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  • Release date:
    March 23, 2009
  • Cast:
    Amber Lynn|Rayveness|Lisa Ann|T.J. Cummings|Nick Manning|Evan Stone|Marco Banderas|Austin Kincaid|Johnny Castle|John West|Randy Spears|Nicole Sheridan|Voodoo|Kayla Quinn|Michelle McLarren|Diana Doll|India Summer|Dane Cross|Alan Stafford|Kendra Secrets|Lake Russell|Rhyse Richards|Phoenix Marie|Brenda James|Chris Johnson|Priya Rai|Rocco Reed|Joey Brass|Veronica Vaughn
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MILF Carton has three movies of big-boobed MILF's produced in typical Wicked flair and prodcution values. This is a great couples set and provides above average replay value. Most of the women are good attractive and while each is not a Jessica Drake, most are quite compelling. The stories are fun and the setups work and the scenery enpough to make you want to play the lotto and move to California. There is also a Sampler disc with scenes from three movies and other extras. Each of the discs also contains the usual crop of Extras.

Housewives of Amber Lane

 

 

 

Genre: Vignette

 

Condoms: Yes

 

Director: Randy Spears

 

Length: 1:52

 

Date of Production: 12/2/07

 

Cast: India Summer, Amber Lynn, Phoenix Marie, Michelle McLaren, Diana Doll, Austin Kincaid

 

Special Features: A bonus scene with Jessica Drake, Austin Kincaid and Barrett

Blade from the movie Tasty. This was very hot and the women looked great but it

ended too quickly. Also included was a Behind the Scenes section, a promo reel,

a trailer for this disc, star and photo galleries, DVD Rom materials and Web

sites to access.

 

The Behind the Scenes was good on this movie, being somewhat more lengthy than normal and showing many of the scenes from a different perspective, which is always interesting. This piece featured a lot of the girls, but also Director and Star Randy Spears and he was

very funny. I usually don't care a lot for extras, whether on porn or mainstream discs and they are not a deal breaker for me. This segment was enjoyable, however, and added to the value of the overall package.

 

Audio/Video Quality: Good wicked production values with occasional sound dropouts. I

played this disc on other players and my PC's and they there through out, so it wasn't endemic to a player. The picture was crisp and bright and the crew and post-production teams look like they did a good job. The sound issue was not pervasive enough to cause me any grief or major dissatisfaction.

 

Overview: Randy is a husband who as he takes a walk on Amber Lane and discovers the lives of his neighbors by peeking in windows or stopping by when no one but the horny wife is present. Naturally, he discovers hot sex is the norm and not all rare

 

 

Scene 1

 

The first scene is the best, with Randy Spears telling his wife, India Summer, about seeing three of his neighbors having sex as he looked through a window. They are seated on two separate settees in front of a fire place, India is reading a book and wearing a tiny black dress and summer heels made of glass and strapped up her ankles. She asks if that (the voyeurism) did it for him. He stammers and she puts down her book seductively and asks him again, "Did it do it for you?" He says yes, it was exciting to him, so she puts her hand behindhis head and they begin tongue kissing and rubbing each other hotly. They get

naked and she sucks his dick, both of them talking dirty and she loving what she is doing, making great eye contact and sucking and licking his huge cock with unbridled gusto.

 

Randy eats her and it is one of the best scenes I have seen in porn for some time, she moaning and groaning and telling him just what to do and where to go. India's

body is perfect. I like big boobs and strong thighs, but India is just womanly perfect in everyway. They then fuck in several positions and the heat is at 100%. If this scene doesn't get you the hardest wood ever or your lover wetter than Niagara Falls then something is seriously wrong with you. The scene winds up with a surprise cum shot on her feet, not her face, and you could easily discern both of the actor's excitement. No acting here--just pure lust. Outstanding!!    

 

 

Scene 2

 

Phoenix Marie and Marco Banderas star in this one as a housewife interviewing for a new gardener. They are on a generic porn couch in a generic porn set and he is dressed in the proverbial white muscle shirt and she in short shorts and a black blouse. She asks if he can do other things beside gardening and he smiles and gets the hint as she roll over on him and unzips his jeans.

