2008, 2:28 plus extras

Director: Jonalungus

With: Isabella Amour, Lucy Fire, Sandy Beach, Kitty Langdon, Sophia; Richard Mann, Boz, Shane Diesel, Sledge Hammer

"It's like two white guys' dicks in one and I've got four of 'em!" So marvels the slut-tastic Sophia near the end of this fulfilling program in which four white girls and an Asian chick get two-on-oned by various black tag teams made up of Richard Mann, Boz, Shane Diesel and Sledge Hammer. The first three guys are renowned supercocks, while Hammer is a body builder with a Mike Tyson voice and a tool that nearly measures up to his cohorts'. The three main guys have rather bendable hard-ons, which allows for a range of positions unavailable to the more common, upwardly angled steel rod.

But the girls are what count here, and they're sexy and up for action, each in her own way. Directed by and starring the guys behind "Blackzilla" and other black guys/white girls series, the action, as in those DVDs, is contingent on the men getting the women to utter the N-word as a show of true nastiness. Three of the five marathon sex sessions ends with the girl looking into the camera, cum on her face, and cheerfully saying, "These two n----- cocks are too big to be true." Two of the girls, Sandy Beach and Kitty Langdon, leave the charged word out.

The movie is proud of that verbal shock tactic but there's one taboo it won't break: there's absolutely no kissing, interracial or otherwise.

Scene 1.  Shane Diesel and Boz spot young, adorable Isabella Amour browsing outside a strip mall and quickly strike up a jovial conversation. Interestingly for porn, a few "civilians" get in on the chat, though their faces are digitally blurred. The guys have no trouble luring Isabella into their car (where she gives them quick sucks) and back to their place. The pale beauty has black hair with red highlights and the biggest, bluest eyes this side of Zooey Deschanel, and she looks tremendous with long black cock in her mouth. She spends a good half hour on a couch on her hands and knees, her back arched and her enticing ass nearly facing the ceiling. She appears to be in real pain when the guys doggy her, but has a better time on her back or doing cowgirl. Her scene ends, as do all the sequences in the feature, with two cum shots on the face, a little jizz getting into the mouth.

Scene 2.  Boz and Richard Mann interrupt 19-year-old redhead Lucy Fire as she's shopping for clothes. They and unseen cameraman-director-vocal supporter Jonas (Jonalungus) tell her upfront that they make adult videos and she helpfully points out, "I was a gymnast, so I guess I can do acrobatic stuff." She does separate her legs in amazing ways in the fuck fest that ensues. The sharp HD video really lets you count the freckles on Lucy's lovely body; she also has a real fire crotch -- an orange tattoo of a flame just above her pussy. The rear entry also seems to be a discomfort to the girl ("I have no more intestines left," she laments), but she has fun in other positions, as evidenced by a trembling orgasm and incoherent babbling.

Scene 3.  Director Jonalungus happens upon Richard Mann and brunette Sandy Beach sitting outside and chatting about movies and music of the '80s (most likely the older woman's formative years). The calm and composed Sandy -- the DVD's cover girl -- resembles Joanna ("Isis") Cameron, which should perk up guys who came of age in the '70s. Sandy says she's a married swinger who's "studying for real estate and interior decorating." Back in a bedroom somewhere, she jumps on a big bed where Shane Diesel is "sleeping," and quickly starts smoking his fat joint. Richard joins the action and the experienced Sandy has no problem whatsoever taking the two huge cocks from behind. In fact, she sternly orders them to hump harder: "Fucking pound me!"

Scene 4.  Blue-eyed Asian Kitty Langdon, here pretending to be a security guard, is about to eat some pepperoni pizza at an outdoor café, when Richard Mann and muscle man Sledge Hammer, along with the director, interrupt. Jonalungus says she should be on a better health "regiment," and Sledge suggests a "lean mean, complex carb diet." "I like meat," remarks Kitty, and we're off to the races. After everyone has retired to a private room, Kitty demonstrates her frisking technique on Sledge, then reveals a rocking, well-constructed bod as she commences some spirited cocksucking and fucking. Kitty's a dirty talker, if a little hard to understand, and she ultimately demands cum in her mouth, which she playfully blows bubbles with. However, we could do without lines like, "My Asian pussy's tight!"

Scene 5.  They save the best, or at least the nastiest, for last. "Notary" Sophia, a petite brunette, is on a work break. Jonas, accompanied by Boz, urgers her to take the rest of the afternoon off so they can make some porn; he'll pay her $500 an hour. Back at the "studio," Boz and Richard Mann give the little lady their all. A very naughty talker, Sophia puts her ass where her mouth is as she takes a repeated, remarkable anal assault from both guys (separately). After a marathon boink fest, she gets full, creamy loads just where she wants them: on her face and in her mouth.

                                                     THE DVD

Shot on hi-def video, this installment in the "2 Big 2 Be True" series, shot in 2007, looks sharp and has a crisp stereo audio track -- few of the performers' nasty mutterings escape the microphone, as they often do in vidcam work. The first three scenes are in 16:9 widescreen, while the last two are in 4:3 full frame.

There's a little glitch in navigation: If you choose to play the movie through from the beginning, rather than pick from the full-motion scene index, the program cuts to the end credits after Scene 3; you must then go to the scene menu to view both the fourth and fifth scenes. Not a major problem.

The extras are on par with other titles from the label: a lengthy bonus scene; four explicit trailers; a nicely assorted photo montage, mixing coy shots with hardcore; and a Pick Your Pleasure menu option letting you go right to, say, cowgirl scenes or cum shots. The trailers are for "Daddy's Worst Nightmare 11," "Ramonator 2" (starring a very thin Latino with a very large tool), "My Hot Wife Is Fucking Blackzilla #13" and "2 Big 2 Be True #9." The bonus scene, which is also included on at least one other DVD from the label, is a keeper, with Richard Mann getting it on with a seemingly reluctant but ultimately very horny strawberry blonde.

                                                 THE LAST WORD

This is a fine addition to the various black guy/white girl DVDs out there. The unique angle here (not counting the obtuse one these hung guys can push their cocks into) is that two men tackle one woman. Richard Mann, Shane Diesel and Boz are the main studs, while the girls represent a good range of types, from the sweet and pretty Isabella Amour to the mature and laidback (so to speak) Sandy Beach to the potty-mouthed Sophia. Each half-hour sequence is shot in nearly real time and you'll feel like you've really been through a workout after each one.