Check out some photos of the girls in Self Service here.
Pay particular attention to the numerous screen captures I have provided to stimulate you! Enjoy!

Review

When I first started reviewing all-girl solo movies several years, I debated for a while about how I should write them up. After all, each of the eight scenes in Self Service is pretty much the same: the girl strips, poses, and dances; teases us, talks nasty, fucks herself with fingers, glass toy, and Magic Wand, and makes herself cum. Therefore, if I wrote about each scene, each paragraph would be pretty much the same.

So, several years ago, while I was previewing 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Volume 1, I decided to give awards for varying attributes of the girls' performances. Here's what I came up with for Self Service. Keep in mind that these are my faves in each category. If you like to watch girls fuck themselves, you ought to watch the movie and judge for yourself!

I've given you lots of screen captures to whet your appetite for the real thing. Click each link to reveal the reason why I chose contestants for each category and why I chose the winner. Better yet, get a copy of Self Service into your DVD player, get lost in the girls' self-love, and pick your own winners.                                                                                                                             

Most Beautiful Girl

• Comment: Although I think that all girls who are willing to take their clothes off and fuck for the camera are beautiful, including each and every girl in Self Service, these girls stand out as gorgeous, striking, and literally stunning. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so you are free to disagree with me!
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Kagney
• Jenaveve
• Winner and why: Kagney. My God! What perfect flesh! What curves! Can you find a flaw on her magnificent body? I can't! And, she practices impeccable grooming, too.

Cutest Girl

• Comment: To me, a cute girl is not only physically attractive but is also adorable and endearing. There's just something about her personality that makes me want to spend time with her...to get to know her. 
• Contestants:
• Michelle
• Sammie
• Monique 
• Winner and why: Monique. She has SO much fun during her scene that, when she's finished, she giggles and exclaims "Wow! That thing (Magic Wand) is amazing! Holy Crap! That thing's amazing. Wow. I hope you enjoyed yourself, 'cause I sure did!" Believe me, you'll adore her and want to fold her into your arms! 

Best Body

• Comment: OK, so you'll probably disagree with my contestants. That's totally OK. But, since I like hard-bodied, lithe, toned, and all-natural girls, here are the girls whose bodies I appreciated most in Self Service.
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Maylene
• Winner and why: Maylene. Although they've both got similar bodies--ones that will definitely give me wet dreams, I like Maylene's body better.

Best Outfit 

• Comment: Sometimes, a girl's attire can simply make my blood boil. Unfortunately, most of the girls in Self Service wear pretty--yet conventional--bikinis...except Kagney!. Wow! 
• Contestants:
• Kagney
• Winner and why: Kagney. Just click the link and check out her scintillating attire as shown on the box cover. Don't you wish that your woman would dress like that?

Best Tease 

• Comment: During each girl's striptease that precedes her solo scene, she does her best to inflame our lust with her body and her movements. Three girls really made me focus and pay close attention to her every move.
• Contestants:
• Kagney
• Alexis 
• Phoenix
• Winner and why: Alexis. Wait until you see her coyly beckon us to follow her!

Best Dance Routine 

• Comment: Each girl strips and dances for us prior to her scene. Most of the girls simply pose and gradually reveal their bodies for us. Sammie, however, really knows how to move her fantastic body for us!
• Contestants:
• Sammie
• Winner and why: Sammie. When there's only one contestant, she's bound to win!

Best Camel Toe 

• Comment: Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the labia majora seen through tight clothes. Although I love to see a girl's pussy through her clothes, most of the girls didn't really emphasize that during Self Service.
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Winner and why: The outline of Monique's pussy is not only visible under her bikini bottoms, but she tugs that strip of cloth tight to further outline her fabulous assets.

Best Piercings 

• Comment: I love to savor a woman's body jewelry, whether it be in her navel, lip, nose, tongue, or wherever else. I especially like genitalia jewelry and pierced nipples. And, I truly appreciate a girl choosing body jewelry that somehow reflects her personality.
• Contestants:
• Kagney
• Jenaveve
• Winner and why: Kagney has one of the most unusual genital-area piercings I've ever adored. Add her pierced navel to the mix and the overall effect is mesmerizing.

Best Tattoos 

• Comment: I am also turned on by a woman's body art (tattoos, inkings). Particularly intriguing are tattoos that are both beautiful and meaningful. In particular, I'm thinking of Janine Lindemulder's inkings that represent her love for her children.
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Jenaveve
• Winner and why: Monique is a work of art. She's beautiful. And, she not only has great taste but a very gifted tattooist. 