 

Phoenix is a big-titted star of both movies and the Web and is tall and pretty and dominating in a friendly way. She sucks Marco while on her knees and her hot pants pulled halfway down. It's a hot scene but Marco is a little too noisy, even though I like some verbal interplay going on. Just took away from the sex a little. They fuck well in several positions and he cums on her tits. It's a pretty generic scene and nothing special, so unless you are a Phoenix Marie fan, whichI am, it wasn't a waste.

 

Scene 3

 

This scene includes Michelle McLaren and John West and is wrapped around a weak line of a club dancer concerned about her abilities and her beauty and her husband, played by John West, reassures her that she can still bring and they proceed to show us that they can as well. I had not seen Michelle before and while attractive, was fairly typical of many of today's porn stars. The scene was shot in a bright, well-lit kitchen in a great looking

house and both actors were well-tanned and energetic. Good verbal feedback from

Michelle. The money shot was hot and graphic and did the trick in the stimulation department--a good couple scenes.

 

 

Scene 4

 

We now again go to Randy Spears, star, stud, and director, stopping at a new neighbors to welcome them to the hood. Luckily, the husband is not at home and Diana Doll, the wife, is happy for the visit. She bypasses the treats that Randy brought with him and goes directly to the main course. They start out kissing and caressing and then she unzips his jeans and takes his veteran cock into her mouth for a very hot blow job.

 

The scene is in a kitchen and he eats and fucks her on the island beside the gas burners of the high-end stove and then on a kitchen chair. Diana is has a slim model's body with long straight blond hair. Her eyes are mesmerizing. She has a diamond necklace on during the sex and the total effect is very erotic. He unloads a pretty good load on her chest and her reaction toit is priceless. She sucks and licks him after he has came and to me that is

always hot, her eyes closed and lovingly taking this huge thing into mouth and really getting into cleaning his clock--really stimulating.

 

This is a really good scene with the kitchen setting somewhat domestic but realistic and helps make it believable for porn and thus hotter because of that. Randy is great at the beginning his acting the best in porn. You almost wish to see more of the interplay because he is very funny and goofy in this particular role, but with Diana standing there you were wantingher to get naked and fuck him hard--a fun dilemma and one of the best scenes in

the movie.

 

Scene 5

 

This scene is one with Austin Kincaid and Nick Manning. Austin is attractive with

brown hair and great fake boobs. Nick is one of the handsomest men in porn.

Together they look great sitting on a couch and discussing things when they start

going at it. Austin is dressed in a sexy powder blue sweater with the shoulders pulled down and a tight blue jean skirt. Nick is dressed in a dark long sleeve shirt and blue

jeans and his dark hair is actually longer than Austin's.

 

The sex is fast and furious with Nick being quite vocal and somewhat rough with Austin.

They go through the various positions and in one short section he sucks her toes as he fucks her. Like the other scenes it is well produced, but the growling and roughness with which Nick went after her was off-putting to me and took away from me wanting this scene to succeed because both were great looking. This is my problem and others may enjoy his physicality, maybe some spouses and girlfriends and get off on it.

Scene 6

 

 

Amber Lynn and Evan Stone meet in their bedroom with Evan in bed flipping through the channels trying to find something on television, or maybe skipping to scenes in his various movies for Wicked. Who knows? Amber enters dressing and getting ready to leave. She is dressed in a skirt and white blouse and it is easily apparent she has her usual garter belt and hose on, a standard outfit for some recent Amber Lynn movies I have seen.

 

The sex is really good in this one and amber is great to look at. I don't know here age but remember seeing her over 20 years ago. She is still getting it done with great skin tone and is especially hot in a great looking black bra, nipples huge with excitement and the legs perfect in the hose I mentioned earlier. She is extremely vocal in this movie and looks like she is loving every inch of Evan's cock. Evan, of course, is a veteran of porn and

looks equally great with Amber, their skills and energy making this a great scene. She rubs her clit furiously several times during intercourse and looks like she is genuinely getting off multiple times--whether great acting or real,it did the trick.

