a nice hard, rythmic round of pumping. A move to the couch only continues the fun, until he pops off a fast one in her mouth.

Concluding Words:

Dreams are where I've had some of the best sex ever, and this DVD does a good job of making fantasies sexy. Erotic Media's line of softer hardcore is one I find I enjoy a lot, because it's attempting to be sexy, instead of filthy. If you're looking for something to watch as a couple or just something that looks better than the usual amateur stuff, this DVD will do it for you. A lack of extras and a short overall length make this just a rental though.

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