Official Judge Joe Brown Parody

Black Ice

Genre: Parody

Director: Tony Flush

Cast: Courtney Cummz, Stylish D., Jada Fire, DSnoop, Misty Stone, Nathan Threat, Sarah Vandella/Sara Sloane, Mark Anthony, Melrose Foxxx, Fredrick Way
Non sex roles: Brittany Blaze, Jasmine Ryder, Melody Nakai, Taylor Starr, Natasha Dulce, Janae Foxx, Savannah Heat, King James, Tha Wizard, Chad Diamond Length: 141:17 minutes

Date of Production: 2010

Courtney Cummz with Stylish D.

Extras: The best extra was the 7:38 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It was too short but had some cute moments, Fredrick getting slammed by Melrose. There was a popshot compilation from the scenes and a photogallery, some trailers included as well.

Condoms: None

Jada Fire with DSnoop

Audio/Video Quality: Official Judge Joe Brown Parody was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Tony Flush for Black Ice using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480i resolution. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain like most of Tony's works in the past, the overall look straightforward even with a minimal nod to soft focus a few times. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I commend the company for upgrading to some high end cameras awhile back, Tony ensuring that the ladies looked their best in all situations. The bitrate tended to hover around the 4.6 Mbps mark most of the time I paid any attention to it (but the numbers alone do not tell the whole story in this regard). The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them finding Tony's technical expertise matching the right look to make them look their best. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English using a 256 Kbps rate with the 48 kHz sampling rate most company titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard audio being okay for most consumers.

Misty Stone with Nathan Threat

Body of Review: Tony Flush is one of the best known directors of interracial sex in the porn industry, his many works for Black Ice garnering some acclaim. While I am more familiar with the director in his support team status, his latest release came in for review the other day, a title called Official Judge Joe Brown Parody. The movie is a parody of a television show focusing on lame lawsuits, the day time genre exploding since the days of “The People’s Court” years ago. The judge in the regular series is known for some wit, his urban appeal, and he method of solving disputes quickly as the people before him are made to look as stupid as possible, the pornified version played by Mark Anthony fairly well though his solutions tend toward more adult oriented reasoning. The back cover described the movie like this: “Time to grow up, get it together and pay up! Check out TV's favorite legal mind as he pounds his gavel with the sexiest plaintiffs and defendants ever to take the stand. These small-time squabblers are mixed up in some seriously dirty affairs and they're ready to prove their innocence by any means necessary! But Judge Joe Brown delivers the final outcome the extent of the penal code!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Sarah Vandella/Sara Sloane with Mark Anthony

Scene One: Courtney Cummz, the sexy contract gal showing her great ass on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first with dark skinned student Stylish D. as she gave him a tour of the studio. They flirted and that led to her tour extending to her own frisky little body, his interview expanded when she dropped to her knees to blow him. Her enthusiasm was noted and she threw herself into the act, using dirty talk and a lot of saliva to enhance the moment in an over the top kind of way. She then gave him a titty fuck and he licked her snatch a few times, both of them actively boning vaginally with intermittent taste testing. Courtney then moved into anal where he seemed overwhelmed by the tightness of her ass, both of her holes used until he launched his modest wad of genetic juice to her crotch and she tasted it.

Melrose Foxxx with Fredrick Way

Scene Two: Jada Fire, playing a curvy defendant in the court, was up next in a scenario where she walked into the bedroom of DSnoop, the guy masturbating on the bed. She laid down beside him and started masturbating with her pocket rocket vibrator, turning him on to the extent that he couldn’t resist her charms any longer, sucking on her tits before she worked his wand orally and jerked him off. Unlike the last scene, this one was less of a performance and more about Jada wanting to get off, her handiwork leading to the guy pounding her pussy but Jada coming across as much more passive than usual here. They went for it in various vaginal positions and he finished up by dropping a wad of population pudding on her tits.

Scene Three: Misty Stone, one of the most attractive women in porn, was up next with dreadlocked Nathan Threat, the couple doing it as retaliation for the previously described tryst. He was on the white living room couch and she explained the details to him regarding the lack of paid rent (as well as the cheating going on), Misty seductively tossing her leg over his as she made her move. She grabbed him and kissed him, soon straddling his lap as she began removing her clothing and offering him a titty to suck. Her skirt came off to reveal a skimpy black thong riding her ass cheeks and pussy, Misty kneeling before him to aggressively suck him off while using some hand to gland combat. A little of the hummer was done in POV fashion, Misty looking very desirable as she savored his rod in her mouth. The vaginal penetrative positions came next, Nathan tasting her pussy all too briefly though Misty conveying a sense of admiration for his cock as it hammered away in her snatch. It ended when he jerked off a round of spunk to her chest, Misty licking him one last time.

Scene Four: Sarah Vandella/Sara Sloane, the attractive babe seen on the upper middle portion of the front cover, was up next during a recess from court as she serviced the judge (Mark Anthony). She began hurriedly stripping off her sexy bailiff uniform and revealing her bountiful breasts and sweet ass cheeks, taking her place reclining on his desktop for him to feel up. He briefly ate her out and she spent considerably more time inhaling his massive manliness, the couple even moving into a 69 before he started nailing her pussy. He must have been too large for her to handle as actively as she usually rides but the doggy work showcased her fine ass rippling really well, the smile on her face advertising and her readiness to do more knob slobbing (even throating him completely) indicative of her service-oriented nature. She was more active during her cowgirl chair ride but it took more for him to eventually rub out a nut of semen all over her tits, both of them beaming as they rested up from their bout of boning.

Scene Five: Melrose Foxxx, a curvy redhead with tattoos and trashy clothing, was up last as she took on light skinned moper Fredrick Way. Her main complaint was in how poorly he was fucking her, his issue with premature ejaculation, the two bickering before he ruled that they spend a last night together in a nice hotel room paid for by the court. While the room looked more like a small bedroom of a track house, they decided to run with the judge’s plan, Melrose taking charge of things to show him what she liked. She had him recline on the bed as she unfastened his pants, sucking him to an almost-erection before climbing onto his pecker. Her ass cheeks rippled nicely and while he wasn’t man enough to go down on her, she appeared to have a decent time, becoming increasingly active with time. The scene finished off when he beat off a load of spew onto her chest, the humorous ending punctuating his lack of skills in the bedroom.

Summary: Official Judge Joe Brown Parody by director Tony Flush for Black Ice was cute enough to suggest as Recommended even if a number of major liberties were taken with the premise, the sexual exploits elevated thanks to Courtney Cummz, Sarah Vandella, and Misty Stone (to name a few). The replay and strokability were at least as solid as some of the major players in the porn parody market, the balance between story and sex elements always difficult to get right for the industry. In short, the Official Judge Joe Brown Parody had a decently selected cast, capable direction, and enough polished up nods to the original show that fans will appreciate the work that went into it, so if you want something a bit more interesting than the same vanilla porn parodies available all over the place, check this one out.