Synopsis

Neo Pornographia 5 is the most recent episode of director Michael Ninn's extremely unique series. These movies are, in essence, infomercials in which the remarkable and extremely delectable Nicki Hunter tries to entice you with one or more of her nubile young "holes." You're a very particular client with extremely rare and demanding sexual tastes. It's Nicki's job to introduce you to the most stimulating sexual performers she can find and then make them audition for you. Damn, not only is she a fantastic talent scout, but she is also very adept in getting her discoveries to do their very best to win your approval.

Although luscious Nicki never strips off her prim and proper black business suit, her role goes much further than that of any of the male and female performers in the movie's three extra-long--yet never tedious--scenes. In fact, without her, the very intense sex you'll see on-screen would never have happened. Instead of fucking, Nicki inflames, taunts, arouses, mocks, teases, and provokes the performers with a constant flow of invective that would make "a sailor blush." Although I'm sure that none of Nicki's diatribe was scripted, she knows intrinsically how to say exactly the right thing at exactly the right time to make people explode with passion. Indeed, she knows that good sex is not only about what you see and feel, but also about what you hear.

As you, the all-powerful client, watch the girls "audition" (i.e. fuck their brains out) in Neo Pornographia 5, you'll probably pick your favorite. That's the whole idea. It's too bad that the ending envisioned by your agent Nicki can't come to fruition. If the scenario were real, I'd choose Sindee. I fuckin' adore this fiery and insatiable blond! Even better, I'd take Sindee with Nicki acting as her sexual "coach." Of course, you may disagree with my choice. Let me know whom you like best by writing me at [email protected].

I've reviewed three of the four previous episodes of Neopornographia. Check out those reviews by clicking these links: Neo Pornographia, Neo Pornographia 2, and Neo Pornographia 3.

Also, check out some screen shots of the girls in Neo Pornographia 5 here.
Pay particular attention to Bridgette B,'s tempting tits, Celeste Star's terrific torso, and Sindee Jennings' lust-filled face. Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Neo Pornographia 5 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl threeway.

Performers: Sindee Jennings, Marco Banderas, Barry Scott; Nicki Hunter (non-sex).

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: As mentioned in the Synopsis above, this scene plays a bit like an infomercial. Nicki Hunter displays her wares...high-intensity Sindee Jennings...for your perusal and approval. Nicki puts Sindee through her paces, making her show off her hot little body and insatiable sexual appetite, in the hopes that you'll decide to "buy" Sindee's services. First, Nicki and Sindee make out a bit (kissing, groping, hair pulling, labia squeezing and spanking, mild choking, six-finger pussy fucking, naughty talk and so on) and then Sindee, following Nicki's instructions to a tee, strips, masturbates and makes herself cum. In due course, it's time to show off Sindee's advanced sexual capabilities. So, Nicki brings in two horny studs--Marco Banderas and Barry Scott--so Sindee can really show off her stuff! Speaking of showing off her stuff, Sindee spends about 50 minutes fucking the two guys! At first, the guys spend some time watching Sindee submit to Nicki's sex-charged instructions. Then, Sindee literally begs us to fuck her. Of course, since we're on this side of the screen, Marco and Barry fill in as our surrogates. She crawls to them and shouts, "I want cock!" Of course, the guys comply and let her greedily stroke, lick, and suck their rods (clothed and unclothed). They also eagerly comply when she begs them to fuck her pussy...in numerous--and oftentimes exceptional--positions (see list below). Of course, Sindee does her share of the fucking, using sexy moves, whenever she can. And, Nicki helps out with naughty instructions as well as the use of her hands and spit...or nipple to suckle. Each guy gets about 15 minutes solo with Sindee (Marco, then Barry) and then she gets to service both massive dicks at the same time. Of course, Sindee does the traditional boy/boy/girl routine of sucking one rod while getting her pussy reamed with the other...and does a damned fine job at it too, I might add. But, she soon gets bored with the "routine" and begs: "I want two dicks in my pussy!" Of course, the guys do her bidding and DP her accommodating cunt in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl (excellent close-ups and camera angles). After the guys give Sindee a two-on-one workout, each guy gets more solo "round-robin" turns deep inside Sindee's pussy, including some amazing piledriver sex. Marco, in particular, gets so fucking inflamed that he prematurely ejects a small amount of semen onto the outside of Sindee's pussy. But, being the porn stud all of us guys wish we could be, he simply slips his still-solid cock back into Sindee and keeps pounding her. To end the scene, Sindee drops to her knees and takes two messy open-mouthed facials (yes, Marco pops a second time!). Nicki then asks Sindee which cock she likes best. Sindee turns to us through the camera lens, says "yours," and then shares an open-mouthed kiss with Nicki. This is an extraordinarily incendiary scene!

