Synopsis

Frankly, I don't consider myself much of a "Mothers I'd Love To Fuck" (MILF) aficionado. I think the term is a euphemism for "fucking women who are older than me." Since I'm middle aged and because my wife is a couple of years older than me, I always fuck a woman who's older than me. So, when I watch porn, I prefer something a bit different than what I already have...i.e., younger women (of course, any woman younger than 40 is a "younger woman" to me!).

I also think that "MILF" is a misleading term because it presupposes that a 30-40 something woman is a mother. Not necessarily true. It also presupposes that young porn stars (Teagan Presley comes to mind) are not mothers. Teagan has, as I recall, at least two children (she is DEFINITELY a mother I'd love to fuck!).

Speaking of mothers I'd love to fuck...can you imagine having sex with Janine? She's about 40 now and, I think, hotter than ever. But, I digress...

Anyway, when I received a copy of Cheating Housewives 5 and noticed that the box says "100% MILF" I wasn't overly enthusiastic about watching the flick. But, it was time for me to review a Smash Pictures release so I went ahead and popped the DVD into my computer's hard drive. After all, I generally enjoy movies released by this small-but-spunky studio (the Whale Tail and Teen Idol series' are particularly good).

From a purely sexual perspective, I was impressed by the women in Cheating Housewives 5, especially African-American Monique (what a magnificent fuck!), busty and diminutive Friday, and Nikita Denise (one of my all-time favorites--I actually got to see her shoot a scene one time!). The womens' bodies are toned and attractive and the women are really in touch with their sexual beings. It's all good!

On the other hand, I was disappointed in most of the guys. I always feel less-than-satisfied if the guy in the scene doesn't go down on the woman's pussy. That happened far too seldom in Cheating Housewives 5. Somehow, foreplay that consists only of fellatio seems selfish. And, I adore pussy so much that I can't imagine not feasting on my woman's vagina during sex.

While the sex in Cheating Housewives 5 is good, the video and audio aren't. The audio level is so low in most of the scenes that I had to crank the volume of my computer and earphones to nearly the highest level in order to follow the dialog at the beginning of the scenes. From the video perspective, people are not supposed to be orange or yellow. A videographer simply cannot point a camcorder at two people who are fucking and expect the camera's automatic features to capture flesh tones properly. The only scene in Cheating Housewives 5 that is properly color balanced is #4...probably because that scene began outside in natural lighting.

Interestingly, neither the director nor the videographer identify themselves in the credits. However, when I watched the behind-the-scenes featurette, I heard a behind-the-camera voice that sounds a lot like Van Styles. I wonder if he directed the movie yet didn't use his name on the box or in the credits due to the sound and other errors?

So, here's the bottom line: beautiful middle-aged women having good to great sex in a poorly-shot movie. Pity. 

Check out some photos of the girls in Cheating Housewives 5 here.
Pay particular attention to the close-up shots of the girls' delectable pussies. Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Cheating Housewives 5 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2008.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal

Performers: Brenda James, Sascha

Overview: Brenda, who is planning a European vacation with her workaholic husband, hires Sascha to teach her a little bit of German so she can communicate with the locals while visiting their country. So, as they sit on Brenda's couch, Sascha gives her a short lesson. But, Sascha soon zeroes-in on Brenda's shapely boobs that are, unfortunately, imprisoned in a pretty blue blouse. Brenda responds to Sascha's obvious fixation by flirting with him, even going so far as to ask him how to say, "I want you to fuck me." Meanwhile, we get to peek up Brenda's skirt to her animal-print panties. Emboldened, Brenda reaches over and strokes Sascha's already-rigid rod through his pants. As Brenda pulls Sascha's cock out and gives him a handjob, he reaches over and strokes her wet pussy. Soon, the handjob gives way to fellatio as Brenda greedily sucks Sascha's throbbing penis while he busies himself by playing with her flowing blond hair and by tugging up her skirt so that he can caress and spank her gorgeous ass cheeks. When they're ready to move on to sex, Brenda, still barely clad in her bra and thong, straddles Sascha cowgirl style as he lies back on the couch and erotically undulates her hips as Sascha teases her vagina with the tip of his rod. In due course, Brenda pulls aside her panties so that lucky Sascha can slide his penis into her welcoming, wet, and willing hole. Once he's deep inside her, horny Brenda tosses her body up and down to force his cock in-and-out of her body. And, she uses sexy grinding moves, too. Brenda loves the feel of her stuffed pussy and grins and moans ecstatically as her pleasure builds. Later, Brenda stands, rips off her thong, and again mounts Sascha...this time in reverse cowgirl. Damn, Brenda's body looks wonderful...especially as she thrusts it up and down--and grinds it round and round--as her petty pussy swallows Sascha's cock ever deeper. Meanwhile, Brenda jacks her own clit and practices her naughty German vocabulary as Sascha rubs his lusty hands all over her superb flesh and fingers her sensitive clit. As the scene continues, Sascha eagerly responds to Brenda's request to "fuck me in the ass!" She kneels on the couch, her ass held high, so that Sascha can penetrate-and fuck her--from behind. Meanwhile, Brenda talks deliciously nasty, groans ecstatically, and frantically fingers her clit, spread-wide labia, and juicy pussy. Later, Brenda and Sascha fuck anally in reverse (he DPs her by shoving four fingers up her cunt as he reams her asshole--her pussy gapes beautifully when he removes his fingers). Brenda loves it and exclaims, "You're fucking me crazy!" To finish up, Brenda begs Sascha to cum all over her. So, he turns her onto her side and continues to fuck her anus with increasing intensity until he can no long hold back. Then, he pulls out and, after she drops to her knees, he plasters her face with a liberal dose of his semen: "I love that fuckin' cum all over me!" Then, she sucks him dry as the camera zooms-in on her cum-plastered eyes. This scene, while featuring a very lovely MILF, lacks both cunnilingus and a female orgasm. In addition, the color balance setting of the camera causes the performers' flesh to appear bright orange. 

