Genre: Gonzo, POV, Big Tits

Director: Mike John

Cast: Katie St. Ives, Sara Stone, Baby Cakes, Rayveness, Rachel Love, Mike John

Length: 177 minutes

Date of Production: 7-17-2010

Extras: The special features has a very nice looking photo gallery, cumshot recap, a cast list, web access, and several trailers. Those Mike John Productions trailers are Jerk Off Material 5, Sperm Overload 3, Praise The Load 5, No Cum Dodging
Allowed 11, Racially Motivated 2, and Boobaholics Anonymous 6.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are good.

Overview: Totally Unprofessional is by Mike John Productions and distributed by
Jules Jordan Video. In this outing, director Mike John has chosen
several of his favorite female adult stars to show the audience that
even an amateur can use several cameras to film a sex scene. However,
Mike John has personality and beautiful women to fuck whereas an amateur
may lack both factors, but since digital cameras are easier and a whole
lot inexpensive to attain nowadays and some women may be more receptive
to perform in a porno, I give the amateurs a whole lot of credit to try
to enter this industry. The competition is good. Now going back to
Totally Unprofessional, Mike John has made another entertaining movie
that porn fans will enjoy. Not only is there good sex that feels natural
and not pushed or totally fake, but chemistry between the ladies and
the director is cute. It is apparent that everyone gets along extremely
well and that the atmosphere during the filming is relaxed. It's that
quality that makes Mike John one of the most solid directors around and
why many starlets want to work with him again. .

Scene One: Katie St. Ives and Mike John are in a snowy location where the excitable
and fun-loving young woman shows some tits and ass outdoors. When the
pair head inside, she takes a shower. Some titty play occurs before the
fella joins her and feels her up. The horny woman sucks his meaty
plaything in a solid and playful manner and plays with it on her nice
looking titties. There are very good POV shots during her blowjob.
Moments later, Katie jacks him off on her face. Now, the action moves
onto the bed where they have dried off. The twosome look good together
as he eats her muffin for a while. Some 69 action follows with her on
top. The young lady gets turned-on a whole lot. When the vaginal
screwing occurs, the action flows nicely. Once again, her facial
expressions tell the whole story. Mike is like a machine in that he cums
several times. Not only does she make him cum on her sex spot, but she
also jacks him off again after they have more sex. Parts of their
performance is emotional even though it does not feel mega-high
intensive. It feels natural. This is a very good opening scene and it
makes the viewer anticipate that this film may be a very, very good one.

Scene Two:  Sara Stone is wearing a bikini. She and the director get along extremely
well while talking. Then, they head outside by the pool where she
provides a good and hearty blowjob on our director. Later, the camera
follows her hot looking ass as she walks towards the house. Some doggie
action is also shown. After the brief screwing, Sara resumes her oral
work of his manhood indoors and then, he tastes her passion fruit and
fondles her titties. The energetic fucking activity follows where he
missionaries her on the bed near the fireplace. Both of their
enthusiasms are very good as this pair give the audience a solid
performance. It is evident that Sara and Mike are putting forth total
effort with good heat. I really like the spooning action where we get to
see a good view of her hot looking body. The doggie activity is also
nicely done, but it was too short. After more activity by the twosome
such as a more meatier doggie session, some effective solo action by the
pretty woman, and an aggressive tit fuck, the guy cums on her. This hot
performance is an effective follow-up from Mike's previous scene. Not
only does Sara's beauty linger in the minds of the viewer, but also her
lovely breasts and stimulating cocksucking behavior have long-lasting
remembrances.

Scene Three: Baby Cakes and the director sit on a couch. Soon, he is caressing her
breasts and then, she rubs his groin. They have nice chemistry. Next,
she pleasures his dick with her tongue and mouth. The oral action on
their sexual playgrounds are turn-ons. Next, the personal level rises
when he has his dick inside her. Later, we see Mike with a camera to
capture the POV activity. Afterwards, he cums on her breasts. After a
break, the action is set in a different room where they are getting it
on on a bed. She sucks his worthy cock before the screwing session
resumes between them. Once again, Mike has chosen a woman to screw that
looks good with him. Baby Cakes' facial expressions during the doggie
action look cool. However, the remaining sexual activity is not too
inspiring though. At the end, he unloads himself on her boobs.

Scene Four: Rayveness and the talented director are in the bedroom where there is
some frisky behavior, chit-chat, and photo shots before the lucky dude
gets his cock orally stimulated by the lovely and endearing woman. She
applies a hot looking cocksuck that can make any guy's dick hard and
wanting to explode. The missionary moments feel personally emotional and
look quite appealing as the camera give the viewer tight shots of the
woman's demeanor and body especially their active sexual regions. There
is some down time where Rayveness shows off her lovely breasts right at
the camera. The tight close-ups are hot. Then, the action resumes with
her sucking his cock on the bed. It is interesting how they behave like a
real-life couple filming themselves having sex on film. Everything
about them feels natural and at ease. Her blowjob action is steamy and
sensual. The spoonful of pleasure raises the energy level and the shots
of her ass during the doggie and cowgirl moments are incredible. Later,
he shoots his load on her tummy. Of course, this is not the end of the
man's talents as he spoons her from behind. Some energetic anal
penetration is shown at this point and Rayveness continues to capture
the audience's attention with her remarkable performance. Finally, he
cums inside her.

Scene Five: After some brief tease action and kissing activity by Rachel Love on the
bed, the woman concentrates on his dick where she applies a determined
cocksuck. Her facial expressions and hand stroking show that she wants
to pleasure him immensely. This blond hottie looks remarkable and I
really like how she quivers on the bed throughout the screwing moments.
It allows the viewer to care about her. Rachel never takes a bad shot
from the camera. She is a true beauty. The director and the cutie have
good chemistry. His first cumshot is on her receptive open mouth. A nice
looking cowgirl follows where we see her ass and body quiver
magnificently again. Then, the pretty woman sucks his dick again as the
POV shots enhance her beauty and fondness for the fellow. Next, their
missionary session feels very personal and intimate. Finally, he
releases his man juice inside of her luscious pussy.

Final Thoughts: From start to finish, Totally Unprofessional is a delight. Katie St.
Ives is cute and that cuteness continues throughout the movie as each
woman brings her own special quality and personality to their
performances. These ladies are very likable and endearing that the
viewer will become fans of them especially for Sara Stone, Rayveness,
and Rachel Love. This trio of personable and beautiful women has the
scenes that the audience will want to replay over and over with plenty
of strokeability moments. Rayveness has shown that she is ageless in
both appearance and talent. She ends up having the best performance
again. With her role in the XCritic Pick Wicked Pictures' Couples Camp
that could give her a supporting actress nomination for the AVN awards
along with her lead role in Girlfriend Films' Pin-Up Girls and Vince
Vouyer's The Black and The Beautiful, this veteran has had a remarkable
year. I highly recommend this film. Mike John did an awesome job and I
hope that there will be a Totally Unprofessional 2 in the near future.