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Steve Ward here with this review of Cristoph Clark’s “Big Natural Tits 23”

Studio: Evil Angel

Director: Cristoph Clark

Genre: Gonzo, Big boobs, Anal

Condoms: none

Tech Aspects: This flick is presented in High Definition Widescreen 16x9. No Regional Coding.

Extras:

Trailers for “Bobbi Violates Europe”, “Anita Pearl is Fresh On Cock”, “Angel Perverse 16”, “Big Natural Tits 20, 21 & 22”, “Top Wet Girls 5”, “French Angels”, “Mandy Dee: From Russia with Lust”, Hungarian Angels”, “Dressed To Fuck 4”, and “Romanian Angels”

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Website info

Filmographies

Cumshot Recap

Cast list

CAST: Dominno, Jasmine Black, Roxy Taggart, Sensual Jane, Valery Summer, Rye, Peaches, Kamil Klein, David Perry, and Choky Ice

Overview:

Cristoph Clark is one of Evil Angel's most prominent directors. This dude is best known for his "Euro Angels", and "Hardball" series. I reviewed "Angel Perverse 16" a few months ago and it got a “Recommended” rating. “Big Natural Tits” is one of his most popular titles and the 23^rd edition of the series is the subject of this review.

One thing you folks will want to keep in mind is that Cristoph has anal in all his movies. So I'm betting there will be major ass gaping among other things in this flick. If that isn't your thing, you'll likely not be into this movie. Evil Angel Describes it like this:

"French auteur Christoph Clark returns to one of his true passions with the sumptuous, inviting Big Natural Tits 23. Among six amply endowed scenes are three girls-only boob bashes and three hetero hooter hootenannies. And Christoph includes some foot play and other fun fetishes for fans whose interests extend beyond the brassiere."

So let's see what we have here...

Dominno - Busty vixen who is turned on by vacation spots

Scene One: Dominno w/ Kamil Kein

So our opening scene starts with Dominno, A sexy euro brunette with enormous hooters walking into a room wearing a white, pinstriped top with a black and white patterned miniskirt and black lingerie. She reads what looks like a travel catalog for a bit, and then starts masturbating in front of a mirror (not the we can see it with her skirt still on.

Finally Kamil Klein walks in and starts slapping her knockers around, and this goes on, and on for what feels like eons. She gives him a hand job and some tittyfucking before indulging in a BJ that lasts for about 16 milliseconds. Finally she hops on his knob for some reverse cowgirl. They fuck for a good little while and end up in the spoon.

They go for some doggie while Kamil fights with his button up shirt, we watch her boobs bounce until they suddenly switch to a foot job (huh?). I guess the dude has a foot fetish because pretty soon he pops on her boobs and she shakes them around and... we fade out.

That's it?! Not to say the scene wasn't long and drawn out, but this is a Cristoph movie right? Where's the anal? I thought that was his trademark thing. Good thing I won't miss it, but the anal obsessed Cristoph fan is pissed right now. In any case, this scene is boring. The performances are a little dry and the pace is way too slow. Dominno is hot, but beyond that this scene is a pretty weak way to open a movie.

Jasmine (L) and Roxy (R) - Big boob lesbians cum first

Scene Two: Jasmine Black and Roxy Taggart

Our next scene starts with Jasmine Black, a thick black haired babe wearing an unflattering green dress, stand in front of a pillar checking out Roxy Taggart, a super sexy busty chick who also has black hair wearing black and white lingerie on the other side of a big pool. Jasmine calls Roxy over and the kiss and fondle each other a bit before going inside.

Inside the house, the two end up on a brown couch. Roxy's top has magically disappeared, and the make-out continues. Jasmine takes Roxy's booty shorts off and dines at the Y for a little while. Then they go for more foot play, Jasmine plays with Roxy's foot and eventually gets a toe fuck. Finally Cristoph delivers some anal after Roxy tongues Jasmine's booty hole for a bit.

Roxy works a vibrator in Jasmine's asshole while Jasmine masturbates. Jasmine cums and they kiss some more as the camera fades out. As with most G/G scenes, this one is pretty simple. Not much to describe but a lot to see. Jasmine has a little more enthusiasm here then she did when I last saw her in “Big Rack Attack 2”. Roxy is gorgeous, Looks like I get to see more of her in the next scene. This scene is significantly better than the last, maybe this should've been the first scene?

Roxy Taggart - So Sexy! I'm keeping an eye on this girl

Scene Three: Roxy Taggart w/ David Perry

Now we go back to the same pool we saw in the previous scene with one of the same girls. Roxy is now sporting an even sexier outfit, this time being a black fishnet bikini under a black fishnet dress. Mmmmmhmmmmm. Cristoph returns to form a bit by talking to her a bit with his unmistakable french accent. One of the things that makes me such a big Cristoph fan is that I always had a mental image of Pepe Le Pew behind the camera romancing the girls. It seems lately that he is more content with cheap muzak over the tease segments, but we get a little classic Cristoph here.

So she teases us with her sweater puppies and masturbates a bit, and then we get a bit of ass tease before she wanders over to David Perry who is just inexplicably jerking off by the pool and somehow nobody noticed until now. She lets him fondle her a bit and they quickly go inside so she can give him some BJ and tittyfucking love. They start the fucking in the spoon and switch to reverse cowgirl after a BJ break.

