Category: Blowjobs/Facials/Cum Swallowing

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Cast: Katrina Zova/Vicki Chase/Tory Lane/Jeanie Marie Sullivan/Kaylani Lei/Kalina Ryu/Jonni Darkko

Director: Jonni Darkko

Extras: Trailers/Web

Release Date: 3/4/2105

Runtime: 160 Mins

Click on the photo above to watch the trailer for Jonni Darkko's 'Sperm Diet'!

*Scene 1:

Katrina Zova/Jonni Darkko

The premiere scene in Jonni Darkko's Sperm Diet kicks off as we see newbie Katrina Zova sporting a purple bra and panties, slowly teasing for around 5 minutes before the action sets in with Darkko stepping into view. After a relatively complacent start to the scene things pick up pretty well, with Katrina jamming Jonni's ham-helmet deep inside of her cakehole and producing some heaping piles of dickspit while Jonni throat-thumps her accordingly throughout. Exaggerated cock-chokes are no stranger here either as Katrina gives some massively appealing throat-gags while packing her mouth with Darkko's slurpstick. Things progress with some foodplay coming taking precedent in the latter stages, as Jonni wields a can of Reddi Whip and sprays it into Katrina's mouth for some added sloppiness to surpass her already wrecked face. The scene caps off with a load sprayed the way only Darkko can do it, covering Katrina's face and forehead before he feeds it to her with a spoon to stay true to the film's title. A nice scene here overall that I didn't foresee ending up as solidly as it did in the early stages; it had some great energy and outstanding dick-chugging fun.

*Scene 2: 

Kaylani Lei/Jonni Darkko

Asian beauty Kaylani Lei is next up, looking ravenous as she starts us off with another sensually-themed tease as some soft beats play in the background. Things get underway after some abbreviated, but poignant dirty talk as we get a POV viewing of Kaylani upon the introductory dicksucks. Action is solid for the most part, showing a lot of strong camera interaction from Kaylani, mixed with Jonni cramming her cakehole to conjure up some sloppified spit strands and prominent throat gags. Things cap off with Kaylani throating Jonni's dick and shoving his bloated balls into her mouth before he fires off a generous load directly into her mouth for a classic spray and swallow. A nice variation from Darkko's usual stuff, and overall a pretty solid scene that showcases a gradually increasingly hot Kaylani Lei in some throat-throttling action. Cool!

*Scene 3:

Jeani Marie Sullivan/Jonni Darkko

A personal favorite from my golden era of porn days encapulates our view in the third scene, as Jeanie Marie Sullivan gives us a perfect tit-inspired tease session, lasting upwards to 6 minutes before the blowie starts in a POV formatting. Jeanie stares into the camera attentively while giving what is easily some of the best sequences of dirty talk through the film, before jamming Jonni's jizzwhistle into her cakehole unrelentingly. Some classic deepthroats run amok throughout the scene, as Jeanie gives some gutteral cock chokes after unburying Jonni's dipstick from her esophagus and keeps it nice and sloppy throughout. Things eventually meet their end as Jeanie Marie masturbates herself with her hitachi wand, giving a few final sucks to her stunt cock before he shoots his dicksauce into her mouth in the final moments. I won't lie, there were some slow moments and this is definitely the longest scene of the bunch so far, but I love Jeanie Marie and overall I think this scene had some great stuff strewn through it.

*Scene 4: 

Kalina Ryu/Jonni Darkko

One of Jonni's few spotlight starlets from last year approaches us in the 4th scene, in Kalina Ryu. Kalina gives some great tease and keeps a uniform approach in relation to the other scenes, with some sensual dirty talk into the camera initiating the introductory cock-sucks. A steady energy maintains itself through the scene, with some nice camera interaction from Kalina and a thoughtful throat that buries Darkko's sword well, while mixing in some of the heavier facefucks of the film. Some more foodplay ensues upon the later moments, as Darkko pulls out his trusty can of Reddi Whip and splurts it into Kalina's mouth before throwing his dong in and making things even messier. Sloppiness is never neglected as things unfold, as Kalina manages to continue looking absolutely stunning even as dickslop envelopes her face. A monstrous cum-lashing finishes things off, spraying all through Kalina's face, hair, and mouth as this is the second scene in which featured a facial rather than an in-mouth nut-shot. This scene had parts of it that rank as my favorite in the film, but it ran a little lengthy in parts even so; Kalina Ryu is fucking great though and you all should know that if you didn't already.

*Scene 5: 

Tory Lane/Jonni Darkko

Superstar porn veteran and top notch hottie Tory Lane is our primary focus in the fifth scene, giving a more abbreviated tease that leads into the throat-thumping. The scene progresses showing a lot of Darkko's more orally-obsessed side, as Tory pulls away from his dong to blow bubbles with his mouth lube while drooling and slobbering only inches away from the camera. The cum bubbles and deepthroats run rampant through the scene, featuring a relatively strong energy throughout some strong segments. It caps off with Tory accepting her reward for a job well done as Jonni squirts directly into her mouth and she swaps the sperm into a martini glass while looking diligently into the camera. A good scene overall, Tory's been one of the very best in the business since she started and is always a fun watch.

*Scene 6: 

Vicki Chase/Jonni Darkko

The final scene in Jonni Darkko's 'Sperm Diet' kicks off wonderfully as Vicki Chase encapsulates our view, wearing a pink bra and panties with white fishnet stockings and high heels to finalize the look. Some captivating dirty talk from Vicki takes precedent upon the blowjob's early moments, and it's likely to drive viewers into a retarded state of masturbation if you watch too closely. Wow. Vicki is amazing throughout these points in the scene, consistently keeping things sloppy while hammering Darkko's slime-stick into her throat and giggling adorably as the scene progresses. Vicki's beautiful gazes into the camera and radiating energy shine beautifully as Darkko gives her a throat-throttling for the ages, capping off with an already jizz-riddled Vicki swallowing up Jonni's juices and blowing a kiss to the home viewers. *sigh*. I love this girl. A great scene to cap off yet another exceptional BJ flick from Jonni Darkko. Cool!

*Summary: 

Jonni Darkko's Sperm Diet from Evil Angel Video had most of what one would expect from a Darkko-made BJ flick, with precise direction, a few jizz-lacing faceloads, and most importantly, hot babes getting their tonsils fucked out as if their lives depended on it. I'm personally more partial to Darkko's sperm slatherings than his swallow-themed releases like this, but Sperm Diet has so much great stuff wrapped throughout it's context that it still maintains the strength that essentially all of his films do. Katrina Zova kicked the movie off with a blazing hot scene filled with cock-chugging deepthroats and sloppy-faced perfection, and Vicki capped it off in the same manner, being the typical Vicki Chase that every fan has come to know and love over the past few years. The way that Darkko captures these girls is a treat to watch; it's a privilege to be the primary reviewer of Jonni's stuff here at XCritic, not only because of the care and obvious labor that he puts into making each scene stand out, but the ability that he has to make these scenes translate so well to the viewers. Extras in the film include only a few trailers from his recent works, as well as web access for those interested. I'd definitely put this one on the upper echelon of the recommended scale, noting what I've already stated in each specific scene recap throughout the basis of my review. If you're into watching beautiful girls get slopped up with mass amounts dick juice while hammering down cock like there's no tomorrow then don't miss this one. Recommended.