 

After fucking and fucking she takes Evan's wet dick into her mouth and sucks him as well as his ass hole (very nasty) and while she is rimming him he jerks off and unloads in her mouth. Very, very hot!

Summary: Housewives of Amber Lane from Wicked and directed by Randy Spears is a pretty good effort with the Spears scenes and the Amber Lynn scene as the best of the bunch. Both women in Randy's scenes are very sexy and erotic, playing off Randy's humor and manliness very well. Is it any wonder he picked both of these gorgeous women to do these scenes with him? The other scenes are, in my view, forgettable and on replay I would skip them (maybe not Phoenix Marie's--she is just too good to look at!) go to the three above. These scenes have great replay value and makes this disc worthy of a Recommended rating in this reviewer's opinion.

The Cougar Hunter

 

 

 

Genre: MILF/Vignette

 

Condoms: Yes

 

Director: Jonathon

Morgan

 

Length: 1:25

 

Date of Production:  10-30-08

 

Cast:  Lisa Ann, Nichole Sheridan, Priya Rai,Rayveness, Brenda James, Ann Marie Rios

 

 

Special

Features:  Bonus sex scene with Julia Ann and Julian from Julian Ann Does Hardcore, Photo Gallery, Trailers, PromoReel, More Adult Fun, and DVD-ROM materials

 

The scene with Julia Ann was

outstanding and if you have obtain or rented this disc from Wicked, do so. The

Trailers on this disc included:

Heaven or Hell

Raunchy in Rio

Backdoor to Brazil

Se7en Deadly Sins

Wedding Bell Blues, and

Carpool

 

The Promo Reel was interesting and featured the female roster of Wicked Pictures in a gorgeous montage of quick cuts with many of them very wicked looking indeed, dressed in latex, smoking,and kissing. If anything the cuts were too quick and the director seemed to

have missed the point--let's see the women a little longer rather than showingyour prowess in the cutting room.

 

Audio/Video

Quality:  

 

Overview: A parody, what else, of a mainstream television of the Crocodile Hunter, this time starring Voodoo as Kangaroo Mick. He pretends he is hunting the pervasive "Cougar" of the title, the older, sexier woman of today who craves action with young studs. Kangaroo Mick (shall I call him Kang or Mr. Mick?) gives us a few minutes background and introduceseach scene. Hmmm?

 

 

Scene 1

 

Nicole Sheridan plays a bored housewife who, upon seeing the

gardener take of his tank top in the jungle of palms by her pool gets the idea

to serve him a drink. Appearing in bikini with a pitcher of the stuff, she begs

him to take a break and have some refreshment. Evidently not versed in pouring

from said pitcher, she, Oh my, spills some on his jeans. Well, she's just going

to have to remove them and clean him up, which she starts by taking hi dick

down her throat in order to remove all of that sticky drink.

 

The entire sex scene takes place on a white bench-like

sitting area and it makes a nice bright canvas for the sex to place, Nichole's

long blond hair and equally long body with firm and non-moving breasts looking

great riding an equally good-looking guy. She is very vocal in this scene with

a lot of urging the stud on and like many of these older women, seems to get

off and enjoys it, masturbating herself many times during the scene. They get

sweaty during the scene and the glistening of their bodies snaps back at you

against the white. She takes a load to the mouth, smiling while she licks every

last drop, now happy she has

    

Scene 2

 

Brenda James is up next as a rich woman lounging by the pool

and the grocery guy shows up with several bags and she takes him into the

kitchen to show him where to put the goodies. Boy, does she show. The guy is a

little nerdy looking with the big black glasses thing going on, but that

doesn't deter this Cougar from eagerly wanting to tip the guy. How, you might

ask? The usual way all delivery boys are always tipped: with a blow job. Isn't

that right? We were all tipped this way--right?