Sex rating: 3.20

Video rating: 3.50

Audio rating: 3.00

Production values rating: 3.10

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal

Performers: Monique, Mark Wood 

Overview: Monique, an attractive African-American with a pretty face and mesmerizing brown eyes, paces impatiently while she waits for Mark Wood to arrive. You see, her husband is not home and they "have a few hours!" Talk about motivation! She grabs Mark by the shirt and then shoves him back onto a couch so she can straddle and kiss him while humping his leg and stroking his cock. Soon, she drops to her knees and helps him remove his jeans so that she can take his massive erection into her greedy mouth to suck and deep-throat it. She also eagerly licks and strokes it, makes slobbery stringers from it to her mouth, and licks his balls. Once Mark's cock is titanium-hard, Monique stands, walks a short distance across the room, and gives him an effective striptease, gradually revealing her body as she uncovers her ass and pussy (she has GREAT booty). Then, she climbs aboard Mark in cowgirl, guides his cock into her pussy, and then squeals with genuine delight as they erotically fuck each other (he redlines and her moves are super sexy...their chemistry is incendiary!). Horny Monique soon squeals and shudders through a series of awesome orgasms. After taking a break to suck her juices off of Mark's cock, they spend some time fucking vaginally in kneeling doggie (Monique roars with delight, encourages Mark with lots of appreciative sounds and naughty words, and jacks her clit.). After Monique cums again, she demands, "Fuck me in the ass!" But, Mark isn't ready to go there yet. So, he fucks her harder and harder...and even gapes her gorgeous pink pussy for us. After Monique climaxes yet again, she finally gets her ass stuffed...first in reverse (her pretty pink pussy winks open and closed beautifully as Mark jacks her clit and she roars with pleasure when she cums again and again) and later in missionary (her sex-inflamed body glistens with sweat as her rolled-back eyes reveal her unmistakable pleasure). Mark loves the feel of Monique's inner asshole so much that he simply cannot hold back. So, with only seconds to spare, Monique drops to her feet so that Mark can splatter her delighted face and fill her mouth with his cum. Monique shows us her full mouth, sucks his rod dry, and then swallows every drop. Monique is an incredibly demonstrative and passionate performer...she's well worth a good long look...and is a MILF that I'd REALLY love to fuck! There's only one drawback that I can see in this scene...Mark never goes down to eat Monique's pussy. 

