Genre: Feature
Director: Jordan Septo
Cast: Aubrey Addams, August, Jenner, Kelly Wells, Lee Stone, Sascha, Sindee Jennings, Staci Thorn.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Aubrey Addams, Sindee Jennings.
Length: 02:15
Condoms: None
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom-free sex and a second for the cast: Aubrey Addams is a 2008 Must-See Girl and Sindee Jennings is a 2009 Must-See Girl award recipient.

Synopsis

Since porn follows life, it just HAD to happen. Director Jordan Septo shows us what might have taken place if Paris and Nicole were sentenced to a porn-asylum.

After being delivered to prison, Paris (Sindee Jennings) and Nicole (Aubrey Addams) meet with the warden (Lee Stone) in his office. Lee tries to warn the girls about the hazards they might face in prison. But, they don't believe him. Instead, they're more concerned about the "not hot" uniforms the inmates have to wear.

Our heroines are bunked with August, a more "seasoned" prisioner who knows the ropes. August tries to warn the girls about showing off their spoiled society-girl ways. Instead, August recommends that they lose their uppity attitudes. Of course, Paris and Nicole don't listen. As a result, everybody takes advantage of their lack of street smarts. For example, hardened-inmate Kelly Wells tricks the girls into doing both their work and hers so that she can fuck one of the guards (Sascha).

Once the girls find out that Kelly duped them so she could fuck the guard, Paris, against August's advice, snitches to the warden. After all, in Paris' mind it's simply not acceptable for inmates to fuck the guards. You can imagine how that goes...Sindee gets fucked by the warden (Lee Stone) and gets, as you might expect, "special privileges."

Aubrey, afraid that she'll be cast as a snitch due to her association with Sindee, becomes August's "bitch" in order to gain protection. However, Aubrey really doesn't need to be defended by August because Sindee's new-found status is so high that the two girls get to do anything they want...including the enjoyment of a threeway with Sascha.

Paris and Nicole Go To Jail is a fun and lighthearted little feature that is couples-friendly and worth a look. I particularly enjoyed seeing Aubrey (one of my 2008 Must-See Girls) and Sindee (a 2009 Must-See nominee) in two scenes each.

On the flip side, I think that more attention could have been paid to the production values since the whole feel of the prison set is contrived and unbelievable...the prison "yard" is obviously somebody's backyard, the "cell" has a single unmade bed instead of bunks, and the warden's office is obviously a sound stage (the camera operator wasn't careful, so you can see where the "set" walls and floors end). The editing is even worse. Imagine this: the camera operator is almost out of tape. So, he tells the couple to stop fucking so he can change tapes. After the tape is changed, the couple starts fucking again. Such an occurrence is normal, you'd probably say. And, you'd be right. However, what's NOT normal is leaving the footage in the movie! In addition, Kelly Wells starts to vomit when deep-throating Sascha's dick. So, she turns away and spits. This "delightful" footage wasn't edited out. How amateurish!

Check out some photos of the girls in Paris and Nicole Go to Jail here.
Pay particular attention to the photos of Must See Girls Aubrey Addams, and Sindee Jennings! Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Paris and Nicole Go To Jail can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2008.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Staci Thorn, Jenner

Overview: When the scene opens, Staci, playing an inmate, is nude and handcuffed while kneeling in doggie atop a prison infirmary bed. Jenner, playing a guard, explains to Staci that he can protect her because "Us guards have our favorites." Staci quickly learns that if she does exactly what Jenner wants, she can get better food, a better cell, and even cigarettes. Such a deal! All she has to do is fuck him! But first, he reams her mouth with his hand, slaps her butt cheeks, multiple-finger-fucks her spit-lubricated asshole and juicy pussy, and DPs her with multiple fingers in each hole. Then, after removing his uniform pants (so his hugely-engorged cock can spring out), Jenner fucks Staci's mouth balls-deep. Soon, Jenner steps behind Staci, who's still kneeling in doggie atop the infirmary bed, spits on her asshole and pussy, and then fucks her pussy while she coos with delight. Later, Jenner rolls Staci onto her side--and then onto her back--for more vaginal action (A liberal amount of girl juice flows from Staci's oh-so-excited pussy.). Later, after Staci sucks her juices off of Jenner's rod, during which they spit-swap, Jenner pounds her very juicy pussy in missionary--while mildly choking her throat--until she cums. To reward Staci for her excellent performance, Jenner also fucks her asshole...in missionary, on her side (beautiful gape shots and ATM), kneeling doggie, reverse cowgirl (she cums repeatedly), missionary again (she climaxes again, Jenner shows us her gaping asshole, and she attacks his cock with ATM), and kneeling doggie again. Sated, at least temporarily, Staci coos, "You gonna cum for me baby?" In response, Jenner pounds her asshole--and then her pussy--balls deep in doggie and missionary until he's ready to pop. When he does explode, he pumps his semen directly into her wide-open mouth. She savors its flavor and then swallows while looking at us with her big blue eyes.