Best Breasts (Natural) 

• Comment: Although I love all female breasts, I particularly enjoy perfect natural ones...they're rare and exceptionally attractive, I think.
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Sammie
• Michelle
• Alexis
• Winner and why: Sammie. They're not only 100% real, but they're large enough to squeeze and suckle without being overwhelming. And, they hang just perfectly, too.

Best Breasts (Enhanced) 

• Comment: Although I prefer 100% natural female breast meat, I do appreciate nicely enhanced boobs, too. This requires a skilled and talented surgeon who does not leave hideous scars under the woman's breasts. The best of the best enlarged breasts also look and feel natural.
• Contestants:
• Kagney
• Phoenix Marie
• Winner and why: Kagney. One look tells all!

Best Nipples 

• Comment: Of course, breasts are delightful. However, nipples are the source of life! I like them to stand tall and proud when they're excited. Don't you agree?
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Jenna
• Jenaveve 
• Winner and why: Monique. Have you ever seen more suckable nipples?

Best Ass 

• Comment: Ahh! Ass! Heart-shaped, firm, and blemish- and cellulite-free...just right for squeezing and spanking, no?
• Contestants:
• Kagney
• Sammie
• Alexis
• Michelle
• Winner and why: Alexis TexASS. Was there ever any doubt?

Prettiest Eyes 

• Comment: Although it's true that the eyes are the portal to the soul, some eyes are so mesmerizing, so entrancing, that I get lost in them. My dick, however, does not seem to get lost...instead, it really makes its presence felt!
• Contestants:
• Kagney
• Jenna
• Sammie
• Phoenix 
• Michelle 
• Winner and why: Kagney. I truly get lost in her big baby blues!

Prettiest Pussy

• Comment: I love pussy so damned much that I'm certain that if I die and go to heaven, the pathway will lead directly through a pink, slippery, warm, and accommodating vagina. Although I like most every pussy I've ever seen, I prefer those with puffy labia. I also prefer those labia to be shaved. But, I do appreciate a nicely-cropped patch of pubic hair above clit level. What are your criteria?
• Contestants:
• Kagney (A second shot; and a third!)
• Alexis
• Winner and why: Alexis. Although I adore Kagney's genitalia jewelry (see above), I must admit that Alexis' bush really turns me on. 

Most Extensive Gooseflesh

• Comment: I love experiencing a woman in the throes of ecstasy. One way to tell if she's aroused is by observing her flesh...if it's covered with goose bumps, you know she feels fine!
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Sammie
• Alexis
• Winner and why: Sammie. Just click the link and see for yourself!

Juiciest Pussy

• Comment: I don't know about you, but I prefer all-natural girl-juice as lubricant in contrast to something that comes out of a bottle or tube. Really horny girls' pussies provide all the lube that we need.
• Contestants:
• Kagney. Her pussy sloshes when she plays with her toy. Her juice even flows!
• Jenna's vagina sloshes when she finger-fucks herself. By the end of the scene, it's fucking saturated. 
• Alexis' vagina sloshes when she finger-fucks herself.
• Jenaveve's pussy gleams with girl juice.
• After Michelle cums, her pussy sloshes and glistens with juice. 
• Winner and why: Michelle. She gets so wet that her lovely genitals gleam!

Best Gaping Pussy

• Comment: Wide-open pussies are, like eyes, portals to womens' souls. I love to gaze deeply into pink, slippery, and gaping holes. You?
• Contestants:
• Jenna
• Sammie
• Phoenix
• Winner and why: Phoenix. While most of the girls spread their lips wide, Phoenix does it over, and over, and over again for us.

Most Engorged Clit

• Comment: Goose bumps reveal a woman's pleasure. So does her clit...the bigger it swells, the better she feels. Personally, I like to suck on erect clits as if they were lollypops.
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Winner and why: While most of the girls' labia hide their sensitive buttons, Monique's peeks out and simply demands our attention.

Most Fingers (Pussy)

• Comment: Being well endowed, I appreciate vaginas that accommodate! One way to test a pussy's capacity is to inch multiple fingers inside. Pussies that remain tight and accommodate lots of fingers are the best! In Self Service, most of the girls don't go as far as I'd like...I've seen vaginas hold as many as eight fingers. (By the way, I don't count single finger penetrations in this category.) 
• Contestants:
• Monique (2)
• Jenna (3) (2) 
• Sammie (2) (3)
• Alexis (2) 
• Phoenix (2) 
• Jenaveve (2) 
• Michelle (2)
• Winner and why: Sammie. Not only does she use three fingers, but she digs deep!