Sex rating: 4.40

Video rating: 3.50

Audio rating: 3.00

Production values rating: 2.60

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl

Performers: Friday, Rico Strong

Overview: Very busty Friday talks on the phone with a friend. She shares how the stress of the new house she shares with her husband is causing him to work so many hours that they barely see each other any more: "I've never felt so alone in my life." Even Friday's friend is always busy! Although her friend assumes that Friday's cheating, she categorically denies it. After talking a few more minutes, Friday gives up on companionship for the day and begins to caress herself...especially her bounteous boobs that seem bound and determined to pop out of her top. So, when Rico rings the doorbell looking for donations for underprivileged kids, Friday is hornier than hell and ready to roll. Friday cannot help but notice Rico's beefy build as his chest stretches his shirt to the breaking point. "Why don't you come inside," she purrs, "and we can discuss this." Discuss, hell. Rico doesn't have a chance against Friday's pent-up lust. Rico takes a seat in the entryway and, within seconds, Friday's all over him...rubbing his body, kissing his cheek, nibbling on his ear, and rubbing her popping-out-of-her-top boobs all over his chest. Quickly, Rico succumbs to her pleasures, hikes up her skirt, and rubs his hands over--and squeezes and spanks--her meaty thong-clad ass cheeks. Inexorably, Friday teases Rico's cock to full mast by rubbing and kisses it while it's still imprisoned in his pants. So, when she tugs down those trousers, Rico's immense hard-on is ready for Friday's insatiable mouth, her amazing deep-throat skills, and her talented hands. By this time, Friday's so fucking horny that her nipples have hardened into erect buttons that scream, "Suck me!" During this slobbery fellatio, which takes place in several positions, Friday abruptly stands and removes her top so that Rico can get a good look at her shapely and voluptuous breasts. Of course, Rico does exactly what I'd do in his circumstances...he slips his rod into her cleavage and then fucks her big boobs...so big, in fact, that they nearly swallow Rico's super-sized dick. After this simply amazing blowjob, Rico has Friday kneel on the chair and then bends her over, doggie style, so that he can slide his penis inch-by-inch into her juicy cunt. Friday helps out but thrusting her body backward in sync with his moves so that, amazingly, her dripping-with-white-girl-juice cunt nearly swallows his entire rod. As Rico and continue to please each other, they vaginally fuck balls deep with Friday on her side (they both jack her clit while Rico plows her vagina and she exclaims how big his dick is and how much she likes it), another round of doggie (Friday takes a break to suck her cream off of Rico's rod), missionary (Friday's hugely-engorged clit looks wonderful...especially when Rico gapes her pussy), reverse cowgirl (Rico and Friday move to the staircase for a little cock-cleaning fellatio before she mounts him and uses very sexy fucking and grinding moves--and he pistons in-and-out at redline speed--to make her repeatedly cum explosively), and cowgirl (she rides him like a thrilled and ecstatic champion cowgirl as he thrusts in-and-out at redline speed). To conclude the scene, Rico stands above Friday and jacks off until he slathers her big boobs with his cum. Then, she rubs her tits together to massage the semen into her flesh as we watch from Rico's point-of-view. It has been several years since I've seen Friday in action and am pleased that she retains her innate passion. I am not pleased, however, that Rico didn't eat her pussy.   

Sex rating: 4.15

Video rating: 3.00

Audio rating: 3.00

Production values rating: 4.00

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal

Performers: Mae Victoria 

Overview: Jerry, the pool guy, skims Mae's pool as she watches hungrily from inside the house. She walks outside and approaches him so that she can, ostensibly, hand him a cool glass of lemonade. It's obvious, however, that Mae doesn't really want to give...she wants to "receive" his cock into her body. While Jerry drinks, Mae flirts, tells him how beautiful he is, and makes sure he knows that her husband isn't home...in fact, he's "never" home and hardly ever has sex with her. Mae's engaging smile and unbridled enthusiasm soon defeat Jerry's defenses. In fact, he's definitely a goner when she opens his jeans, reaches inside, and squeezes his penis. Jerry kisses her cheek and is immediately rewarded by an enthusiastic blowjob as Mae gobbles, licks, strokes, and deep-throats his lucky dick, gobbles his balls, and releases her pretty big breasts--and hard erect nipples--from captivity so that they can play, too (nice POV footage). When Mae comments, "We should go inside in case the neighbors see," Jerry willingly follows as she pulls him by his penis. Once inside, they enjoy more deep-throat-intensive and very slobbery fellatio (Mae jacks her panty-clad clit as she blows him) and then Mae begs, "I want you to fuck my ass. My husband never fucks me in the ass!" Jerry reacts positively, sits back a couch, and enjoys Mae's tight asshole as she lowers herself down onto him in reverse cowgirl. "Just the tip at first...then I'll really fucking take it!" Mae does as she promises and fucks him increasingly deep until she takes him almost balls deep. Meanwhile, she jacks her clit to increase her pleasure. Once her sphincter has sufficiently relaxed, both Mae and Jerry thrust in sync as Mae frantically jacks her clit (nice gaping pussy shots), talks deliciously nasty, groans ecstatically, and cums like a locomotive. After giving us a momentary peek at Mae's gaping asshole, the couple transitions to spoon for more anal reaming: "Oh, it hurts SO good!" While Jerry fucks her asshole, Mae jacks her clit...and causes herself to climax again and again. Mae, who definitely relishes anal sex, continues to get her asshole plowed in kneeling doggie (her dangling tits and gaping asshole look super fine and her naughty words are damned erotic) and missionary (Jerry squeezes Mae's abundant breasts as he pounds her). This hot anal-only scene comes to a close when Jerry pulls his cock out of Mae's asshole and coats her face with a generous load of his semen. Giggling like a schoolgirl, Mae sucks his cock dry (ATM) and uses her hands to massage his "cream" into her face.   

