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TSA: Touching Searching And Pussy Pounding

Woodrocket.com

Genre: Web-to-DVD, Gonzo

Director: Lee Roy Myers

Cast: Diamond Foxxx, Anthony Rosano, Skin Diamond, Tommy Pistol, April O’Neil, Mark Wood, Andy San Dimas, Alex Gonz

Length: 127:37 minutes

Date of Production: 3/15/2011

Extras: There was some Behind the Scenes footage including a 7:51 minute interview with April O’Neil, 6:04 minutes of Diamond Foxxx being interviewed, and 4:10 minutes of Andy San Dimas being interviewed, as well as 4 photogalleries, and four trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: TSA: Touching Searching And Pussy Pounding was presented in anamorphic widescreen color as shot for the web by director Lee Roy Myers for Woodrocket.com. While the colors were a bit muted, the framing of the scenes worked nicely to showcase the ladies, the editing and other technical aspects showing some care going into the scenes. Granted, the overall visuals were not exactly as solid as I might expect a DVD to look, they looked much better than the free version on the woodrocket website, only occasionally seeing the company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen. The aural components were similar in that I could hear the vocals and music, some ambient noises included though on the hollow side.

Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers is the directing genius behind Woodrocket.com, a website that proclaims to be the next big thing in porn. I find the entire website to be a wildly entertaining experience, be prepared to spend a lot of time if you go browsing it. The latest DVD of theirs given to me to review is called TSA: Touching Searching And Pussy Pounding, the four scenes featured Skin Diamond, April O’Neil, Diamond Foxxx, and Andy San Dimas; each offering up a different slice of life courtesy of our federal airline security experts. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Diamond Foxxx, the busty gal seen on the right side of the front cover, was up first with an exaggerated southern accent, screening travel-mope Anthony Rosano. He kept setting off the metal detector so she kept having him remove articles of clothing, the gal groping his ass and growing pecker as he questioned her authority. This led to her taking off his pants, his lack of underwear allowing his now turgid rod to spring forth so she “could take care of it”. This included some nad nibbling and knob slobbing, Diamond keeping solid eye contact as she began to strip as well. He felt her titty as she throated his manhood, her enthusiasm as a public (or pubic) servant impressive to say the least. The scene, like the other three, looked much better on the DVD than in their free versions on the company website, some titty fucking leading him to rim her ass and gobble her gash. Fans of bald beavers will appreciate that she was clean shaven, the gal encouraging him to service her as well as she did him, some modestly active vaginal penetration positions enhanced by some additional oral on her part. The final hummer drained his dragon of genetic juice, Anthony tossing off as much ball batter as he could while she provided some post coital head.

Scene Two: Skin Diamond, the tattooed black gal on the left side of the front cover, was up next as a passenger attempting to carry a bunch of guns onto a plane before she was interrogated by southern accent wielding Tommy Pistol. While this trend towards making southern folk seem lame might pass as funny to some, my own experiences with TSA agents reminded me that they all appeared to be from up north so your mileage may vary. Skin, wanting to get out of trouble and remain on the able to fly list, offered Tommy a better deal than usual that included molesting him and both of them getting naked. Given how hot she looked, this made perfect sense as she used her gifts to impress him into submission, his hand warming up her moist pussy and rock hard nipples before she engulfed his chubby orally. Skin had decent eye contact and throated him to the bone, power sucking him while applying some hand to gland friction as needed. He then bent her over to reveal her perfect ass, the guy fingering her pussy and slapping it before he started boning the shaven slit like he owned it. She cleaned him orally before mounting him on top for a much more active riding experience, leaving only her boots on as she impaled herself on his cock. This continued until he blasted her ass with population pudding, his baby batter oozing down her ass crack as she asked him the obvious question.

Scene Three: April O’Neil, the perky young lady seen on the center of the trio on the front cover, was up next when TSA agent and porn fan Mark Wood, pulled her aside to the back office. He proved to her he was a huge fan of her work and they discussed whether he might work out in porn, the guy groping her before asking her professional opinion on his cock size. She was impressed by his member and knelt down to inspect it closer, April asking to see it closer with Mark flattered. She liked what she saw and started blowing him, their burgeoning friendship enhanced by her oral skills working his pecker into her mouth (after all, a blowjob these days is like a handshake a generation ago, right?). He then helped her remove her clothing and he played the perfect fanboy, kissing her and getting a titty fuck before plunging deep inside her glistening pussy. She had a small patch of pubic hair above her pussy and remained passive in the missionary position, her vocals adding something to the moment before she worked it more aggressively on top of him. This caused Mark to explode his wealth of spunk all over her chest, April sucking out every last drop of semen she could from him.

Scene Four: Andy San Dimas, the hotty brunette seen on the lower middle of the cover in a loose crop top and short shorts, was up last as she endured an invasive inspection by TSA agent Alex Gonz. You’d think he was looking for lice the way he dropped her drawers and grabbed her ass cheeks apart, putting on gloves to probe her thoroughly which included some anal fingering as well as her pussy. She softly moaned as he continued to look and taste for evidence, yes, he tasted her at great length, Andy’s questioning of his methods dropping off as she got off. His oral led to him using his turgid rod to inspect her mouth and throat too, Andy reciprocating nicely as she blew him in a slightly sloppy manner. She nuzzled his nads and stroked him as she took his entire cock in her mouth, the streams flying all over the place before the vaginal penetration positions began. She was a mostly active vaginal rider as they tried different positions, Andy kneeling to take his load of splooge orally as she looked up at him satisfied.

Summary: TSA: Touching Searching And Pussy Pounding by director Lee Roy Myers for Woodrocket.com offered four scenes that focused on sexual trysts tied to amusing looks at how some of us wish airline security worked. I again point out that this DVD serves more as a primer to check out the Woodrocket website than anything else though since each of the four scenes were freely available there, plus a whole lot more, so I rated it as a Rent It but it was all in good fun. In short, TSA: Touching Searching And Pussy Pounding was a selection of four scenes already available for free so I’m sure this production amounted to something of a marketing ploy to entice consumers to check out the wood rocket website, my personal favorite sections being the pod casts and the bits with Stoya (like her learning how to shoot a gun).