2008, 2:21 plus extras

Director: Jonalungus

With: Shane Diesel, Shawna Lenee, Keira Night (Aurora Chase), Teagan Hart (nonsex), Riley Shy, Paris Gables, Renae Cruz, Nika Noire (nonsex), Justice Young (nonsex)

Middle-aged, sandpaper-headed stud Shane Diesel, aka Blackzilla, goes hunting, as usual, for young white girls in this number, whose title indicates the racial tropes Diesel and director Jonalungus are capitalizing on. The antebellum cliché of the white plantation owner's fear of his women being raped by his slaves is played for all its worth, albeit in a modern, somewhat comic setting. Good-naturedly but with purpose, Diesel continually urges his conquests to say, "I love that big n----- dick," or some variation thereof; at the end of the scenes, as cum drips off their chins, he asks the girls, "What would your daddy think now?" It's all in good, horny fun, of course, but it's still a little queasy. To their credit, the girls don't utter the N-word on their own, and one of them, Renae Cruz, won't go along, telling Diesel, "That's not good to say."

Be that as it may, this disc is a major erection-inducer, thanks to the top-quality starlets assembled. Shot (on video) in the time-honored tradition of John (Buttman) Stagliano, each scene is set up as a casual encounter between strangers, with the swaggering Diesel and his mostly unseen but often heard wingman Justice picking up girls on the street and coaxing them back to private quarters. Buttman did it more convincingly, but there is such a nice looseness to the girls' banter that you almost believe it's for real. In true gonzo fashion, there is no attempt to hide the presence of the camera, and the performers often look and speak directly into it.

Each of the five scenes includes voracious cocksucking (though the girls can barely swallow more than just the head of Diesel's extremely thick dick), long-lasting pussy and asshole licking, and humping in every possible position. There is no anal intercourse, probably for good reason, considering the damage that could be done with that fat thing.

Scene 1. Shane and Justice step out of a San Fernando Valley bar and stroll along in the bright sunlight until they spot pigtailed Latina cutie Renae Cruz, who's carrying a guitar case and tells them she's on her way to a lesson. But, of course, she agrees to hang out with these strangers instead. As soon they're in an apartment, Renae is licking Shane's bald head and telling him, "You can rub these," as she proffers her beautiful boobs. She jumps away at first sight of Shane's extremely thick dick, but quickly reapproaches. She's a giggler and plays the "little girl" thing to the hilt. But she fucks just like a woman, and takes the jism on her pretty face.

Scene 2. Cruising the supermarket aisles, Shane and Justice happen upon blonde sweetie Riley Shy, dressed in shorts and flip-flops. They recommend a certain brand of bagels, and before you know it, Shane has Riley on a backyard bench, offering her his salami. Inside, she reveals her perfect body and masturbates a bit before sucking away. After lots of sex, Riley's tongue gets a schmear and she swallows it down.

Scene 3. Out on a cold day, the guys pick up Paris Gables, who stands not just because of her stunning blondeness, but because she's in a short, short skirt. She admits to having had sex for money when she's hard up, but will pass on the boys' offer today. Shane gives her his card, and the guys drive off. But wouldn't you know it, the big guy's phone rings two minutes later: Paris has changed her mind. Lucky us. Back in Shane's apartment, she immediately grabs his groin and is shortly triple-fingering her own ass and feeding the fingers to Shane. During their heated humping, they spit repeatedly into each other's mouths. Paris' chin receives the final fluid.

Scene 4. Shane and Justice prove it is possible to drive up to and proposition two 19-year-olds on a suburban street and not get arrested. Keira Night and Teagan Hart agree to go for a ride and have a lighthearted discussion with their instant friends about whether they've ever fucked a black man. Keira hasn't but she has fantasized. Well, Shane will make that dream come true. Back at his house, he starts rubbing blue-eyed brunette Keira's lovely legs and has the two girls kiss. But Teagan decides it's not her scene and departs, leaving young Keira to blow and boink. Miraculously, even before the cum is wiped off Keira's lips, Teagan returns. Note: The young brunette, who has been in only a handful of porn titles, is billed in the opening montage as Keira Night and calls herself Keira when introducing herself to the boys, but in the scene menu and the final credits she's Aurora Chase.

Scene 5. Shane is at home playing chess (!) with exotic-looking friend Nika Noire when literal girl next door Shawna Lenee comes calling. Apparently, her exercise ball flew over the fence into Shane's pool and she needs his help to retrieve it. But she can't come in because Daddy won't allow it - he has started a petition to get Shane out of the neighborhood for reasons Shane concludes are racial. Laughing that off, he helps the blonde, pigtailed hottie (and DVD cover girl) to get her big black ball, then offers to let her play with his big black balls. The Jenna Elfman type giggles as she tries to down Shane's dong, but it's no laughing matter when he starts eating and fucking her, including an expertly contorted reverse pile driver. Ever the prankster, Shane has Shawna call her daddy while he's splitting her rails and playing with her erect clit. She proceeds to give our guy a little foot job before taking it on the chin.

                                                     THE DVD

Besides the two-and-half-hour main feature, this disc offers lots of extras, chiefly a half-hour bonus scene culled from "Valley's Most Wanted," a spoof of the Jamie Kennedy white-rapper comedy "Malibu's Most Wanted." Kennedy lookalike Danny Wylde gets his ass beat in hoops by fit black chick Marie Luv; they repair to a room to continue the physical workout. There's as much race-based humor here as in the main program, with Marie moaning, "That white chocolate's good!"

Among other extras are a quickly paced photo montage, a rundown of DVD web sites (including the brilliantly titled teencumdumpsters.com) and four trailers: the aforementioned "Valley's Most Wanted," "My Daughter's Fucking Blackzilla #15," "My Wife's First Monster Cock, Volume 13" and "Daddy's Worst Nightmare 11."

There's not much waiting for action once you pop the disc in. After the FBI warning and copyright pages, it goes right to a montage of the action to come, then the main menu. Click on scene selections and you get full-motion frames of the five scenes, with each girl's name listed.

The first scene is in 4:3 full frame, but the rest are in 16:9 widescreen. The stereo sound is just fine, though in the first scene, shot on a busy street, a truck roaring by drowns out some of the dialogue.

                                          THE LAST WORD

Young, hot and horny ladies, including one relative newcomer to porn, have lots of fun with Shane Diesel's majorly circumferenced cock in this gonzo title. Some viewers may be discomfited by the overriding and hardly subtle racial theme, but most others will take it all in stride. Good extras help make this a smart buy for fans of the genre.