Sex rating: 4.40

Video rating: 4.00

Audio rating: 3.00

Production values rating: 3.60

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl

Performers: Nikita Denise, Mark Wood

Overview: Mark Wood, playing a neighbor, works under Nikita's sink. Nikita watches him intently and lavishes praise on him for coming to her rescue since her husband can't/won't do anything around the house. Mark tries to defend the guy, but proves his own superiority by fixing her sink without problems or complications. To reward Mark for his "heroism," Nikita kisses and teases Mark with her sexy body and exotic voice. Mark responds by ardently hugging her, which, of course, further inflames Nikita's lust. Soon, they're stroking and kissing each others' still-clad genitals. Soon, Mark removes Nikita's pants and then spins her around so that he can kiss and spank her ass, rim her asshole, and lick and stroke her pussy. Nikita loves his skillful tongue, hands, and fingers and encourages her with exquisitely accented words. She also grinds her ass against his very-happy face. In due course, Nikita slips Mark's "gorgeous" cock out of his pants, kneels before him, and gives him one of her incredibly-sexy hand/blowjobs replete with lots of down-the-throat strokes as well as balls gobbling. Wow! Fellatio lovers will REALLY enjoy this segment...especially during some very effective POV footage! Nobody sucks cock better than Nikita! When it's time to move on to sex, Nikita sits atop the granite kitchen countertop and spreads her legs super wide so that Mark can shove his condom-clad cock past her clit ring and into her welcoming vagina in missionary. Mark then reams her soaking-wet pussy with increasingly-frenzied strokes as she groans with delight and inflames his lust with naughty vocabulary. She also increases her own pleasure by spanking her perfect ass cheeks and by fucking him back. Later, Nikita bends over the kitchen counter in doggie and presents her arched-up ass to Mark for his--and her--enjoyment. Mark fucks Nikita's pussy hard, fast, and deep (he even lifts her leg so that we can get a better view of her glorious cunt) and pulls her hair as her passion builds toward a very satisfying orgasm. After Nikita comes down from heaven, they transition to cowgirl for some very well-synchronized mutual fucking that highlights Nikita's beautiful ass, sexy and high-energy moves, and pretty all-natural bouncing boobs. The view--and the action--improves even more when they move into reverse cowgirl for beautiful and highly effective vaginal sex complete with nipple squeezing, clit jacking, and another volcanic orgasm for Nikita. As this incendiary scene comes to a close, Mark stands and rips off his condom as Nikita drops to her knees. She grabs his cock with her insatiable mouth and skillful hands and milks it until he's almost ready to pop. Then, he takes over and jacks himself until he cums all over her face and tongue. Nikita sucks him dry and then uses her fingers to wipe his semen off her face and into her mouth so she can eat it. This is, by far, the best scene in Cheating Housewives 5.   

Sex rating: 5.00

Video rating: 3.00

Audio rating: 3.50

Production values rating: 3.70

Extras

The primary extra on Cheating Housewives 5 is a feature that allows you to play the movie with or without a storyline. So, in essence, you can choose to watch the movie as a series of related vignettes or as a wall-to-wall sex flick. There's also a scene selector so that you can jump to a particular MILF's scene; a positions menu that allows you to choose positions, such as blowjob, doggie, missionary, anal, cowgirl, or cumshot; 20 minutes of behind-the-scenes action (impromptu interviews; footage of the girls applying lotion to their skin, masturbating, or checking out the cocks of the guys on the set; behind-the-scenes shenanigans; "practice" insertions (this is hot stuff!), blowjobs, and tit squeezing; footage of the guys lubricating the girls' bodies with lotion; outtakes/bloopers; extremely hot and extremely close-up footage of Friday playing with her labia and clit; and some extra sex-scene footage); a five and one-half minute self-running slide show; previews of eight Smash Pictures releases; and website information. The dual mode (plot/no plot) feature and Friday's performance in the Behind the Scenes featurette bump this set of extras up to "above average." Four stars.

Final Thoughts

Overall sex rating: 4.23

Overall video rating: 3.40

Overall audio rating: 3.10

Production values rating: 3.40