 

She kneels down and takes his pants down and surprise, the

guy is pretty hard and quite well-hung. Brenda bares a breast from her on-piece

suit and squeezes it while she sucks him, talking to him and making those great

Cougar sounds that Kang, or Mr. Mick (I haven't decided yet what to call him)

has probably recorded in a database somewhere and there is probably now an

iPhone application you can download to identify all of them.

 

The happy dude fucks on the counter and the kitchen island

and Brenda looks great and acts outstanding as a horny upscale suburban Cougar.

She brings a great look to this disc, with shoulder-length blond hair and a

great ass, not to mention very nice tits. He delivers a huge load on her face

and she does savor it, saying, "You've cum all over Miss James". Yes he did and

I am not sure who got the tip here. I know I did!

 

Scene 3

 

The great porn veteran Rayveness plays one of a pack of Cougars

who have slinked into a bar looking for prey. In true pack fashion, the dominant one wins and she follows a stud into the Men's room to feast on him in true huntress fashion. Wearing some sort of endangered animal print dress, Rayveness is the archetype of today's Cougar, knowing what she wants and going for it, walking up to the surprised victim and saying, "Looks like you're packing some heavy equipment. Why don't you let Mamahelp you with that?" Jeez! Rayveness is the hottest Cougar on the disc and her

unbridled lust is not acting. She rips into this guy, squeezing her knock-out tits and masturbating while she eats the guy's cock, exhibiting great legmuscles and endurance. What a gal!

 

While she eats and fucks her, legs in black nylons supported

by a garter belt and ending in stilettos, her nasty talk makes it difficult for

the viewer to concentrate--control is called for here. The camera gets great

shots of him eating her and getting her bouncy boobs as she moves her hips

fucking him right back--something you don't see too often with the women. He

pulls out and she presents her ass to the camera while she sucks him, her pussy

lips and ass sticking out at you like daring you to breath. She rides while

slapping her ass, the cheeks going from pink to bright red like cheeks in

freezing weather. She fucks him on a toilet (lid down) and facing the camera

and then kneels down to take his load, catching some in her upturned hands and

licking off of them like cake icing and then regurgitating it back on the tip

of his worn-out dick. I have the feeling she could have gone all night and done

the whole bar and walked briskly home.

 

Rayveness looks stunning in this one, in a Cougar sort of a

way, being one of my favorites and I am happy to see she is not losing

anything, but gaining if that is at all possible. This one is a keeper!

 

 Scene 4

 

Your typical urban fitness center is a known hunting ground

for Cougars and this one is no exception, Lisa Ann being the more experienced

and dominant one when she and a young Cougar-To-Be primp for the prey who is

doing bench presses. The youngster saunters away, but we know she'll back in

some future release for the filmmakers at Wicked.

 

Lisa Ann as we all know has great boobs and they hang great

with big nipples. She sucks the prey's cock while unleashing those giant puppies

out of her pale yellow tank top. Big hoop earrings dangling as her head bobs up

and down. Sitting astride him on a work out mat, she works her ass up and down

and pounds the guy. She is enthusiastic, vocal and nicely tanned and rubs

herself a lot with the guys cock buried in her. I would have to seen a little

more of the guys squeezing and playing with her tits--I mean, that's what they

are there for, right?

 

She flips off and gets ready for the pop shot and says,

"Gimme that cum and the guy within a millisecond obeys, unloading a milky glop

all over her. She lustily looks up in his eyes and purrs. Man oh Man!

 

Scene 5

 

I'll just call him The Mickster. He wants to do some first

hand research so he pretends to be selling magazine subscriptions whose

benefits will go to save the rain forests and the chick that answers the door

of this particular porn mansion, Ann Marie Rios, says after hearing his pitch,

"Well, I was just thinking of how I could save the rain forests and here you

are." Hey, what more do you need? Right? She invites him and they sit on a

small bench-like loveseat while she preens for him, rubbing herself and then

him. Did I say she had huge boobs? She does. She undoes his pants and gets his

huge cock out faster than any of the other Cougars on this disc, devouring it

and his balls in big aggressive mouthfuls. I have to give it to The Mickster,

doing this primary research is essential to understanding the species.

