Genre: Group Sex

Director: Steve Holmes

Length: 1 hour 30 Minutes

Cast: Bamby, Britney, Jane, Janet Joy, Jessica Moore, Kissy, Laura, Leda Parish, Nancy Bell, Serilla Lamonte, Stella, Stephanie Serra, Tera Bond, Yasmine Gold, Jagdelfe, Kiki Carter, Yonata, Jean Yves LeCastel, Steve Holmes

Audio/Video: The audio quality is average and acceptable, although the alternating pseudo-hard rock/metal/disco/rave soundtrack is pretty annoying; it's obvious through most of the action that a minimum of effort went into the sound as you hear plenty of the room and the girls' obligatory moaning through the one or two mics that were present. The video consists of a series of prolonged takes where the camera moves from girl to girl, action to action, up and down, in and out, with very little thought involved: I found this did effect the quality of things because you're rarely able to focus on something you like before it's over and on to something different (and inferior).

Extras: On the main menu there's a cumshot recap; the extras increase in the special features section, where there's some behind the scenes footage (too many unnecessary shots of the girls peeing--unless that's your thing), some fairly useless butt-centered extra footage of some average-beauty porno queens (that aren't even from this film), a cast list, a photo gallery with production stills and poses, filmographies for Leda Parish, Yasmine Gold, Tera Bond, and Jessica Moore, and trailers for six more ass-worshipping Evil Angel/Buttman productions as well as some website info. There's some more sex in the behind the scenes footage (Steve Holmes gets head from a few of the girls and briefly nails Leda Parish in the ass) but nothing of real note.

The Setup: Leda Parish has a birthday party where a steady stream of babes show up. After some girls-only action subsides two seemingly lucky middle-aged studs show up to satisfy the girls rampant need for dick.

Part 1: Leda Parish and a half dozen of her fully-clothed friends are clowning around with champagne glasses, swaying around to cheesy disco music and mugging for the camera, which occasionally descends to various midget-level, up-skirt, butt-focused shots of them. They start rubbing and grinding on each other in various poses as more girls arrive, all the while downing champagne. Soon skirts are hiked up, shorts and panties pulled down, and the girls are lapdancing and licking each other. The action is staged and obvious as porn goes, just a bunch of girls improvising your basic lesbo moves for a paycheck. To their credit, all the girls are attractive and having fun, but nothing ever escalates into genuine sapphic abandon.

Part 2: Leda Parish announces the arrival of two well hung, middle-aged gentlemen (Jean Yves LeCastel and Steve Holmes), looking oddly out of place dressed in suits with their wangs out, as if two salesmen from the big dick convention have left a seminar to ply their trade. Leda immediately drops to her knees and starts alternately sucking them off, using their dongs like straws to dip into her champagne glass. The sixteen other girls look on, some eventually joining in on the suckfest/champagne tasting in two and three girl teams. The oral here is fairly hot but the ratio of sausage to clam leaves too many girls standing around as decoration, a constant problem with this vid. Some of the other hotties take to bending over the two ever-present couches in this long, one-take affair, showing off their fine posteriors in typical Buttman fashion. The studs eventually find themselves on the couches as well, administering some doggy and reverse cowgirl action. Jessica Moore's naturally ripe, big tits flop and bounce for joy as she and Leda receive all kinds of dicking.

Part 3: The focus on Jessica Moore continues with some good doggy anal. Some other girls (especially Janet Joy) get double-penetrated on the floor while another hottie fucks herself for show with a champagne bottle. Steve Holmes eventually opens a fresh bottle and crams the spraying bubbly into that girl's snatch, leaving Leda to suck and lick the excess from its new container. The champagne play is a constant motif in this one and it really did nothing for me. Steve gets more head from Tera Bond, Yasmine Gold, and Leda while Janet Joy enjoys the taste of dick fresh from another girl's ass (a welcome trick repeated by other girls at select points in the film). The highlight is still Jessica Moore.

Part 4: Perhaps as an unintended indicator of how left out some of the girls must feel, Tera Bond squats and pees three glasses full. Jessica Moore rides more missile in her butt (providing more shots of those great boobies swinging) and pauses a few times for some ass to mouth. Janet Joy joins the fray with some serious reverse cowgirl anal while Leda gets double-dicked, causing a curious blonde to creep in for cock sampling from Leda's backdoor. Janet eventually ends up on the floor and receives the doggy anal she deserves. The action inexplicably switches to an indoor pool area where the girls team up for the big cocksucking finale. Upon emerging from the pool, Steve Holmes reveals himself as the tall, skinny, creepy-grinned, fun-house-mirror-of-a-porn-stud that he is; it's obvious up to this point that even though his name is on the box as the "auteur" of this vid, his first-hand participation in the events has made for a mostly tedious affair, haphazardly executed with its annoying in and out, back and forth camerawork. The "non-fucking" girls present in the film tag along for this scene by the pool, earning their paychecks by showing off their still dry asses to the camera while the "stars" blow their way to more bank. Finally, Leda Parish gets the popshots of both guys in succession, half on her face and half in her mouth. The girls all happily clap as directed and I'm left wondering why.

The Last Word: Nothing Butt Fun doesn't lack for hot women or occasionally good anal and ass to mouth; what it does lack are a SECOND CAMERAMAN AND AN EDITOR, SOME ACTUAL DIRECTION, and MORE THAN TWO MEASLY CUMSHOTS STUCK AT THE END! Overall it's pretty shoddy work. In an age where there are so many quality selections available it's easy to simply say RENT THIS. Enjoy what you can (once again, Jessica Moore's action stands out) and have the remote ready to scan through the drivel.