Foreplay: Kissing, body licking, masturbation, spanking, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, balls gobbling, up to six-finger-fucking, clit jacking, domination, striptease.

Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing cowgirl, spoon, piledriver, on-her-belly; double vag in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl.

Anal Positions: None.

Girl cums: Repeatedly.

Pop: Open mouthed facial.

Sex rating: 4.95

Video rating: 5.00

Audio rating: 4.00

Production values rating: 4.60

What I Liked Most:

• Nicki's obvious control and aggressive role as she puts Sindee through her paces.
• Nicki's superb command of nasty language...especially when she welcomes us at the beginning of the movie and while she introduces us to her first piece of merchandise, hot and sexy Sindee.
• The wardrobe and jewelry. It's sexy, yet elegant and professional.
• The location and props. Director Michael Ninn always chooses first class locations and interesting props.
• Sindee's obvious enjoyment of following Nicki's instructions to a tee.
• The hot interaction between Nicki and Sindee--especially at the beginning of the scene when Nicki first begins to introduce us to Sindee's qualifications to be our fuck toy.
• I'm very glad to see Nicki Hunter on screen again. As you might know, she took some time off from the adult biz to recuperate from illness.
• At least two cameras were used to capture the action...the two video streams--and the interesting angles they often contain--are perfectly meshed through excellent editing.
• Sindee's masturbation-induced orgasm during the scene set-up; her orgasms during sex are many and strong.
• Sindee, at Nicki's insistence, constantly shares her feelings and pleasure with us by speaking directly to us through the camera lens: "I live for your cock...I love being fucked...Use me for your pleasure!"
• Although Nicki acts primarily as the "salesperson" demonstrating the superb qualities of Sindee, she does "help out" by using her hands (to stroke cock or clit) and spit or by offering her breasts to suckle. She also keeps Marco's cock hard by stroking it while Barry fucks Sindee. And, she keeps her pussy happy by masturbating.
• Sindee's extremely enthusiastic fellatio technique is outstanding. Indeed, her enthusiasm throughout the scene is noteworthy. She works so fucking hard that her body glistens with sweat. Without a doubt, she's worthy of the 2009 Dr. Jay's Must See Girl award she received.
• Barry's eager cunnilingus technique. His redline-speed fucking thrusts are damned impressive, too.
  Sindee gets so fucking inflamed with lust that she's reduced to barking and howling like a dog...female bitch, of course!
• Marco fucks Sindee's generous ass cleavage in doggie. He also licks, kisses, and bites her ass cheeks.
• Sindee does double vag!
• Sindee's stamina--giving 150% for over an hour--is definitely unique and highly admirable. Her moves and energy at the end of the scene are even more frenzied than they are at the outset!
• Superstud Marco Banderas pops TWICE during the scene.

What Could Have Been Better:

• I'm kind of surprised that Sindee didn't squirt during her numerous orgasms. i know she can--and often does--squirt like a firehose.
• Some of the video is a bit too orange for my taste.
• During double vag, the guys magically switched positions (top and bottom) without benefit of transitioning footage.

Scene 2

Scene Type: All-girl threeway.

Performers: Bridgette B., Celeste Star, Samantha Ryan; Nicki Hunter (non-sex)

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: At the beginning of Scene Two, we spend a minute or two getting to know the bodies of each of the three girls--Celeste Star, Bridgette B., and Samantha Ryan--as they strip and pose for us individually. Then, the action cuts to the same location and set used in Scene One in which Nicki, ready to sell her girls' "holes," welcomes us and introduces to the three perfect bodies erotically arrayed in front of our greedy eyes. As in Scene One, Nicki does an absolutely superb job selling the advantages of her three girls to us. Believe me, you'll be ready to pay whatever the asking price once Nicki finishes showing you the benefits provided by each of her hot and horny girls. "I give you my permission now," coos Nicki. "Look upon my beauties. Look upon my perfect unnatural bodies, for they are spectacular. You'll never find anything more beautiful, more sexy, more glorious." She's right, you know! "Pull out your dirty filthy cock right now," insists Nicki. "Join us!" Once Nicki is finished with her opening soliloquy, the girls pounce on each other and use every trick in their books to please each other--and us. Of course, the girls follow each and every command given by their mistress Nicki. Celeste and Bridgette start out naturally, as Bridgette pleases Celeste with her fingers, mouth, and tongue. Meanwhile, Nicki strokes and sucks Samantha's king-sized strap-on dick. Of course, Samantha soon expertly wields that strap-on dick as she fucks Celeste and Bridgette to orgasm in a couple of different positions. And, the girls also make fine use of a bright and shiny chrome vibrator and a clear glass and flesh-colored dildos, too. After the girls give each other innumerable orgasms, the three share open-mouthed kisses while looking deeply into our eyes through the camera lens.

