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Grease XXX: A Parody

Adam & Eve

Genre: Parody, Musical

Director/Writer: Will Ryder

Cast: Riley Reid, Seth Gamble, Gaia, Chad Diamond, Brooklyn Chase, Coco, Kiera King, Ritchie Calhoun, Adriana Chechik, Anthony Rosano, Talon, Trinity St. Clair, Kurt Lockwood
Non-sex roles: Melody Jordan, Rebecca Bardoux, Evilyn Fierce, James Bartholet, Ron Jeremy, others not credited

Length: 105:37 minutes

Date of Production: 8/29/2013

Extras: The healthy selection of extras started with a 26:52 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, various clips from the sets and with people getting ready for their roles included. Then came a story only version of the movie that lasted 30:17 minutes, a photogallery, a section with all six music pieces, a replay of the introduction menu, some spam, and a few trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Grease XXX was shot in anamorphic widescreen by director Will Ryder for Adam & Eve. The crew consisted of art direction by Scott Davis, second camera (after Will) by Miles Long, Cyrus Weatherbee handling Film & Sound editing, Will tackling various other roles (as did David and others) but this was shot on a tight budget with a short time frame compared to some of Will’s previous efforts. Thankfully, the team came through so while the resolution was not as crisp as his previous works and the editing was a bit rushed, the feature elements (particularly the musical numbers) were top notch as entertainment. The movie lacked the continuous company watermark seen on the lower right hand corner of the screen and the lighting appeared to be capably handled, as were the green screen effects. The aural components were what set the movie apart, the stereo added in post production but the vocals clear and the musical pieces certainly the best you will find anywhere (yes, even better than Will’s “Wizard of Oz” and other runner up works out there). The singers were Penny Pax (who had auditioned for the role of Sandy-see the clip on Youtube), Kiera King, Seth Gamble, Ron Jeremy, Axel Braun, Drew Rose, and Brent; Melody Jordan was the choreographer and had a small role too.

Body of Review: Will Ryder has long been known as the man that revitalized the parody market in porn, others building on that success in a way few realize. Will now works as a gun for hire for companies like Adam & Eve, their deep pockets allowing him to finance his creative visions with movies like Grease XXX: A Parody. The original was a product of the 70’s about high school teenagers in the 50’s casting actors that were almost in their 30’s for great financial success. The porn version, shot back in August of this year, closely emulated the music and lyrics of the original using performers much closer in age to the written characters, the songs all about open sexual trysts in a way the original would never have been allowed to portray. Starring sexual dynamo Riley Reid as Sandy and Seth Gamble as Danny, the feature elements worked very nicely to incorporate the music in a way few have dared try for fear of lawsuits, the sexual matters using a lot of blowjobs and vanilla acts to expand the vision of the original. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Riley Reid, the little hotty featured on the front cover, was up first before the credits rolled to slob the knob of Seth Gamble, also on the cover. It was a short, quick hummer with ample hand to gland friction and a few streamers, Riley efficiently milking his nuts of genetic juice to open the show. I’d carry on about it but the beach set was minimal and other than the funny wig she wore as she knelt down on her knees in the one piece white bathing suit, it was hardly a challenge for her to throat the guy to completion. She did appear to swallow as much of the baby batter as ended up on her chin for those keeping track.

Scene Two: Gaia, a curvy brunette playing a foreign exchange student, walked up to Chad Diamond to blow him, no cues or tease needed. She simply dropped down, pulled his cock out and started working him in the hallway as the rest of the T-Birds and Pink Ladies watched, the guy jerking out a considerable amount of population pudding all over her head before James Bartholet (in drag) broke it up to send then to the office.

Scene Three: Brooklyn Chase and Coco were up next in bed together after extolling the many virtues of carpet munching to their fellow Pink Ladies. They sucked titty and gobbled gash in their retro underwear, Brooklyn shaved clean while Coco had a carpet reminiscent of the time period the movie was set in. I haven’t seen that much hair since Ron Jeremy took off his shirt. In any case, they fingered each other and the camera bounced around a bit much, some clumsy framing weakening it but the mutual love of pussy making this one okay to watch a time or two despite the lack of spunk. It ended when they rubbed their pussies together and kissed, the musical interlude quite cute.