Best Use of Fingers

• Comment: Of course, girls use their fingers to stroke their clits and probe their vaginas while masturbating. But, some girls simply have more dexterity than others!
• Contestants:
• Kagney (another look)
• Phoenix
• Winner and why: Phoenix. She uses one set of fingers to probe her pussy and the other to ream her asshole.

Best Pussy Juice Eating (Pussy-to-Mouth)

• Comment: After a girl shoves a toy of fingers up her pussy, I like to see her lick it (them) clean. It's not as good as pussy-to-mouth with a cock, but it's still hot!
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Jenna (Here's another shot...she's sucking her toy.); 
• Alexis (Alexis sucks her toy, too.)
• Winner and why: Check for sure: Alexis deep-throats her toy while sucking it clean! 

Best Orgasm (Non-Squirting)

• Comment: Truth be told, I watch porn to see pretty girls cum. I prefer to see orgasms that cause the girl to convulse with pleasure...to shake uncontrollably as pleasure courses through her body. Thankfully all the girls in Self Service climax repeatedly. 
• Contestants:
• Monique's body trembles and her legs and thighs shake. 
• Kagney cums repeatedly. 
• Jenna's body trembles and she stops breathing when she climaxes repeatedly.
• Sammie's body convulses, she squeals with delight, and her thighs shake uncontrollably. 
• Alexis stops breathing when she cums.
• Phoenix cums with both her toys. 
• Jenaveve climaxes again and again. She loves her Magic Wand!
• Michelle has multiple orgasms with her Magic Wand.
• Winner and why: In terms of quantity, Jenna wins easily. However, in terms of quality, Sammie's body-quaking orgasm appears to have been the most satisfying and fulfilling.

Best Orgasm (Squirting)

• Comment: Although I know there's a controversy over the reality of female ejaculation, I don't give a damn. I love to see a climaxing girl's pussy erupt with juice...no matter what it is. Two girls in Self Service squirted for us: Kagney and Maylene. For some reason, Jenna, who squirts in many of her scenes, didn't ejaculate in this movie.
• Contestants:
• Kagney
• Maylene
• Winner and why: Maylene squirts twice in succession and then again a couple of minutes later. 

Most Amazing Toy

• Comment: Girls will sometimes fuck themselves with nearly unimaginable things...like pistols, broom handles, vegetables, and so on. And, they sometimes use fucking machines, too. Unfortunately, in Self Service, the girls keep to fairly standard--yet very beautiful--glass dildos and sure-to-please Magic Wands.
• Contestants:
• Monique uses a bulbous glass dildo and a Magic Wand.
• Kagney uses the same bulbous glass toy as Monique and a Magic Wand, too. 
• Jenna uses a green glass dildo and a Magic Wand (here's a close-up). 
• Sammie uses the same glass toy as Kagney and Monique. She also uses a Magic Wand. 
• Alexis uses a blue and clear glass dildo and a Magic Wand.
• Phoenix uses two toys at once. 
• Jenaveve uses a beautiful clear, pink, and white multi-colored glass toy and a Magic Wand.
• Michelle fucks herself with a bulbous purple, blue, and clear glass toy. She also uses a Magic Wand.
• Winner and why: Since the girls all use pretty much the same toys, I'm going to give this award to Phoenix, who uses two toys at once.

Nastiest Use of Toy(s)

• Comment: Sometimes, girls use toys in very nasty ways during solo or girl/girl scenes. For example, I've seen girls take a double-headed dildo and shove one end into their pussies and the other end into their assholes. Unfortunately, very little "nastiness" occurs with toys in Self Service.
• Contestants:
• Alexis deep-throats her blue and clear glass dildo.
• Phoenix Marie fucks her asshole with a clear glass dildo. She also holds her glass dildo with her hands and feet and then bounces up and down on it. And, Phoenix plays with two toys at a time (dildo in her ass and Magic Wand on her pussy).
• Winner and why: Phoenix. Although I truly admire Alexis' ability to nearly swallow a long glass dick, Phoenix really knows how to use her toys to the best advantage.

Best Use of Spit

• Comment: I like all a woman's liquid secretions...pussy juice, ejaculate, and spit...even urine. So, it stands to reason that I like to see how she uses her spit while she masturbates.
• Contestants:
• Monique
• Kagney spits again and again!
• Jenna, too, uses her spit repeatedly. 
• Sammie
• Phoenix
• Winner and why:  Kagney. Her aim is amazing!