Foreplay: Striptease, body licking, tit sucking, hair pulling, cunnilingus, clit-jacking; fellatio with strap-on dildo.

Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, on-her-side.

Anal Positions: None.

Girl cums: Often.

Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.75

Video rating: 5.00

Audio rating: 4.00

Production values rating: 4.60

What I Liked Most:

• Nicki's superb command of nasty language...especially when she welcomes us at the beginning of the scene and while she introduces us to her three "holes," Bridgette, Celeste, and Samantha. She also gives her girls nasty step-by-step instructions throughout the scene.
• Celeste Star's body. This is not to say that Bridgette and Samantha aren't hotter than hell. But, Celeste's flesh makes me shout "wow!"
• Celeste's repeated deep-felt orgasms while Bridgette strokes her clit with fingers and tongue. Her pleasure causes her pussy to open and drip in anticipation of even more pleasure to come. Celeste also repeatedly succumbs to the ultimate pleasure caused by Samantha's first-class strap-on fucking technique.
• The excellent chemistry that develops between the girls.
• The hot and sexy outfits worn by all the girls. Nicki again wears her elegant--yet sexy--business suit and jewels as she does everything in her power to "sell" us her girls.
• Samantha's "guy-like" wielding of the strap-on dick is very erotic and effective. She thrusts so hard that she's soon drenched with sweat!
• The girls share lots of deep open-mouthed kisses.
  Girls who are not involved in fucking spend their time masturbating.
• Nicki uses a shiny chrome vibrator to pound Bridgette's gorgeous, pink, spread-wide, and extremely wet pussy to orgasm.
• The camerawork, which includes footage from two cameras, excellent camera angles, and superb close-ups of stuffed pussies. The editing is nice and tight, too!
• Each of the girls becomes the center of the others' attention at some point during the scene. Her pleasure is absolutely guaranteed by her "sisters" in the flesh.
• Samantha gives Bridgette's pink dildo an extremely wet blowjob while Celeste reams Samantha's dripping cunt with a clear glass dildo using redline speed strokes. Samantha's subsequent orgasm makes her scream and her body tremble.

What Could Have Been Better:

• I would like to have seen some girl-on-girl anal in this scene.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl threeway.

Performers: Jennifer Dark, Jerry, Marco Banderas; Nicki Hunter (non-sex)

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Nicki returns with yet another of her stable of nubile women to tempt us--and convince us to "buy." This time, Nicki demonstrates the countless talents of exotic fuck doll Jennifer Dark. As in Scene One, Nicki gropes, strokes, squeezes, and caresses Jennifer's flesh--especially her pretty pussy and erect nipples--as she points out Jennifer's many attributes. Jennifer really enjoys Nicki's touch and is soon masturbating violently. Meanwhile, Nicki helps out by finger-fucking Jennifer's asshole to, in effect, DP her holes with fingers. Jennifer makes herself cum, but is nowhere near satisfied. So, as she continues to plow her own pussy, she turns and says to us: "I'm fuckin' ready to be fucked. I'm fuckin' ready like never before!" Wow! What an invitation! So, reminiscent of Scene One, Nicki provides her fuck doll with not one, but TWO huge dicks...those belonging to Marco Banderas and Jerry. First, however, Nicki has her girl-toy show off for the guys for a bit. Then, Nicki orders Jennifer to "choose your cock." Jennifer playfully picks Jerry and invites him to join her on a stage in the center of the set. She then strokes Jerry's rod through his pants for a bit as he strips off his clothes and strokes her body with his lucky hands. As soon as Jerry's cock is released from confinement, she sucks/strokes it to full mast. "I live for dick," she coos. Meanwhile, Nicki helps out by kissing, stroking, spanking, spitting-on, and encouraging with naughty words and deeds. After Jennifer blows Jerry for a while, Nicki offers to give her another cock (Marco's) to suck while Jerry fucks her pussy. "Fuck, yeah!" agrees Jennifer. So, Jerry gets the first opportunity to pound Jennifer's accommodating cunt...in mish. Meanwhile, Jennifer greedily blows Marco's rod and gobbles his balls. As the scene unfolds, the sweat-soaked guys take turns fucking Jennifer's pussy--one guy at a time--in a couple of positions (see list below). Of course, Jennifer fucks back as often as she can. Later, after Jennifer sucks her pussy juices off both cocks, it's time to move on to anal sex in spoon (using Jerry's dick). After Jerry has Jennifer's asshole relaxed and enlarged, she then mounts and fucks Marco in cowgirl for a short while until Jerry reinserts his cock into her anus so that the guys can DP her holes. Later, Marco briefly reams Jennifer's asshole in reverse and then Jerry slides into her pussy for a reverse-cowgirl DP. Nicki, too, gets to share in Jennifer's DP by reaming her pussy with her fingers while Marcos pounds her asshole. To finish up, Jennifer sucks both dicks clean (including ATM) while Nicki announces, "She's been fucked in both of her holes and she deserves their cum." Jennifer, as you might expect, agrees. So, the guys do their part and jack off onto her pretty face and pretty all-natural small tits and into her wide-open mouth. Unfortunately, Jennifer ruins the cumshot by spitting out an enormous flow of semen. Why do girls so that? It's so fucking disrespectful! Then, she sucks and milks the penises dry and, to add insult to injury, she spits again!

