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Totally Unprofessional 2

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mike John

Cast: RayVeness, Mike John, Kaci Starr, Sierra Skye, Alia Janine, Jessica Bangkok

Length: 188:12 minutes

RayVeness

Date of Production: 12/28/2010

Extras: The best extra was the 23:59 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, Sierra Skye and Alia Janine in photoshoots comprising the majority of footage. There was also a pop shot recap, a cast list, a photogallery, and trailers for some of Mike's other titles.

Condoms: None

Kaci Starr

Audio/Video Quality: Totally Unprofessional 2 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480p resolution). The lighting was good, limiting the grain and other visual flaws, the POV camera angle making it look really good at times. The composition of the shots was largely enhancing and whether this had anything to do with the crew assisting or not (he fired them for one scene), his expertise is always welcome in a hardcore porno as far as I'm concerned. There were no major compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 5.1 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention) and the fleshtones were more accurate than several of Mike's recent efforts, helping make it stand out in certain ways for me. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.

Sierra Skye

Body of Review: Mike John is one of the most well respected POV directors in porn these days, his other gonzo efforts yielding him scores of deserved awards too, especially his works for Jules Jordan Video. His latest release is called Totally Unprofessional 2, a series of five scenes where Mike himself engages in various forms of copulation with a host of attractive women in five lengthy scenes. While all of them appeal to me in some manner or other, RayVeness, Kaci Starr, and Alia Janine were my favorites going into the fuck flick, Mike servicing all of them to the best of his abilities, a limited bit of POV camera action included to spice things up. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Alia Janine

Scene One: RayVeness, the busty MILF seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up first as she paraded around the living room in her animal print top and blue jeans, her ass allowed to hang out while Mike John sang her praises. The tease continued as he followed her around the house, Mike setting down his camera to start warming her up with his hands and mouth. She then blew him in POV fashion, slipping his pecker inside her pussy for an active ride with a lot of taste testing between positions. It ended when he rubbed out a nut of genetic juice to her crotch as she laughed, his seed coating her pussy as she fingered herself to orgasm.

Jessica Bangkok

Scene Two: Kaci Starr, the youthful babe seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she was interviewed in bed by Mike John, her neon blue shorts and light colored top not lasting long at all. She was naked with her legs spread and Mike going down on her in no time, her own oral efforts not as proficient as the last hotty but fun all the same. She was an active rider and seemed to like the guy too, his own hand beating off a modest round of population pudding to her torso and arm.

Scene Three: Sierra Skye, the thick gal with light hair seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up next with Mike John as she posed and was interviewed, masturbating until Mike went down on her on the tan couch. Her blue jean shorts and black top remained on her frame for awhile but her tits were taken out to help with her blowjob on the guy, the fleshy gal seemingly enjoying the POV action enough to keep going when he launched his load of spunk into her face. The vaginal work after that seemed to show how much he likes chicks made for comfort over speed, no visible second pop noted when I observed it.

Scene Four: Alia Janine, the thick brunette seen on the upper middle of the front cover, was up next as she was interviewed by Mike John. She wore a light yellow top far too small for her frame and some short cut off blue jeans, Mike scanning her body a lot during the tease. He joined her on the ottoman where she blew him enthusiastically and gave him a titty fuck, Mike eating her out before boning her snatch like he owned it. The cameras were again slightly off in terms of the color and tint but the series supposes this kind of thing and it merely showed the edits more abruptly. In any case, they continued with the oral and vaginal sex until Mike busted all over her face from a titty fuck, the couple resuming after a break for even more action before he tossed off again on her abdomen.

Scene Five: Jessica Bangkok, the Asian gal featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover was up next while naked out by the pool of Mike John. He focused mostly on her tits but the cold water drove her crazy as she climbed into the pool with him. They soon left and were in the aforementioned living room, her colorful dress barely holding her tits in. Mike soon started fingering her under her skimpy black panties, removing them to go down on her and so she could masturbate. He then allowed her to blow him aggressively which led to some vaginal action, the intermittent oral included with her last hummer draining him dry of spunk.

Summary: Totally Unprofessional 2 by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video was a decently made porno using a solid cast of cute women for the director to use as needed. There was no anal or circus act sex but each tryst had merit to it that elevated the replay value and strokability so I rated it as Recommended. In short, Totally Unprofessional 2 might not set the world afire in terms of interpersonal chemistry or weird sex acts that few outside Olympic athletes could emulate but gals like RayVeness and others were well worth watching and earned their keep here.