Shay Jordan: All American Girl
- Release date:
April 5, 2007 - Runtime:
1h 56m - Cast:
Ben English|Scott Nails|Marco Banderas|Samantha South|Addison Rose|Karlie Montana|Neveah|Angeline Marie|Celeste (III)|Shay Jordan|Joone|Samantha Lewis
Genre: All sex.
Director: Celeste
Cast: Addison Rose, Angeline Marie, Ben English, Karlie Montana, Marco Banderas, Neveah, Sammy Cruz, Scott Nails, Shay Jordan.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Shay Jordan.
Length: 01:56
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free sex.
Shay: All American Girl is an April, 2007 release from Digital Playground that features one of its then contract girls, Shay Jordan. As such, the movie is nearly a must see for porn fans who want to see as much as possible of this hotter-than-hot exotic star. Personally, I find Shay's unique and striking appearance extremely tantalizing. I think you will, too.
Shay: All American Girl was directed by Digital Playground's former contract director, Celeste. Celeste, as you may know, developed a highly unique style that you'll, well, either love or hate. I am, I think, one of the few critics who have consistently praised Celeste's work...because I love it!
What is so special about Celeste's directorial style that will make you either love her work or hate it? Celeste starts with some of the finest bodies in porn, puts them in highly unique and visually compelling situations, and has them fuck hard and passionately. In addition, Celeste often has her performers do slightly off-the-wall things during sex. For example, in this movie, Scott Nails pops all over the frosting on Shay's birthday cake. Of course, Scott scoops it up with his cock and feeds it Shay. That's not terribly edgy...however, it is so much more creative than the guy simply giving the girl yet another facial.
When Celeste captures her movies--or when the editor works on the footage in post-production--the action is slowed down slightly. To me, that's a real turn on because I really enjoy watching superb flesh move erotically in slightly slow motion. In particular, I enjoy watching sumptuous breast and ass flesh jiggle slowly as the girl gets pounded hard and deep. I also think that oral sex--both fellatio and cunnilingus--look superb when slowed down a bit. In particular, I think that finger-fucking looks better than ever in slo-mo! Female masturbation, too, is extremely erotic when viewed slower than normal. And, slowing down a woman's orgasm--so her facial expressions and body movements can be savored--is sublime.
So, what's to hate? Well, if you consider what would happen to the audio of the performers moaning in ecstasy if it those sounds were slowed down to be synced with the video, you'll immediately realize that it's absolutely essential for the real moans and groans to be replaced with an alternate soundtrack. Over the years, Celeste has artistically chosen absolutely sensational music to accompany each of her sex scenes. Even though I would prefer to hear the real sounds of sex as I watch the action, I understand the necessity for an alternate soundtrack. So long as the music is compelling and pleasingly supports the sex, I find the overall experience erotic and very stimulating.
It appears that Celeste's detractors have forced her to change her style. It is my understanding, after speaking with the director of public relations for Digital Playground, that all Celeste's movies shot after January 1, 2007 will have real soundtracks. I would assume, therefore, that the slow-motion quality of Celeste's movies has also gone by the wayside. Frankly, I think it's a shame. I will miss superb, sensual, and slow motion sex supported by excellent sensual music.
I do believe there is a compromise...and I've mentioned it numerous times to the folks at Digital Playground. Simply have three soundtracks: one with just music, another with just moans and groans, and the third with a combination of the two. Alternatively, it may be possible to provide on a DVD both a slow and sexy version of the movie and a hot and vocal one. Just a suggestion.
Check out some photos of the girls in Shay Jordan: All American Girl here. Pay particular attention to the numerous photos of exotic and erotic Shay Jordan. Enjoy!
Since I've extolled Celeste's directorial talents above in the Synopsis, you'll probably find it odd that I'm beginning this review by saying, I simply cannot recommend this movie to you. I never thought I would write such words about a Celeste movie. However, if I don't write the truth here, how can you trust what I say about other movies?
Before I tell you what turns me off about Shay: All American Girl, let me tell you ten things that are extremely right about it!
Well, it sounds like I really liked Shay: All American Girl. I did...from a visual perspective. But, the musical soundtrack ruined my enjoyment of this movie!
When a porn movie contains only visual depictions of sex and music, the music had better be good! Generally, I have found the music in Celeste's movies to be superb--well chosen to support a particular scene and a particular couple's, group's, or individual's sexual performance. This time, however, I found the rhythmic music to be excessively repetitive (it appears that the music is in a loop that repeats every few bars). Sadly, it gets worse. In Scene Three, a lovely and sensual girl/girl featuring Shay Jordan and Karlie Montana, the soundtrack actually sounds like guys laughing at the girls.
As I previewed Shay: All American Girl, I got so annoyed with the music that I had to turn off my speakers. Again, when the movie consists of only the visuals and music, the music must be an integral part.
You may very well find the music acceptable. However, since I couldn't stand it--and turning the soundtrack off is really not an satisfactory fix--I cannot recommend this movie to you. Yes, the scores for sex, video, and audio are first-rate. However, to me, the movie doesn't work.
Video (technical): the 16:9 widescreen video is superb. Celeste, in cooperation with Robby Dallas, director of photography, always does a great job. This movie is no exception. The video is fucking gorgeous from every perspective. Frankly, as I watched Shay: All American Girl, I repeatedly shouted out, "Damn, that's beautiful!" Even better, the video, shot in HD, looks clear-as-a-bell even when blown up to fill my computer monitor's 24-inch screen. This is not an HD or BluRay disc...but the image looks almost as good! Five stars.
Audio (technical): As is her style, director Celeste removed the natural sounds of fucking and replaced it with a music-only soundtrack. The music was superbly encoded on the disc in Dolby 5.1 Digital and sounds outstanding when cranked up loud on my computer's Harmon/Kardon speakers. Even though the music was superbly encoded on the disc as 5.1 Digital and SOUNDS outstanding, I do not like it. In fact, I had to turn off the speakers on my computer in order to watch Shay: All American Girl. Even so, from a technical perspective, the sound really couldn't be better. Five stars.
Extras: In addition to full motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per scene, and interactive menus, the Extras include a twelve and one-half minute behind the scenes featurette that is really quite enjoyable. It features delightful impromptu interviews with Shay and other girls; video of Shay eating her lunch (she deep-throats a pickle); extra (behind-the-camera) footage of the sex scenes; clips of Shay--naked or near naked--walking around the set or being made-up; and behind-the-scenes tomfoolery. You'll also find Shay Jordan's text biography, a photo gallery that can be controlled manually or as a four-minute automated slide show, and trailers 16 Digital Playground movies. Finally, Digital Playground's contact information is provided. From the perspective of quantity, this set of Extras is about average in today's adult marketplace. However, the quality of the BTS featurette raises the score to above average. Three and one-half stars.
Production Values: Absolutely superb--yet different and interesting--locations, sets, and props were used when Shay: All American Girl was captured. In addition, the wardrobe, make-up, and hairstyles were obviously well thought-out...they're certainly unique yet very sexy and attractive. In particular, the hairstyles and wardrobe worn by the girls somehow seems to coordinate with the scene's set and props. About the music? I fucking hate it (see my review above). Still, the superb visual production values earn this movie four stars.