Foreplay: Kissing, masturbation, labia squeezing, scratching, tit squeezing, hair pulling face slapping, handjob, fellatio, balls-gobbling, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking, rimming.

Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie.

Anal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, spoon; conventional DP in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl; DP also with cock/fingers and two sets of fingers.

Girl cums: Repeatedly.

Pop: Open-mouthed facial; she spits.

Sex rating: 3.70

Video rating: 5.00

Audio rating: 4.00

Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

• Nicki's obvious control and aggressive role as she puts Jennifer through her paces.
• Nicki's superb command of nasty language...especially when she welcomes us at the beginning of the scene and while she introduces us to her final piece of merchandise, sensuous and exotic Jennifer Dark. Jennifer's language, too, is very salty and quite delightful.
• As in the previous scenes, the chemistry that develops between Nicki and her girl is incredible.
• Also, as in previous scenes, the wardrobe is hot and sexy and the production values top-notch.
• Jennifer masturbates herself to orgasm during the girl/girl segment of the scene. She also cums like a volcano when the guys DP her in cowgirl and in reverse.
• Jennifer's hard body--especially her washboard abs--is very sexy.
• Nicki gets more sexually involved in this scene than in the previous ones. She kisses Jerry and lets the guys pull her tits out of her suit top and squeeze them.
• The video, captured by two cameras, is excellent...especially the camera angles and close-ups.
• There's a large-screen TV in the background playing some of Nicki's sex scenes.
• Jennifer gives up her asshole to her boy-toys.
• Jennifer lets the guys DP her pussy and anus.
  Nicki and Jennifer spit-swap.
• Jennifer repeatedly talks to us, through the camera lens, and asks us what we want her to do. Hot!

What Could Have Been Better:

• Sometimes, the fleshtones are a bit too orange for me

What I Didn't Like:

• Girls should never spit semen out of their mouths. If they don't want to swallow, they should tell the guys to pop anywhere but their mouths. Period. Jennifer ruined this scene by doing so.
• Guys should always go down on their woman's pussy to eat it. Neither guy--nor Nicki--bothered to eat Jennifer's tasty twat.

Extras

Final Thoughts

The best things about Neo Pornographic 5 include:

• the "infomercial" concept. I really like the whole notion of a "celebrity" like Nicki Hunter enticing us to "buy" her girls by putting them through their sexual paces.
• Nicki's superb command of nasty language...especially when she welcomes us at the beginning of the movie and while she introduces us to each piece of female "merchandise."
• the production values, including top-notch location/sets/props, wardrobe, make-up, scene scenarios/set-ups, and musical soundtrack. Nobody puts on a classier--or hotter--show than director Michael Ninn.
• the girls, especially 2009 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Sindee Jennings.

Neo Pornographia 5 could have been better if:

• Sindee Jennings had squirted.
• the girls had shared some anal sex in the all-girl threeway (Scene Two).

Things I didn't like about Neo Pornographia 5 include:

• Jennifer Dark's inexcusable decision to spit out Jerry's and Marco's semen at the end of Scene Three. Spitting is SO disrespectful! Girls, if you don't like to swallow, don't let the guys pop into your mouth. Tits, exterior pussy, butt cheeks, and bellies are all perfectly good targets for ejaculations!
• Jerry's and Marco's neglect of Jennifer Dark's pussy in Scene Three. Sure, they pounded it with their dicks. But what about their tongues? Is there anything tastier than 100% all-natural and fresh girl-juice?

Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.50

Overall video rating: 5.00

Overall audio rating: 4.00

Production values rating: 4.60