 

Ann Marie was really horny in this role, taking him up the

ass with aplomb, not missing a beat and enjoying every inch of him, pounding

back onto it with nary a flinch. Bering the talented porn star she is, she

takes every of his thing up both holes, making it disappear like Houdini with

elephants. He shoots on her tits and in her mouth and with her cum-drenched

lips, asks about the magazine subscription! No way!

 

 

Summary: The Cougar Hunter by Jonathon Morgan for Wicked Pictures gets a Recommended rating from me. It would have gotten a higher rating if not for the constant, intrusive, and irritating injection of Voodoo as The Mickster. His Aussie accent is funny but the explanations are just too long and you want to bust his chops and get on with it. I mean, we know what's coming. I used the Fast forward button a lot. The picture and audio was great and the overall production is wickedly good. One last additional and very irritating issue with this company--why do they have to come off like MGM with these grandiose intros containing bombastic music and special effects? Get to the menu so we canselect what WE want to see. I mean,  you are trying to satisfy the consumer, aren't you?

Hardcore Cougars

 

 

 

Genre: MILF/Vignette

 

Condoms: Yes

 

Director:  Francois Clousot

 

Length:  1:57

 

Date of Production: 3-8-08 

 

Cast:   Lake Russell,Kayla Quinn, Veronica Vaughn, Kendra Secrets, Rhyse Richards

 

 

Special

Features:   Bonus sex scene with Amber Lynn and Evan Stone

from Housewives of Amber Lane, Behind the Scenes of Hardcore Cougars, Promo

reel, Photo Gallery, Trailers, More Adult Fun, and DVD-Rom materials.

 

The Behind the Scenes segment was 15

minutes or so of good and fun stuff that gave you good shots of the sets and

mansion(s) they were working in and also some personality insight into the

women. Better than average and I barely watch them--like this one, however.

 

The trailers included The Oracle,Dating 101, Colors, Tasty, and The Artist.

 

Audio/Video

Quality:  Good with occasional drop

outs. It seems like the filmmakers can't get the sound between speaking and the

moans and groans at the same level sometimes. Picture was good with a slight

soft focus perspective, at least to my eye. Good overall.

 

Overview:  Five

women are interviewed and in true catty neighborhood style comment on their

friends, sometimes with sly, demeaning digs. These serve as introductions to

the women in the upcoming scene and for the most part, it works ok. Some can

get wordy, but the sex scenes make up for it.

 

Scene 1

 

This scene stars Lake Russell as Brenda who is seen poolside of an enormous home and is speaking about her friend's son who wants to be a sculptor and visits to do a statue of Brenda. Before you can say "Leonardo da Vinci" he is there and she asks him how he might want her to pose. She proceeds to strike a few and posing against a tree like it's a stripper'spole. She asks him to help her get naked and he reluctantly helps, mumbling

something about professionalism. The second he touches her she has her tongue

in his mouth! She then gets his pants down and takes his rod in her mouth.

 

Lake Russell did not appear that hot to me at first, with her hair in some kind of flat style, but once shegot going it kind of fell and fluffed a little and she got a lot better

looking. She has nice perky boobs and is vocal with good facial reactions. The

fucking is good, especially when she rides him facing the camera and the palm

trees in the background. I could have done without the simulated video camera

lens square showing occasionally. She takes a big load in her mouth and

relishes the after orgasm sucking and licking of his wet cock--pretty good

stuff.

 

Scene 2

 

This scene stars Kayla Quinn as Christiana the teacher who

tutors her daughter's friends after business hours and sometimes does more. The

other woman says she has a rep for seducing these kids, and frankly, I don't

know what their problem is. She is shown in her bedroom in a business suit and

purple blouse and the bedroom is her place to do this because it reduces the

stress for the student! Her daughter brings in the boy toy and she slightly

scolds him for getting behind in his studies. She then makes her move after

complaining it is a little hot in the room, unbuttoning her blouse a few

buttons and revealing glistening breasts straining out of her of black bra.

