The Movie:
What better way to spend two hours than to watch girls masturbating? Why, I can't think of anything cooler than that. So it's with great pride that I took a look at Real Girls Masturbating – Volume 1.
Girl #1 – Vanessa is a smokin' little number of Hispanic origin who gets herself all hot and bothered while doing some 'work' in her kitchen. Soon into this clip she lets her fingers do the walking, right down her blue and white polka dot dress to her holiest of holies. Shortly thereafter she makes it to the bedroom, where she disrobes and puts on a rather enthusiastic performance in extreme close up.
Girl #2 – Cris is the hottest of the bunch. All decked out like a Japanese school girl, she starts her homework like any good student would, but soon enough, she brings out her Hello Kitty vibrator for a study break and takes off her clothes for a little educational fun, only to clean it off when she's done, using her tongue.
Girl #3 – Adina Jewel is a lovely black girl with extremely long legs who gives herself a rub down with some lotion. Of course, she can't keep her hands off herself and eventually they move downtown and all around until she busts out her personal pleasure device and puts it to good use.
Girl #4 – Gen Padova gets tired of her book so finds a better thing to do with her time – bust out a dildo and stick it in her fun cave! She's an energetic young blonde lass who seems to enjoy her work.
Girl #5 – Nika DeVita comes home from a rough day at the office and decides to work out all that wrought up tension by stripping down and using her nimble fingers in the best way possible. This very pretty brunette puts on quite a show and even gets her pantyhose into the act a little bit.
Girl #6 – Mollie Monroe is sitting in her job interview when the boss asks her to go to the back office and prove to her how bad she wants the job by taking off her clothes and giving her a private performance. She complies, of course, and strips down, proceeding to finger both holes with admirable skill and dedication. Hopefully she got the job.
Girl #7 – Sinnamon Love is a foxy young black girl who, while laying on her couch, decides it's time for some self gratification. She puts on her birthday suit and shows the camera what she's made of – and it appears to be silicon, as her breasts look very fake. She did have a nice piercing though, and it was fun to watch her play with it.
Girl #8 – Shine tells the camera about problems she's having with her fiancé who is unable to satisfy her. Despite this, she loves him, but she needs to get off just like the rest of us and is having second thoughts. The sex therapist behind the camera tells her to sit back, and eventually, has her get to know herself sexually by masturbating, in hopes that it will restore her sexual relationship with her fiancé. She does, and they all live happily ever after.
The direction on this disc is really basic. It looks like it was shot with a single video camera and it's basically placed in front of the girls while they do their thing and doesn't movie around much at all. While this is effective in capturing the action and I suppose give you the sense that you're there watching it, it also gets rather stale rather quickly.
Overall, the girls are cute and enthusiastic with their work, even if the ones that have a semi-plot to work with can't act their way out of a paper bag. If watching girls get it on solo if your bag, then you'll probably eat this one up.
The DVD
Video:
This was shot on video and is presented full frame. There are quite a few scenes where mpeg compression artifacts are quite visible and even a little distracting. Other than that, besides some mild video noise present throughout, this movie looks decent enough. It's well light with reasonably good color reproduction, at least by video standards.
Sound:
The audio has likely been recorded by the videocamera as it sounds a bit flat and muffled. There isn't much dialogue though, so that doesn't hamper things too much and it's not hard at all to make out the various 'oooh's and 'awwws' and 'that feels good' that is uttered throughout.
Extras:
Besides the main feature, there is a small photo gallery showcasing each one of the girls from the feature, as well as a preview clip of two 'barely legal' type girls who get it on with each other.
Final Thoughts:
Some of the more fetishy stuff is interesting, like the school girl and the girl with the panty hose, but overall, watching Real Girls Masturbating Volume 1 gets a little flat. I suppose though that it's perfect in ten minute doses so on that level, it is a successful piece.
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