Scene Four: Kiera “Rizzo” King, the curvy brunette with the good pipes (she was one of the actual singers in the movie), was up next in the principal’s office at night with Ritchie “Kenickie” Calhoun. They kissed while he was all over her, her busty bosoms tended to orally before she reciprocated with a short blowjob and he gave her a lot more head. Kiera was shaven and his fingering led to some vaginal pounding, the gal picking up speed when they switched from the desk to the couch where she impaled herself and ground her hips on him. She did some taste testing before the doggy drained his nuts dry of splooge, the gal taking a facial.

Scene Five: Adriana Chechik, Gaia, Anthony Rosano, and Talon were up next in the garage after the tribute song to “Greased Lightning” that I liked so much. Adriana was the main draw here in her traditional black lingerie with garters and stockings. She paired up with Anthony at first while Talon and Gaia peeled off their coveralls to get naked. Gaia easily throated Talon with jerking him off, Adriana preferred Anthony eating her ass and pussy instead. Adriana did eventually open her mouth to his pecker though, the lean hotty bending over to get plowed about the same time as Gaia did. They switched partners and boned away from there, Adriana sporting a neatly trimmed beaver and Gaia bald, before the ending facials of ball batter were cumswapped by the ladies.

Scene Six: Trinity St. Clair, portraying “Frenchy” in the diner after her hair tinting mishap, was up next with Kurt Lockwood as her guardian angel. As innocent as Frankie Avalon was as the teen angle in the original, Kurt was perfectly placed as the sleaze ball trying to get in her pants (and the musical number with all the dancers was appropriate), the guy already sporting a turgid rod as he walked over to kiss her. She dropped down to blow him, focusing on the head while her hand stroked the shaft, some POV thrown in before he ate her shaven slit and tongued her ass. After some extensive fingering, he took her in doggy style, whispering to her before a few more positions of vaginal sex led to him beating off a round of spew to her stomach (Kurt then seen in a more appropriate position afterwards).

Scene Seven: Riley Reid, up last as the evolved Sandy in her black satin outfit stretched so tight across her frame, then took care of Seth Gamble one last time. She was sucking him off in POV much more enthusiastically this time as the ambient sounds of the carnival played too loud in the background, her hands and mouth working in unison to polish his scepter before he snacked on her hair snatch. While the carpet didn’t match the drapes, he didn’t seem to care as he licked and fingered her, the gal then bouncing merrily on his pecker as he porked her pussy. They finished up with a spooning position and him busting a nut of sperm on her all natural boob, the gal giving him some post coital head before the credits rolled.

Summary: Grease XXX by director Will Ryder for Adam & Eve was the kind of movie that the company should have been making for years now, the parody elements quite close, the dirty music pieces closer than anything else you will find on the porn market (much closer in terms of the words and actual music than Will’s previous works which were always better than the competition), and the thematic aspects resulting in a very entertaining movie even if the movie was heavy on blowjobs (two “scenes” were short hummer-only bits, several of the other scenes decidedly heavy on oral). The imbalance between the sexual aspects and the feature elements made it tough to rate, people buy porn for sexual trysts rather than overall entertainment, but I gave it a Recommended even if I think it should be up for all kinds of awards (parody, music, comedy) thanks as much to great original material to emulate to Will’s skills in the musical world. In short, Grease XXX: A Parody should be the kind of movie that sells boatloads to couples and others that are looking for a departure from the hardcore nature of gonzo but want a familiar story to split up the scenes rather than to hardcore raincoater types that read about smut. If you have any interest at all in porn parodies, Grease XXX should be on your holiday shopping list along with “Wizard of Oz XXX” and “The Love Boat XXX” (among others), Riley Reid and Seth Gamble looking more age appropriate than their mainstream counterparts did decades ago when the original was made.