Unable to control herself she throws the guy down and jumps on top just as her

daughter enters and sees them, calling her a whore. Neither student nor teacher

pays her any mind.

 

The sex is good with Kayla, a big-titted tattoed go getter

just devouring the lucky kid. She takes him deep everywhere and breathes

heavily, occasionally looking at the camera as if she is telling us what a

great job she has. They do it every which way and Kayla fucks the kid back

hard. The cum shot to the face is decent and they get a good close-up of her

face, but with that damn fake video square again!

 

Scene 3

This scene has Veronica Vaughn as Sylvia the Gold Digger who

has married a rich guy who travels a lot and while being interviewed the

stepson steps in and she sits him down on a couch and tells him how cute he is

and how she cannot keep her hands of him. She has on a pinstriped jacket over a

white frilly blouse and slacks and heels. He feels her up as they kiss and she

then unzips his jeans and takes off her blouse to reveal nice big boobs encased

in a pink bra. The shot from behind as she squats down to suck him with her

tight pants and platinum hair is pretty good.

 

She looks good naked with real nice nipples, but is somewhat

subdued but appears to be having fun. Her vocals are more of the whisper

variety than the louder stuff. He cums on her face and it is a smaller load

than some of these guys produce and she quietly strokes him and the scene fades

out. This is a decent scene, but not nuclear level at any part.

 

Scene 4

 

This stars Kendra Secrets as Susan, the Rich and Bitchy. She

is a brunette with a biker/60's hippie look with big hoop earrings. The house

she is in is ridiculously huge and beautiful and it is evident she has too much

time on her hands. She invites her hair stylist over and between the two of

them I can't tell who has the biggest ego or the most arrogant or the biggest

whore! As he begins to shape her hair she gets hot and his hands wander down to

her breasts. She admits she didn't know that he liked girls. Well, she shows

her different.

 

Kendra has a nice body with good boobs and pierced belly

button. She is vocal and talks to him during the whole scene. Her eye contact

is terrific and that alone is enough to make the viewer lose it all. She

appears younger than the other women but who knows? The stud is good looking

and well-hung and she takes him down to the nub, her erect nipples like two

nail heads. He unloads a big one in her mouth and the close-ups at that point

are very good with a comment about cum being a good conditioner for her hair.

 

Scene 5

 

Rhyse Richards stars as Mary, the PTA/Soccer Mom who is married to a doctor. Being a stay at home Mom, she is a little bored and when two great looking studs come to the door asking if she would like her address painted on her curb she grins slyly and grabs their muscle shirts and dragsthem in to the bedroom where she rapes them both!

Rhyse is a nice looking blonde with angular features and big tits (is their a theme here?) and she lets her hair down and removes the glasses is quite attractive. The sex is fast and furious and while she does not do a DP, the action never falters and they end up coming on her boobs,climaxing a very good scene with a lot of staying power.

 

Summary:  I give this a Recommended rating. Hardcore Cougars from Wicked and directed by Francois Clousot is a fun picture with pretty good sex. It was a good production with

fantastic locations and good looking guys. All but one of the women were vocal and all were built pretty good. The scenes were good with Veronica Vaughn's the weakest and Kayla Quinn's the strongest. Kendra was a great kisser and thedirtiest. I would have liked to have seen Rhyse do a DP too.

Wicked Sampler

Also in this set is a sampler of scenes (seem cut and short to me) from other with a production date of 12-23-08. Scenes include:

Jessica Drake and Randy spears from the movie, Fallen

Stormy Daniels and Derrick Pierce from Two, and

Kaylani Lei, Shyla Styles and Tommy Gunn in The Accidental Hooker

Trailers on this disc include:

Fallen

The Wicked

Kissing Girls, and

Two

 

There is a "Tonight Reel" that showcases all of the women stars from the studio and showcases them quite well.  No sex, just a lot of glam-posing.

Seeing Jessica Drake in Fallen was great and I am going to check that one out, but if this disc was meant to serve as a compelling sales attraction, it fell short. There just was not enough there for me to tip the scales into a Buy decision.


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