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Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Gracie Glam

Director: Lizzy Borden

Cast: Gracie Glam, Tom Byron, Megan Foxx, Anthony Rosano, Athena Pleasures, Ron Jeremy, Raylene, Evan Stone, Phoenix Marie, Tommy Gunn

Length: 91:57 minutes

Megan Foxx

Date of Production: 10/26/2010

Extras: For most folks, the bonus scene from King of Coochie 2 lasting 17:16 minutes with Alexis Texas as the lead, will be the best extra. I described it in detail below for those that care. There was also a 19:54 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, Ron Jeremy starting it off in his clown attire. Then came a photogallery and some trailers, the spam included too.

Condoms: None

Athena Pleasures

Audio/Video Quality: Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen that it was shot in by director Lizzy Borden for Tom Byron Pictures. It looked okay and offered some of the trademarked humor Lizzy has long been known for, just the sex was watered down from some of her more notorious releases of yesteryear. The composition favored the ladies and the flesh tones were accurate, the production handled competently in most major areas for my tastes. The editing was generally fair but it lacked much tease footage and seemed too quick to jump between positions but that is again a matter for personal taste so your mileage may vary. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor so I would say it was aurally average in most respects.

Raylene

Body of Review: Lizzy Borden had been more of an over the top porn persona to me than a director for the longest time, her current stint at Tom Byron Pictures showing she still has some ideas worth trying on for size. The latest of these is called Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups, a series of five vignettes of sexual activity focusing on ladies portraying cowgirls, possessing ample asses, and glamorized just enough to look apart from most of what you will find on the porn shelves these days. With names like Phoenix Marie, Gracie Glam, and Megan Foxx, I figured it might be worth checking out, the running time on the light side of things but still capable of some stroke worthy material all the same. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Phoenix Marie with Tommy Gunn

Scene One: Gracie Glam, a sexy little gal with pretty eyes and a nicely shaped ass, was up first in a hay loft setting wearing her skimpy black showgirl attire, her attempt at rope tricks about as successful as mine when I was a kid. She got some pointers from Tom Byron, the man offering her his own piece of “rope” in the form of his pecker. He throated her and she greedily slobbed his knob, Tom moving right into boning her pussy in a few positions as she actively rode him. This continued until Tom rubbed out a nut of genetic juice to her mouth but she did not swallow.

Scene Two: Megan Foxx, a busty brunette with a pretty face, was up next as she teased sensually before swooning for the incredibly lame music of Anthony Rosano. It was clear that she was less interested in his voice than his cock, her lips wrapping around his modest member as her hand stroked him into her mouth. She rubbed his member on her tits and continued working him, the abrupt edit showing him porking her pussy and slapping her ass until her active riding led to a facial of population pudding greeting her mouth.

Scene Three: Athena Pleasures, a blond newcomer to porn with a large ass worthy of attention, was up next as rodeo clown Ron Jeremy admired her on the windy day at the ranch. Before anyone starts fussing about how out of shape he might be or how creepy he looks, the guy is an icon and a lot more representative or porn viewers than most of the other meat puppets here. She blew him and he drilled her snatch, the guy going down on her like a gentleman in between positions. Her shaven snatch suited him too and I only wished that she had been a more active participant of the scene, taking the ending facial with a smile but that was all.

Scene Four: Raylene, a curvy MILF with a playfulness to her, was up next as she showed her stripper cowgirl outfit some sunlight at the ranch. While not the freshest lady of the batch, she still had a lot of appeal, the mighty Evan Stone kissing her as soon as she was ready for him. They did some 69 together and then she impaled her pussy on his throbbing cock, yelling as she continued riding him in cowgirl variations. She was less active during the doggy and spooning but fans of pubic hair will adore her and she patiently awaited his load of spunk that went to her face as she clamped down to avoid swallowing any.

Scene Five: Phoenix Marie, the thick blond adorning the front cover, was up last with studly Tommy Gunn, the gal fitting the role better than any of her peers based on her attire and mannerisms, the glamour aspect played up a bit too. She teased and masturbated but wanted him to live up to his promise of riding her hard and putting her up wet. He smacked her fleshy ass and she shook it defiantly, arching her back as she coaxed him into exploring her deeper. His hands gave way to her mouth sucking him off and his bone pounding inside of her pussy, the two keeping some eye contact to liven things up. Both did some intermittent taste testing too, Phoenix fingering her ass but never getting a pecker stuffed inside of it, the ending nut of splooge landing on her ass cheek.

Bonus Scene: King of Coochie 2: Alexis Texas, the blond featured on the lower right hand corner (with the terrible picture of her face; the makeup poorly applied), was up last and as one of the premium "booty" gals in porn, she was a wise choice to say the least. While her drapes didn't match her curtains, that ass of hers was fantastic (or is that "fant-ASS-tic"?) and the tease was really solid before she started in with Tom Byron. They blew off the bed for the large leather couch, Alexis going right to work aggressively on his cock with her mouth and hand. She kept eye contact too, pouring out of her pink top and blue jeans as she showed him a good oral time. Tom ate her ass and they fucked pretty hard too, Alexis not as active initially but warming up quickly to bounce on his pecker. The booty shaking on his cock was especially heated and she drained him for the facial that left his balls dry but her face quite wet. Whew!

Summary: Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups by director Lizzy Borden for Tom Byron Pictures had a bit of humor thanks to Ron Jeremy, his presence fitting considering how many porn fans look more like him than the generic pretty boys so often used in productions these days. The ladies did a capable job of displaying sexual fitness and aptitude but the routine lack of personal chemistry struck me as limiting in some ways, meriting a respectable rating of Rent It due to lack of fuck for the buck. In short, Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups served mostly as an appetizer for the seasoned porn cowpokes out there but not a bad one at all, Lizzy capably directing the production to include some zany humor from one of the most well recognized icons in the industry, Ron Jeremy.