Genre: Squirting

Director: Rev Sand

Cast: Dan Leal, Sindee Jennings, Danica Dillan, Natasha Nice, Kandi Milan

Length: 02:27

Date of production: 08.24.09 – 12.08.09

Extras: None

Condoms: None

Overview

Just as the title promises, Squirtamania 3 delivers lots of squirty ladies. These ladies’ gushing orgasms are most often accompanied by a toy and/or finger fucking. Actual sex is rare while oral sex from both parties is prominent. From newbies to pros, each girl delivers top-notch squirting. If squirting is what gets you off, Squirtamania 3 will scratch that itch nicely.

Scene 1 – Sindee Jennings

Enter the longest projectile squirter record holder (according to Porno Dan), Sindee Jennings! Sindee has a constant companion throughout her scene – a lollipop. And it’s fucking adorable. Sometimes I fear she is more into the lollipop than getting it on but what can I say, perhaps it is an amazingly delicious lollipop.

Sindee has a well-manicured pussy, shaved clean except for a neat triangle just above her clit. It’s refreshing to see a little pubic hair. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a fan of run away bush. It is a huge turnoff. But Sindee strikes a nice balance.

The most interesting part of Sindee’s scene is that there seems to be a bit of a fight for control. It seems only natural that Dan would want to finger fuck her himself, given his enthusiasm for squirting, but Sindee pushes him aside every time. I imagine that squirting being the ultimate goal, Sidnee knows how to make herself squirt best. She squirts so much that Dan collects it in a cup, gurgles and swallows!

I also love how Dan goes down on Sidnee. Both seem to be really enjoying themselves. Here, as in subsequent scenes, Dan gives rockin cunnalingus. Sidnee returns the favor with blowjobs. She does a great job making sultry eyes at the camera while blowing him. Props to Dan for giving her a nicely shaved cock and balls to work with. Dan’s cock is unremarkable, just comfortably average.

Scene 2 – Danica Dillan (since changed to Dillon)

Porno Dan has caught Danica just 3 months into what has become a very successful porn career, including XBiz and AVN award nominations.  At the beginning of the scene Dan sits on the couch and talks to Danica while she undresses. As she strips I see what looks like stretch marks on her belly which kind of takes me out of the moment.

Danica’s newness shines through as she is all awkward smiles and even modest and embarrassed at times. At one point she asks if the still photographer can look the other way. Embarrassment aside, she has a nice rapport with Dan and comes across as smart and funny.

Danica sports a nice, faint happy trail but is otherwise completely shaved – beautiful! She forgoes the Hitachi to start out with so we begin instead with a nice variation of The Rabbit and Dan adds a purple Hitachi knock-off. This combo produces no orgasm and we cut to a blowjob. It looks like someone told Danica that deep throat gagging was the name of the game because we get more gagging than actual BJ.

From the BJ we move on to sex. We get a nice close-up of her riding him. Danica works her clit with it while bouncing on Dan. And then she squirts! This proves to be too much for Dan as he pushes her off of him and comes on her face.

Scene 3 – Natasha Nice

Now what have we here? Big, natural titties! Natasha sports a beaut pair and puts them to good use. To me, she seems to be the most pro of the girls featured in Squirtamania 3. I love how she tells Dan what she wants, commanding but not in an overbearing way. I also love how she manhandles herself, a hand or mouth always on one of her delicious titties, slapping her pussy or spanking her ass.

Naturally her scene features a lot of titty fucking. To begin, with Dan’s hand on her clit, she is a wiggler (which gets her boobs to bouncing in a most becoming way) and gets immediately into it. It takes a couple orgasms to get to the squirting but it is well worth the wait. One thing I must say, Natasha has one of the biggest clits that I have ever seen. How cool is that?!

Of all the girls featured on this compilation, Dan seems to enjoy her blowjobs the best. Also, one position we don’t see elsewhere on the DVD – Natasha rides Dan’s face while Dan pleasures her with his mouth! Then, in proper homage to her assets, he comes on her rack. Finally, with the Hitachi, we get some squirting action!

Scene 4 – Kandi Milan

After much chit-chat Kandi starts by getting her ass finger fucked. Note: She is hairy lady and gents! That’s me being dramatic. She’s stubbly. She is also giggly, almost past the point of being cute. Almost. And we are out of the gate with the much beloved Hitachi and Kandi is gushing in a matter of seconds.

Serious squirting is followed by a blowjob and Kandi holds the Hitachi to her clit all the while. Fashion interlude – Kandi keeps on her pink star plastic earrings, necklace and bangles on the whole time and I think the choice in jewelry adds to her youthful allure. Back to the action – Kandi is squirting all over Dan’s cock. This girl can go! What follows is a nice rotation of blow jobs and squirting, including Kandi’a juice on the camera lens, and ending with a cum shot to the face.

One thing to note: Kandi doesn’t seem to be into kissing Dan at all. Despite that, Dan must be really into her because unlike with the rest of the girls he gets completely naked with Kandi. To end it we have Dan sitting on the couch being ridden by Kandi and he cums inside her tight 18-yearold pussy.

Scene 5 - Alyson Westley – MISSING. Alyson is in the intro and as an option in the scene selection but there is no footage of her.

DVD Features & Extras

Coming from a graphics background, I find it hard to appreciate the DVD cover. It is, however, your more typical porn DVD fare. Its over crowded with images and text, but I feel I can hardly fault Squirtamania for delivering something that meets the status quo.

The DVD menu I love. It’s fun and cute and the music is a happy, oldies sounding tune that sounds like it was pulled from old classic shows like Bewitched or I Dream of Jeannie. The background animation is well animated - bubbles, popping and sparkling as they rise up the screen, which is adequate foreshadowing of what we are about to view! The opening credits are great as well, featuring gurgling audio, which is totally apropos given that that is exactly what Porno Dan is wont to do.

The only extras on the DVD are trailers for other Immoral productions including one that I find strange and novel, Snort That Cum. Ew? I always like behind the scenes action and interviews with the girls, so this is a tad disappointing. There is quite a bit of chatter at the beginning of each scene so that helps make up for it, I just feel like we could have gotten to know the girls a little better.

Final Thoughts

My favorite aspect of Squirtamania is how everyone goes wild when they get a particularly gushy squirt. I love how everyone cheers - good team spirit that includes Sandy, the man behind the camera. When one of the girls squirts all over the camera lens in particular, everyone involved gets super excited. It makes it fun. Everyone is so enthusiastic that I found myself rooting along.

On the other end, the production value is low. While the audio and lighting are fine, I can’t help being a little turned off that it looks like it was shot in a basement. Call me picky. The line-up of girls is a nice range of age and body type and all are more than adept at squirting. Also, I love that the Hitachi makes appearances. It is the ultimate cum-inducing device out there, in my humble opinion. Spy the Hitachi and you know you’re in for some genuine female orgasm!

Finally, I would call Squirtamania 3 a niche product. If you know what you want and that is squirting, then this is for you. Blow jobs, cunnalingus and sex are there but they are secondary. I think Squirtamania 3 would be great to rent as it is a great experience as a one-time view but nothing too remarkable that would warrant a repeat viewing.