We get a little more BJ and then it's time for an anal dicking, which starts off missionary style. Funny thing is that every time they go for some BJ in between positions, Roxy quickly assumes that David is about to pop and makes the facial-ready face and has to be told to suck his rod. So we get some more anal in both reverse and standard cowgirl form, and then a tiny bit more vaginal before Roxy is ready to be creamed. David pops on her boobies and she squeezes them some more as we fade out.

I said it before, but Roxy is gorgeous. I really hope to see more of her in the future. Good scene: well shot, well lit, and well performed.

Valery Summer (L) and Sensual Jane (R) - Nothing says love like a double ended dildo

Scene Four: Sensual Jane and Valery Summer

Next we have Valery Summer, a brunette honey with a great ass wearing pink and black lingerie smoking and drinking champagne while flirting with Sensual Jane, a sexy, busty brunette wearing black lingerie. So they do the old “you ever had sex with a girl before?” routine and start kissing and playing with each others huge hooters.

They bring the champagne into play as Jane goes to work on Valery's cooter. Valery get's some more head and fingerfucking before she cums and then it's time for Jane to get hers. Valery plays with Jane's boobs and gives her a little tongue and then they bring a pink double sided dildo into the fun.

Jane gets the dildo fucking first but Valery eventually jumps on the other end for her own enjoyment. After a little more fun Valery takes the dildo in her booty hole while Jane eats her out. Jane gets her anal treatment doggie style and the two babes kiss while Jane masturbates until she cums.

Good scene, I always love the 2 sided dildos in lesbian scenes. Pretty formulaic but hot and fun to watch.

Rye - Busty newbie with arresting eyes, ready for making sex!

Scene Five: Rye w/ Choky Ice

So this scene features a chubby brunette with a very pretty face and green eyes named Rye. She is a bit shy at first wearing some pink and black lingerie. Cristoph tries to break her shyness and actually does a good job because by the time Choky Ice shows up, she is really slutting it up for the camera.

He quickly starts warming her up and eating at the Y and she returns the favor with a BJ and some tittyfucking. It isn't too long before he gives her the dick missionary style. As the scene progresses I got the vibe that they had really choreographed it because they went from one position to another like clockwork. From missionary, to doggie, to cowgirl, to reverse cowgirl, to spoon, and back to missionary.

Choky takes every chance to suck her big nipples and finally discharges a load on her large boobies. Cristoph got some great shots of her pretty eyes throughout the scene and caught up with her at the end to ask her if she enjoyed it, which I didn't need to her to answer to know she did. This girl did a nice job for it allegedly being her first scene. The chubby chasers ought to enjoy her, and the rest of us could at least appreciate the good chemistry that was displayed in this scene even though it was pretty generic. Not Bad at all.

Sensual Jane (L) and Peaches (R) - Models need love too, anal love!

Scene Six: Peaches and Sensual Jane

The last scene starts with Sensual Jane who you will recall from the fourth scene, Dressing up into some black lingerie which happens to include the obligatory “Hello Kitty” emblem. Then we see some photo shoot footage where we see Peaches, a lighter haired brunette with a great ass wearing a black corset and thong. After the shoot Peaches persuades Jane to have a little lesbo fun.

So they start off with Peaches enjoying Jane's jugs (I had to say that), and then we get into more of that darned foot fetish stuff which I still don't get. Although it's annoying, Cristoph did at least get it from Peaches' POV to offer a little bit of uniqueness. Then Peaches just dives into Jane's snatch and gives her some heavy fingerfucking while groping and sucking her Big Naturals.

And then guess what... More Foot Play! Peaches sucks and plays with Jane's feet and toes. After all that Peaches starts warming up Jane's asshole. Pretty soon Peaches is driving her fingers in Jane's ass while shoving a thumb in her cooch for good measure. Next we see Jane take a vibrator to her butthole while Peaches masturbates next to her. Jane cums quite loudly and Peaches quickly licks her cooter and ass clean.

Now we see Jane attempting some odd things with her boobs and Peaches' asshole, rubbing her nipples against Peaches' hole. Then Jane gives Peaches a rim before being subjected to a little facesitting while Peaches fingers her own hole until she cums. Finally the girls kiss a bit and Peaches asks “So are you ready for some photoshooting?” to which Jane replies “I'm ready for some sleep”. I can understand that. Fade to end credits. Decent scene, a little long but it's hot and full of passion so i'm satisfied.

Final Thoughts:

Y'know this was a tough one. I wanted to give this one a “Recommended” rating because there is some really hot stuff here, but there is some elements that brought this movie down for me. First off, what's with all of the foot fetish stuff? I am all for foot fetish, but in it's own movie. This is a big boob movie and I tended to forget that while watching it.

Secondly, half the movie is Girl/Girl. I didn't expect that going in, and if you're the type that finds the lesbian stuff to be boring; that will be a huge setback for you. Finally, the first scene was lame, plain and simple. I had seen that same pairing in “Rocco's Psycho Love 2” not long ago and that was a very memorable scene, so I don't know what happened here but it was slow and boring.

Conversely, there is some really hot material here too. I'm now a fan of Roxy Taggart who is stunning. The scene with her and Jasmine Black is pretty damn hot. So this movie is worth watching, but I cannot in good reviewership recommend buying this one. It just doesn't hold up as well as other Cristoph movies. So “Rent It”, and enjoy yourselves!

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