The Movie:

Teanna Kai's Nasty Little Stripper Girls sounds great as a title, one that suggests dirty backroom deeds and some fantastic-looking ladies. Unfortunately, this series of vignettes promises far more than it can actually deliver.

From harsh lighting to awkward chemistry, Teanna Kai's Nasty Little Stripper Girls (or as it's misspelled in the opening titles: Teanna Kai's Nasty Litle Stripper; for some reason I can't discern, the last word of the title is left off) is a mixed bag clocking in at slightly less (five minutes) than the advertised two hours that may only appeal to those with nothing else to watch. All of the sex is no condom. Shall we?

Scene 1 (Haley): A pert little redhead who looks as though she got trapped inside a tanning bed, Haley nevertheless attacks her fella's dick with some gusto. Despite frequent looks off-camera, she stops sucking and they start in a reverse cowgirl. He pulls out briefly to suck her pussy and then cowgirl starts up again. She sucks him a little more, they slide into doggy and then missionary and the scene ends with him popping his load into her mouth. Not a lot of passion, but Haley moans here and there.

Scene 2 (Lesley Zen & Teanna Kai): These two tease the viewer and then get right to it on the stage used to introduce each girl. Some heavy kissing, rubbing and sucking start things off as Teanna is vocal throughout. Lesley goes down on Teanna first, as Teanna talks dirty to the camera; then it's Lesley's turn for Teanna to suck her pierced clit. Lesley is equally vocal and likes to talk to the camera. Soon, a dildo appears and Teanna works Lesley's pussy over. In switching, they both suck on the dildo before Lesley starts thrusting into Teanna. The scene ends with Lesley licking some more before the pair starts making out.

Scene 3 (Lee & Teanna Kai): Lee, a blonde sporting firm natural tits, a completely shaven pussy and a lower-back tattoo goes at it with Teanna on a red satin couch; some initial kissing and sucking gives way to Teanna sucking and finger-fucking Lee. Both girls are really into it as Lee returns the favor, even including a small vibrator. Next, Teanna and Lee grind pussy as they fuck each other on the couch. Easily the best scene in the film as both are really turned on and being very vocal.

Scene 4 (Diamond Foxx): Her eye-sore tits and razor burned pussy aside, Diamond Foxx nevertheless shows some spark. She starts off gobbling her heavily tattooed co-star's dick on yet another (different) red couch, getting nice and deep. They segue into cowgirl and then missionary. A little more oral then into doggy; some sideways-fucking, back to cowgirl and he finishes by cumming into her mouth. She's loud, but he stays mostly quiet.

Scene 5 (Sue Diamond & Teanna Kai): Sue Diamond (who has the best set of tits in the film) and Teanna start out by 69'ing in a nicely decorated bedroom. Sue fucks Teanna with a dildo, Teanna returns the favor but the scene fades out just as it looks like things are about to get interesting. The shortest scene on the disc, which is a shame.

Scene 6 (Brandy Nicole): In an abrupt shift to a little playacting, Brandy Nicole surprises a male customer on a café set (?) and promptly gets to work deep throating his sizable cock. After taking him deep, she climbs atop the café table to take him in her shaved pussy. Clutching to the table for dear life, she's plowed missionary style and frankly, looks really uncomfortable. Clinging to the table doesn't help but she also looks as though his cock might be too much for her. They finish up with her swallowing his load.

The DVD

Video:

Teanna Kai's Nasty Little Stripper Girls is presented in 1.33.1 fullscreen; a release shot on video, which means soft images and in the case of the brief "stripping" segments that open each vignette, hot white lights blowing out the image to the point where you can barely see what's going on when the camera gets in close. In the case of scene two, this is a real problem as the white light distracts from what's going on. Other than that, the video is pretty clear and free of noise – it's your standard issue shot-on-video look.

Audio:

Offered in Dolby 2.0 stereo, the vignettes sound decent. It sounds at times like the sound was recorded with the camera (which it likely was) so when the girls lean in to whisper naughty nothings, it's sometimes difficult to make out what they're saying. The bouncy synth score may drive you nuts after a while, particularly if you leave the animated menu on for any length of time – however, what sexy noises are present come through loud and clear.

Extras:

If an underwhelming presentation weren't enough, the "XXXtras" aren't so hot either. Aside from a slideshow of images, there's a Web site link, a sex line ad, contact info for Baby Doll Pictures, and another Web link. Pretty weak.

Final Thoughts:

None of the ladies on this compilation really jumped out at me; most of them look really bored or uncomfortable and there are enough bumps, marks and sagging to really turn you off. Teanna Kai did get one thing right – the title: a lot of this disc is just nasty. Skip it.