GENRE: Women's

DIRECTOR: Sindee Cox

CAST: Joey Ray, John West, Jezebelle Bond, Taylor Lynn

RUNNING TIME: 85 minutes

EXTRAS: Behind the scenes, photo gallery, scene selection, Inpulse network trailer

BODY:

Through the years, the cowboy has stood as both an American icon and a timeless sex symbol; one that never fails to set fire to the female imagination.

Last year, in fact, we saw a major cinematic release about two gorgeous, sexy cowboys who looked spectacular in jeans and made passionate love -- to each other.

OK, I realize that "Brokeback Mountain" was a beautifully made film and a compelling statement about human rights. Even so, we ladies need a cowboy fantasy romance all our own. And "Ranch House Lust," a new release from Lennox Films (a division of Inpulse Pictures), fits the bill quite nicely. Plus this film is hardcore -- always a plus in my little pink book!

The film features Joey Ray, an underrated porn actor who resembles a male model and is the perfect choice to play a Marlboro Man-style romantic hero.

The movie, shot beautifully on film, features two sex scenes set in a sprawling ranch setting -- and an exciting grand finale in which Ray seduces and makes love to a lucky date (oh gawd he even sucks her feet!) in the living room of his provincial country home.

Ray also shines in the first outdoor scene; the second features John West, another very attractive actor with a bodybuilder physique, who wears some downright adorable overalls (with no shirt underneath, natch)and makes love to a woman atop a tractor.

It should be noted that, unlike most examples of prime femme porn, "Ranch House Lust" does not feature any framing storyline or romantic dialogue -- actually, the film features only one spoken line, which is as follows: "Ahhhhhhh! Fuck me!!!" Sorry if that qualifies as a 'spoiler.'

But really, Ladies; these guys are so hot and willing to please their ladies, administering perfect kissing, oral, g-spot, and penetration techniques, that you won't miss the dialogue. And all scenes are shot tastefully, with an eye toward pleasing the female viewer. After all, that's the cowboy way.

CONCLUDING WORDS: (Cue sentimental background music and Goldenmuse's poor attempt at a Southern accent) "Joey Ray! Ah wish ah could quit you!"