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Seymore Butts

Genre: Straight

Condoms: None

Length: 150 minutes

Date Of Production: 6/24/05

Special Features: This release is very bare-boned when it comes to extras. Just a measly Photo Gallery, 800 Numbers, Cast Bios, and a bunch of Trailers. C'mon Seymore, give us more than that!

Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. The cover boasts over three hours of action, and when you add in all the crappy extras it is probably three hours. Due to this, the video had to be compressed causing the video quality to be merely adequate. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action, and if anything truly gives the feeling that you are watching a private (yet wild) moment between two adults. The audio was in 2.0 stereo but the cast rarely did anything other than moan and whimper (except for a few lines during the action) so this isn't a major issue.

Scene 1: Christie Lee. First up is Christie, a sexy brunette with a dynamite body. Seymore walks into his living room and finds Christie getting fucked doggy style and drinking a margarita (really). They then walk over to the couch sp Christie can give a fabulous blowjob. She was drooling all over the place in an effort to make a wet blowjob. Christie then gets fucked in a plethora of different positions including tons of anal. After nearly 40 minutes of banging, Christie takes a massive cumshot to her smiling face. This scene is classic Seymore Butts. The sex was lighthearted and playful, but also intense and nasty. Christie really looked like she enjoyed fucking on camera. Great scene.

Scene 2: Vicki Vette. Vicki is a classic blonde beauty with a figure that was just made for porn. Vicki is watching TV with her partner when they start to feel a bit frisky. The clothes quickly fly and before you know it Vicki is sucking cock and fingering his ass. The two swap oral for nearly 20 minutes before they start to knock boots on the couch. Some of the positions include: cowgirl, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style (all with anal mixed in). Vicki end up on her knees so he can jerk off inher face to reward her with a thick layer of many gravy. Another scene with good chemistry between the actors.

Scene 3: Amber Peach & Dillan Lauren. This scene is amazing. Seymore walks into a bedroom and finds his friend getting a blowjob from two gorgeous ladies. They really worked well together and put on a fabulous display of oral. Each girl then gets the chance to be the center of attention as her ass gets fucked in a series of different positions. I really liked how the other girl was constantly grabbing and licking any body part she could find. After having their asses violated, one of the girls gets a sloppy anal creampie. Two girls equals twice the fun in this scene.

Scene 4: Mari Possa & Lucy Lee. In Seymore's spacious bathroom we find two incredible girls and his buddy. The girls play with each other a little bit before they turn their attention to the guy. The give him the blowjob of a lifetime, often deep throating and gagging on it. While laying down on the bathroom floor, Lucy gets fucked up the ass. Her small frame had no trouble taking his entire member. The switch to a few different positions before the ladies jerk him off (at the same time) until he cums in their mouths. The girls worked great together in this scene, and really complimented each other nicely.

Final Thoughts: The latest installment in the Seymore Butts series is an instant classic. While relying on what has made the series so popular in the past, this release also adds fresh faces and new scenarios. Fans of the series will, without hesitation, want to pick this up for their collections. Also, anyone who has never had the opportunity to see a Seymore Butts DVD and is curious, might want to make their first purchase. Recommended. .