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Big Boob Film School Dropouts

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Gonzo, Cheerleaders, Big Ass

Director: Ivan

Cast: Katie Kox, Austin, Nikki Sexx, Keni Styles, Alexia Rae, Mark Zane, Nika Noir, Sascha, Natasha Nice, Anthony Rosano
Non-sex role: Ivan, Steve P.

Length: 102:05 minutes

Katie Kox with Austin

Date of Production: 2/4/2011

Extras: The 64:50 minute long Behind the Scenes feature was the best extra by far, the foibles of the cast and director amusing me but also including some script material, and a variety of additional footage. There was also a photogallery, some spam, and trailers for those that care.

Condoms: None

Nikki Sexx

Audio/Video Quality: Big Boob Film School Dropouts was presented in an interestingly shot 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color by director Ivan for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec with 480p resolution. The lighting was such that the scenes looked good across the board, reducing any related issues such as grain or mosquito noise drastically over cheaper porn. The composition of the camera angles showed the ladies having fun, capturing the heat of the gals going at one another and attacking the cock, making for a great visual experience. The video bitrate on this MPEG-2 version was in the mid 5.3 Mbps most of the time I paid it any attention, the movie looking better than the first volume in the series. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital using the 192 Kbps bitrate (with optional music) and 48 kHz sampling rate expected of the project. The music was subdued and not intrusive at all while the vocals were slightly hollow with no separation but I could hear the ladies at all times.

Alexia Rae with Mark Zane

Body of Review: Ivan is a talented director whose work you’ve probably seen in dozens of different places, my main studio these days seemingly Tom Byron Pictures. The talented man is known far and wide for his ability to capture a lot of the fun factor many of his peers miss, his casting also renowned as superior by those in the know. His latest movie sent my way is called Big Boob Film School Dropouts, a cute homage to the ins and outs of film school as told by a curvy cast of ladies such as Katie Kox, Alexia Rae, Nikki Sexx, Nika Noir, and Natasha Nice. I heard absolutely nothing about this movie from any reputable source so I really didn’t know anything about it but knowing Ivan’s sly sense of humor, I was convinced it would have a few nods to the lack of trained talent in the porn world. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Nika Noir with Sascha

Scene One: Katie Kox, the busty blond gaffer seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first with Austin, the two kissing before her shirt came off and he offered her his pecker for sucking. She enhanced the action by using her hand on the shaft, the guy holding her hair like a gentleman as she focused her efforts on the head. That led to a titty fuck and some active vaginal pounding on the couch, the gal quite vocal until he launched his genetic juice onto her chest.

Natasha Nice

Scene Two: Nikki Sexx, another busty gal but this one serving as the sound engineer, was up next with moper Keni Styles on the set. Granted, most of the time I see him in movies it is in the role of a wimpy loser getting pushed around by women (in Femdom scenes) but she gave her all to make it work as she knelt down before him and started slobbing his modest knob. They moved into a 69 and then started vaginally screwing on the desk, her vocals more active than her body as she passively took all he had to offer. It also ended with a facial, his limited population pudding landing more on her neck than her face.

Scene Three: Alexia Rae, a big boobed editor, was up next in the office with Mark Zane, her hands roaming across his crotch until he relented and allowed him to unfasten his pants. She then blew him in a mechanical fashion, using her hand to limit how much went into her mouth as if repulsed by his rod. She titty fucked him and that left a puddle of spunk on his abdomen, the limited scene showing about as much chemistry as the previous scenes.

Scene Four: Nika Noir, the cute dame on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the “star” of the imaginary flick, dominating prisoner Sascha in a makeshift jail cell until he took a hint. Her outfit came off quickly and he savored her tits, her oral skills put to work as much as her tits before some active vaginal boning took place. Of the entire cast to this point, Nika was the most polished performer of lot, still lacking chemistry but at least showing herself (her partner, and the audience) a good time. Sascha ended it by beating out a round of splooge to her boobs, the smile on her face indicative of a job well done.

Scene Five: Natasha Nice, the featured cutie on the center of the front cover, was up last as she used her position to demand sexual services from moper Anthony Rosano in her office. She climbed onto her desk and spread her legs, brushing aside her panties to grant him greater access to her snatch, his fingers worked in deeper to allow some additional lubing up before she reciprocated and aggressively gave Nika a run for her money as the best of the batch. The blowjob was pretty solid and led to a titty fuck, the formula kept constant with some active vaginal plowing taking place until the inevitable titty pop.

Summary: Big Boob Film School Dropouts by director Ivan for Tom Byron Pictures provided a basic sexual experience without any of the frills, the cast not really showing much connection or chemistry to one another and the length of the affair on the limited side. For me, it ended stronger than it started, the BTS extra nearly as enjoyable as the movie at large so I rated it a respectable Rent It. In short, Big Boob Film School Dropouts did not rely on extremely popular performers, big budgets, or a wildly appealing theme so much as try to give a straightforward (yet comedic) look at the making of a movie, definitely worth a midweek stroke session or two but only fans of the cast will want to own a copy.