Sex rating: 4.50
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.20

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Kelly Wells, Sascha

Overview: Kelly Wells, Aubrey Addams, and Sindee Jennings are outside on a "work detail" supervised by Sascha (playing a prison guard). Kelly, a more seasoned prison bitch, scares the other girls into doing her work as well as theirs so she can have some quality time with Sascha. Once Kelly and Sascha are alone, Kelly wastes no time getting Sascha's already-erect dick into her voracious mouth. She gives him a very enthusiastic blowjob, replete with lots of deep-throat action, jawbreakers, gagging, and stringers. Meanwhile, he pulls on her long blond hair to keep her under control..."Treat me like your bitch," she responds. Soon, Sascha demands, "Stick your ass out." She does his bidding and he rewards her by spitting on her asshole and then plunging his dick into that tight--yet accommodating--hole while she kneels on the ground in doggie. As Sascha reams her faster and deeper, Kelly encourages his lust with grunts of pleasure and nasty vocabulary. While transitioning to reverse cowgirl for some vaginal sex, Kelly slurps Sascha's cock clean using ATM. Once in reverse, Kelly and Sascha develop some intense chemistry as they pleasure each other. Of course, insatiable Kelly always wants more. So, she demands, "Fuck me like you mean it. OK?" She, too, fucks HIM like she means it! Soon, Sascha slips his cock out of Kelly's pussy and shoves it into her asshole. Kelly goes fucking nuts, dancing on his cock as she exclaims, "Push my asshole open!" Later, after more incendiary ATM, Kelly straddles Sascha in cowgirl and fucks him vaginally: "You're gonna wear my pussy out!" Actually, given Kelly's voracious strokes, it's more likely that she's going to wear out his dick! As the scene continues, Kelly and Sascha enjoy anal sex in spoon, standing doggie (Kelly's pussy gapes when he thrusts in-and-out of her asshole), reverse cowgirl again, and spoon again. To finish up, Sascha stands and Kelly kneels before him with her mouth wide open to receive his load. She sucks him dry and shows us her cum-filled mouth as the scene fades away (we don't get to see her swallow). It's a shame that Kelly didn't get to cum during the scene.

Sex rating: 3.50
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.00
Production values rating: 3.30

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Sindee Jennings, Lee Stone

Overview: Sindee Jennings (playing Paris) goes to the warden's office to snitch on Kelly Wells and Sascha (Scene Two). Lee tries to explain the prison ways and, in fact, promises to make her life more tolerable--even fun--if she forgets all about Kelly and Sascha and if he and Sindee become "friends with benefits." To clinch the deal, Lee moves in and kisses Sindee on the cheek and nibbles on her neck. Of course, Sindee melts at his touch. So, emboldened, Lee strokes her still-clad pussy with his hands, squeezes her nipples through her prison uniform, and then strips off her clothes so he can suckle and slap her pretty all-natural boobs and gorge himself on her pussy's nectar. Lee's superb cunnilingus technique drives Sindee wild...and she squeals with delight, especially when he rims her asshole. Once Sindee's juices are flowing, she helps Lee out of his clothes so that she can savagely tackle his king-size rod (God, she LOVES to suck cock!) while he, in turn, pulls her hair and fingers her cunt. Sex begins when Sindee straddles Lee as he sits back on his office couch and then slides his rod into her juicy pussy. Lee enjoys the ride while Sindee does almost all of the fucking (she's amazing!). Not to be outdone by an inmate, Lee stands, holds Sindee aloft, and tosses her insatiable body up and down on his huge rod. Sindee gets so into it that she actually bounces up and down to increase the depth of his penetration. Later, they fuck vaginally in spoon (she cums like a volcano and then sucks his cock clean), kneeling doggie (she cums AND squirts); piledriver; on her belly, on her side, cowgirl (she's an amazing fuck!!), more standing cowgirl, and missionary (Sindee cums again). To conclude this raucous scene, Lee squirts his high-powered load into Sindee's mouth and onto her smiling face. Then, she sucks him dry.

