2008, 2:20 plus extras

Director: Jonalungus

With: Richard Mann, Boz, Kendra Secrets, Flower Tucci, Nadi Phuket, Jordan Nevaeh, Sophie Sotto

In this fairly satisfying collection of five scenes, Boz and Richard Mann, two of the busiest big-dicked guys in the business, individually seduce married or engaged women who claim to have never been with a black man. The girls have often thought about it, though, and they are easy marks for these men whose seduction technique consists essentially of approaching them in a public place and pulling out their schlongs. Funny, that never works when we try it.

Both Mann (the "manaconda") and Boz aren't much with small talk, so it's up to unseen director-cameraman Jonalungus to carry the ball with the charming chitchat. The girls, especially Sophie Sotto, have some talent for ad-libbing, which almost makes you think they really are inexperienced non-pros. But when they agree to go to a room with strange men for sex, the illusion of naivete is kind of blown.

Scene 1.  Boz spots the very porn-vet-looking Kendra Secrets on the street carrying an odd little case. It's her pool cue and she explains she's on her way to hustle up some cash to make ends meet now that her husband is in jail. Boz and Jonalungus take her to a conveniently empty pool hall, where one of Boz's previous DVDs sits on the green baize. Once Boz pulls out his snake Kendra recognizes the resemblance to the one on the box and she's immediately on her knees. After Boz reciprocates with pussy and butt licking, there's some fine fucking and a cum shot on the black-haired babe's tongue.

Scene 2 opens with a closeup of a wide ass shaking. It belongs to good ol' Flower Tucci and she's all ready for action -- no fake banter necessary for this horny pro. The cameraman asks, "Why do you deserve a monster cock today?" and she snaps back, "I sucked your dick earlier, shit!" Immediately she's skillfully deep-throating Boz, talking dirty about his "n----- dick" and getting all spitty and sweaty. She even takes his supershaft anally, and in the course of their furious fucking and ATM action, she squirts girl cum five or six times.

Scene 3.  Sweet, petite Asian-American Nadi Phuket is stopped by Boz and Jonalungus outside a mall. She's vaguely interested in why they've approached her with a camera and explains that she works with her family in a store at the shopping center but could use some extra money. The guys want to visit the kinfolk, but she thinks not and settles on a visit to a nearby bed. The very toothy, blue-eyed cutie asks, "What kind of show is this"? as Boz's tool is suddenly thrust in her face. Oh yeah, it's a porn shoot, so when in Rome ...  Nadi sucks as much as she can get in her mouth but overdoes the acting a bit when the humping commences: "Oh, it's so big!" she screams -- even though Boz, sizing up the anatomical situation, is only sliding about three of his 10 or 12 inches into her tiny twat.

Scene 4. Richard Mann and pal Justice, bouncing a basketball down a residential street in Porn Valley, spot a housewife (Jordan Nevaeh) having some trouble with her garbage cans, so the chivalrous Richard offers a hand. Soon he and the natural, freckle-faced, dirty blonde beauty, who is made up to look convincingly bedraggled, are in her backyard discussing the dirty movies she says she has of herself. Cue the appearance of the cock -- Jordan laughs, gasps and brings her new best friend inside, pulling him by his big handle. She sucks slowly but passionately and puts her lovely body in any number of positions for poking. Richard's thick cum shot covers her pretty face, leaving her eyes and mouth glued shut.

Scene 5. Boz and his pal are in a fast food joint when they spot a girl (Sophie Sotto) eating alone. They're all over that and strike up a conversation, in the midst of which the silent Boz whips it out. Confessing she hasn't experienced all she should before getting married, she agrees to experience her first black man. Sophie, with short reddish hair, funky clothes and a natural body, doesn't come off as a porn star, and her sex scene is realistic and exciting to watch.

                                                     THE DVD

Lots of extras flesh out the already lengthy feature. There's a half-hour bonus scene taken from "Abominable Black Man #10," in which Richard Mann picks up strawberry blonde Zoey. She says she's from Texas, and within a few minutes she's revealing a great down-home butt and a fuzzy pussy. The structure of the scene is similar to those in the main movie.

There are four hardcore trailers, for the similarly black-on-white titles "Daddy's Worst Nightmare," "Blackzilla 2," "My Daughter's Fucking Blackzilla #15" and "Mann of the House." Add to that a photo montage of the women in the main feature and a rundown of web sites offering a range of thematically arranged smut.

Each of the feature's scenes, which were shot in 2007 and 2008, are presented in 4:3 full frame and are well lit. But there's a little problem with background noise drowning out some of the outdoor dialogue, much of which is muttered far from the camera's mike to begin with. (I really wanted to hear more of what Jordan Nevaeh was saying.) Also, the movements of the camera itself cause some rumbling in one scene.

                                            THE LAST WORD

No viewer will really believe that the girls here are experiencing their "First Monster Cock," especially slut supreme Flower Tucci. But two of the gonzo feature's lesser-known performers, Jordan Nevaeh and Sophie Sotto, add some genuine thrills to the interracial action. An old-style square picture, some dubious sound quality and the leading men's lack of vocal prowess detract from what is mostly hot action.