Introduction - Trixie



If you are a fan of bishojo games and have crashed the computer more than once trying to download naked pictures of the Sailormoon Scouts then I suggest checking out this hot new anime. Unnaturally buxom, scandalously clad, and seemingly barely legal anime girls pose as waitresses who battle evil while satisfying their raging hormones with the help of their somewhat naïve but ever willing young male boss. This DVD only contains two episodes (Order 1 Menu and Order 2 Menu) and sadly there are no extras. The language option is also limited to Japanese with English subtitles or just Japanese.



Order Menu 1 - Trixie



*SPOILER WARNING*




The first episode begins with a young male named Shuta inheriting his father's restaurant Alamode, which it turns out is a front for the Global Defense Agency. Shuta is surprised to find out that the hot waitresses working for him are also his sex warriors. The sex warriors are all named after scrumptious food items including Pudding, Jelly, Tiramishu, and Panciotti. Together they battle the evil King Lividoll who creates monsters that have a penchant for molesting young females. The twist in this anime is how the sex warriors receive their powers. You guessed it, sex and smiles. Shuta powers up the sex warriors through "connecting" with them and powering up their "emogauges". They also receive powers through the smiles of their customers in the restaurant. At the beginning of the episode a women named Misuzu is walking down the street alone and is attacked by a "Licky" Lividoll who proceeds to molest her with an extremely long tongue. The only thing the woman can say is that the situation is embarrassing, which seems to be a running theme throughout the episode. Sex warrior Pudding enters the scene to save Misuzu. Misuzu falls in love with Pudding and trains to become sex warrior Tiramisu. Misuzu explains her love for Pudding to Shuta, but he believes she is talking about him, so he proceeds to sexually satisfy her with his fingers and rub her breasts. Pudding just so happens to be spying and starts to rub on herself but is stopped by an alarm. This lesbian lust remains just that lust and is never fulfilled in the episode. Throughout this episode the one sexual act favored above the rest is fellatio. When Shuta is introduced to another female character Chiyoko, who trains the sex warriors, she greets him on her knees with an open mouth. In another scene Shuta helps save Jelly from a Lividoll and is rewarded with fellatio under the restaurant table. On some occasions there is straight up sex. Chiyoko "connects" with Shuta by having sex with him in the office several times and eventually he has sex with Pudding. The bad guy King Lividoll also "gets some action". In the first scene that he is viewed he is giving cunnilingus to an unknown female. Also the monsters he creates are all sexually obsessed with rubbing and licking their victims. The episode ends with Pudding having an orgasm, receiving super powers which include wings and nothing more to defeat the Lividolls, and the King Lividoll comically blowing himself up in his lair.



Overall this episode was interesting and should live up to fan service expectations. One major criticism of the DVD would have to be the subtitling, at times it was inconsistent and roughly translated which makes it difficult to follow the plotline. I am not an avid viewer of anime porn and, this goes against my role as a female viewer, but I thought there could have been more sex and less establishing of the storyline. The opening credits were way too long and uninteresting, they could have used the extra time for more sex scenes! The sex scenes were animated well, but too short in my opinion. The fight scenes between the Sex Warriors and the Lividolls were hilarious, and perfectly perverted. I rate this anime a Rent It.



Order Menu 2 – John



Order #2 starts off with our skimpily clad waitresses competing in the "Best Waitress Swim Event," and we are introduced to a new character, Ai. Ai sets out to embarrass Pudding by removing her top during the race, but Pudding accidentally loses her top and wins the race anyway. Ai resolves to get her revenge in the next competition the "Calvary Challenge," which leads to sexy results. All this leads to more competition between the girls and helps set up the rest of the episode. Ai turns out to be a restaurateur, and her competing restaurant nearly puts the Sex Warrior's out of business, since without the smiles from their customers they have no power. Shuta and Pudding go to investigate, and it turns out that the restaurant is serving more than just food. Pudding gets served a strap-on, while Shuta engages in intercourse with Ai. When they return back to Alamode, Chiyoko decides to investigate the incident further by sampling Shuta's semen, and proceeds to give him a "taste test." Shuta then returns to the restaurant to discover its' secret, and we find out that the mysterious King Lividoll, who has a grey penis, is behind everything. The Lividolls return, this time with a new addition, the "Fan Boy" who uses his fan to expose the girl's panties – how embarrassing! Luckily, the Sex Warriors discover the "Fan Boys" secret, and use their Sex Warrior power to defeat him (they unplug him from the outlet.)



This episode contains a lot more sex, and a lot more variety to the acts performed. Shuta deflowers the sexy virgin Nako, who appears in a traditional Japanese kimono. This scene has a little warmth, and even a little tenderness to it, until Pudding walks in on to the two, which leads to a confrontation (and some humorous subtitle misspellings) between her and Shuta. After a brief argument, Pudding and Shuta are back together and Nako decides to join in! Overall, the sex was a lot more interesting in this episode, but it still has a more humorous than sexy factor to it. Those looking for hot action should probably look elsewhere.



Conclusion - John Funny, irreverent and downright perverted, Sex Warrior Pudding definitely shows some potential, but as it is I can only rate it a Rent It. If Hustler increased the production values, perhaps with more language options, extras and more episodes per disc, I could see it being a good series for those who like their anime with a sexy, humorous twist. The second episode showed quite an improvement over the first, and I could see it developing a small fan base if the suggested improvements are made.