Shut Up and Fuck My AHole

Hustler Video

Genre: Gonzo / Anal

Condoms: None

Length: Slightly over 2 hours

Director: Dale Jordan

Date of Production: 12/5/05

Cast: Dana Vespoli (cover), Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Sandra Romain, & Nadia Nyce

Special Features: In what has become a fairly standard selection of extras, Hustler gives you decent value for your money. The best is a 32 minute behind the scenes featurette; it sheds a little light on what it takes to actually make an adult DVD. The other extras include a Slide Show, Trailers, and Sex Talk commercials.

Audio/Video Quality: As is the case with most Hustler releases, this title is presented in a 4:3 full screen format. Shot with a handheld digital camera, the lighting was almost always solid, resulting in excellent crisp colors, lifelike flesh tones, and minimal shadows. There were no compression artifacts or pixilation on the print, just as you'd expect from something shot by a high-end studio. The stereo 2.0 audio was pretty basic with the actors being heard easily enough but there was little separation between the channels and it had a limited dynamic range. Overall it was another solid job of Hustler.

Scene 1 – Sandra Romain. Up first is Sandra, a reasonably attractive brunette with a killer body. After some sexy poses, Sandra is surrounded by two well-hung guys. They force feed Sandra their cocks in a lengthy session or oral. One by one the guys take a turn fucking Sandra in a variety of positions. A little over half way through Sandra allows the guys to give her ass a vicious probing. The scene ends with Sandra, on her knees, taking two messy cumshots to the face. A solid opener with a great performance by Sandra.

Scene 2 – Mika Tan. Mika is a petite Asian girl with a body just built for porn. After showing off her goodies, Mika plays with herself while waiting for her man to show up. Once he appears Mika treats him to a sloppy blowjob complete with gagging and drooling. The couple then fucks in the following positions: missionary, doggy style, spooning, and reverse cowgirl. At times the sex was pretty brutal, but Mika handled it well. After nailing Mika for nearly twenty minutes he pulls out and dumps his load on her high heel shoes. Weak ending but an enjoyable scene.

Scene 3 – Nadia Nyce. Nadia is a short-haired brunette with a very attractive smile. She starts things off by showing off her ass and masturbating for the camera. Next she gives her man an extremely rough blowjob – she gags on his meat stick several times. After a little 69 action, Nadia gets violated from behind doggy style. They then engage in some nasty anal action before the climactic ending. While on her knees Nadia gets a healthy dose of man gravy deposited on her tongue. The camerawork for this scene was excellent, capturing the action from some great angles.

Scene 4 – Dana Vespoli. Dana is the exotic beauty on the cover of the DVD. Wearing skimpy lingerie, Dana spends a couple minutes crawling around and talking dirty to the camera. Once he partner appears, she acts like a woman possessed and literally swallows his cock. I really like dhow much eye contact she made while working him over. Dana gets violated in doggy style, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and spooning (with anal mixed in). In another strange ending, Dana takes a cumshot to the armpit – yes the armpit.

Scene 5 – Kelly Wells. Last up is Kelly, a tall blonde with a very naturally built body. After bending over and showing off her goodies, Kelly vigorously fingers her asshole for the camera. A well-hung guy walks into view and Kelly greets him with some head. She showed all the energy and enthusiasm you could hope for, letting him fuck her mouth almost the entire time. Showing off how flexible she is, Kelly gets nailed in some pretty astounding positions. As you might expect the scene ends with Kelly taking a load of nut juice to the face.

Final Thoughts: The action on this DVD might have been highly enjoyable at times, but for me it was missing that special "something". Most of the scenes felt very average, and I don't think they would hold up to repeated viewings. If you're a fan of director Dale Jordan or the girls it would make for a solid rental, but don't waste your hard-earned cash on purchasing it.