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.80

Scene 4

Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Aubrey Addams, August

Overview: Aubrey (Nicole), who remains in her cell with August while Sindee (Paris) goes to the warden's office to snitch, worries that she'll be considered a snitch, too, by association. Aubrey begs August for protection--she even pledges to be August's "bitch." August really likes the idea of having a "rich bitch" of her own. So, she immediately begins to kiss Aubrey's lips, help her out of her clothes, suckle her nipples, caress her body, spank her pretty ass cheeks, and massage her labia. Soon, August has her tongue and fingers buried deep inside Aubrey's gorgeous spread-wide pussy. She also jacks Aubrey's sensitive clit while, of course, Aubrey coos with pleasure. In due course, August strips off her own clothes and lays back on her prison mattress to enjoy Aubrey's ministrations as she suckles August's nipples, squeezes her breasts, kisses her open mouth, nibbles on her neck, and fingers her spit-soaked pussy. August loves her bitch's touch...especially when Aubrey rims her asshole. Soon, horny August mounts Aubrey and fucks her face (great close-ups). Eager to please, Aubrey uses her tongue and fingers to pleasure her mistress. Later, August grabs a pink vibrator, sucks it--and has Aubrey suck it--to lubricate it, and then uses it to fuck Aubrey's insatiable cunt. Meanwhile, Aubrey jacks her own clit and undulates her body provocatively. Aubrey's pleasure escalates rapidly and she explodes with an orgasm after August begins to lick her clit while simultaneously pounding her pussy with the toy. After Aubrey cums, August grabs another toy, licks it, and hands it to Aubrey. Aubrey uses the toy to tease August's oh-so-soaked labia and sensitive clit. Of course, the toy also enjoys lots of deep-pussy probing, too! Aubrey makes her new mistress cum by pounding her cunt with the toy while ravenously licking and jacking her engorged clit. Afterward, August keeps her pleasure flowing by masturbating with the toy until she cums again. Then, August straddles Aubrey so that the girls can grind their clits together and masturbate while watching each others' pleasure escalate until they both cum again. To conclude, the girls share an open-mouthed kiss and August exclaims, "I think I like my rich bitch!"

Sex rating: 4.70
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.80

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threesome
Performers: Aubrey Addams, Sindee Jennings, Sascha

Overview: Aubrey and Sindee are outdoors on a work detail, raking a pathway while Sascha supervises. Sindee, now able to use the special privileges she's earned by fucking the warden, asks Sascha for a "special" work detail. Sascha readily agrees and soon he's being pleasured by both girls: Sindee kisses his mouth while Aubrey busily pulls down his pants to gain access to his huge erection. Both girls give him head, but Aubrey REALLY gets into it...taking his immense shaft all the way down! Sindee's the first to fuck Sascha...she strips off her prison uniform and mounts him reverse cowgirl style so she can fuck him eagerly. Meanwhile, Aubrey reclines nearby and masturbates. Soon, Sascha and Sindee lie on their sides on the ground. As they fuck spoon style, Sindee busies herself by eating Aubrey's pussy and by jacking her own clit. In due course, Aubrey gets her chance to ride Sascha in cowgirl (Aubrey's moves are HOT!) while Sindee masturbates herself to orgasm. During this segment, Sindee keeps Sascha's cock clean by pulling it out of Aubrey's pussy and sucking it greedily. Then, Sindee shoves Sascha's cock back into Aubrey so that they can fuck forcefully until Aubrey cums. Meanwhile, Sascha pounds Sindee's cunt with his fingers. As the scene continues, Sascha and Sindee fuck in standing doggie (Aubrey watches and masturbates); and Aubrey and Sindee take round-robin turns riding Sascha in reverse (Aubrey has two volcanic orgasms; I like how Aubrey fucks Sascha's face when Sindee rides his dick). After taking a break for some ravenous cock-cleaning deep-throat action, the girls kneel side-by-side so that Sascha can take turns fucking each inviting pussy, one after the other (Can you think of a better way to spend an afternoon?). As the scene nears its end, Sascha and Sindee spend a couple of minutes in spoon (Sindee finger-fucks Aubrey's pussy) and Aubrey gets another reverse cowgirl ride--and orgasm (she's fucking amazing!)! With no more than a couple of seconds to spare, Sascha pulls out of Aubrey's pussy and spews his load into BOTH girls' open mouths (he's careful to make sure both girls get a taste!). Aubrey sucks him dry and then the girls cum-swap.

Sex rating: 4.40
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.20

Extras

In addition to interactive menus, full-motion chapter selector, and the other DVD features we now take for granted, Paris and Nicole Go To Jail has a 21-minute Behind-the-Scenes featurette (video of the box-cover and "hard" still-photo shoots, impromptu interviews, Sindee Jennings' makeup session, wardrobe selection, behind-the-camera footage, and footage of the girls rehearsing their dialog); and website access instructions for Mac and PC. This selection of Extras is a bit below average in today's marketplace. Two and one-half stars.

Final Thoughts

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.42
Average video rating: 4.40
Average audio rating: 3.80
Average production values rating: 3.06
Extras rating: 2.50
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 4.04

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)