2008, 2:22 plus extras

Director: Jonalungus

With: Shane Diesel, Hottie Hollie, Jami Kenney, Naomi Cruise, Rosario Stone, Joclyn Stone

In the course of one of the sex scenes here, a woman asks Shane "Blackzilla" Diesel, "How often do you fuck white girls?" "Every fucking day," he answers matter-of-factly, "every fucking day." And this collection shows once again that finding and fucking hot women is all in a day's work for the massively hung, bald stud.

Prowling the streets, parking lots and strip malls of U.S. porn capital the San Fernando Valley, Diesel, accompanied by an unseen male friend and a vidcam operator, has amazing luck finding chicks who'll buy his line and consent, with very little coaxing, to go to a room with him and do it all in front of a camera. (We strongly suspect that if the camera disappeared, so would the luck.)

As artificial reality porn goes, however, Shane's stuff is enjoyably casual, and the ladies in this number are particularly fine as well as wide-ranging in type. And they all seem to truly get off -- there's acting and then there's a real orgasm.

Scene 1.  Shane spots two young women in short skirts walking in a parking lot. The black-haired, long-legged Hottie Hollie is drawn to the stranger in the car like Britney Spears to a corndog, but her redheaded "sister" (unbilled) tries to pull her away. "He's a fucking black guy, not worth your time," sis barks, causing Shane and his buddy to chuckle at the blatant racism. (A cornerstone, and for some viewers the hotness, of Diesel's work is his capitalizing on ancient black/white fear and loathing.) Shane tells Hollie she looks like Nicky Hilton. "But can Nicky Hilton suck dick like I can?" she retorts. The bubblehead can hardly wait to get back to Shane's place, where she gets the humping of her young life, which involves some female ejaculation.

Scene 2.  "Older mom" Jami Kenney, a skinny brunette, is sitting around waiting for her ride, when Shane chats her up and offers to take her wherever she wants to go -- as long as it's his place. He pulls out the dick in his backyard and she starts to mouth it but only gets really orally serious once they've repaired to the den. Then Shane puts his mouth to work and elicits several squirting orgasms, which he motorboats loudly, to Jami's screaming delight. In the course of their rough riding, Jami squirts seven or eight times; sometimes in a piss-like stream that Shane catches in his mouth like he's drinking from a water fountain and spits back into her mouth or all over her face. That's crazy gross hot.

Scene 3.  While Shane and his bud are lunching outside, a cute strawberry blonde (Naomi Cruise) paces back and forth talking on her cell phone to her husband. Seems she forgot her purse at the office (yeah, women forget their purse like they forget to look at every mirror they pass) and is really hungry. Our gallant hero gives her a sawbuck and she returns with her tray to eat with him. Soon he's wanting reciprocation for that lavish Jack in the Box experience and Naomi naturally gives in. "What are we going to do?" she asks innocently. "Stuff," he explains. "Harmless." Again, there's some tentative outdoor activity before the serious action inside. The wholesome-looking Naomi (a cross between the young Marilyn Chambers and Ginger Lynn) has awesome natural boobs and a ginger bush. She seems to be in a little discomfort when Shane starts poking her, but she eventually loosens up, literally and figuratively. By the end, the worn-out Naomi has mascara, as well as cum, dripping down her face.

Scene 4.  Shane stops outside at the offices of How to Pick Up Girls and calls to book some time with an associate. (He needs advice?) Out steps dark, full-figured Latina Rosario Stone, whose heavy accent and "professional" demeanor are a hoot. She initially scolds Shane when he comes on to her -- hey, no funny business, she's just here to give tips on dating -- but she succumbs to his charms when he starts rubbing her tits. When she gets a look at his bazooka, she backs off, fearing "it too big for my poosy." The truth is, it fits her poosy just fine, not to mention her hungry boca. Rosario is the disc's sole swallower of a mouthful of cum. Helpful lessons all around.

Scene 5.  Mature, hefty blonde Joclyn Stone comes knocking at Shane's door and the two repair to the back porch, where Shane starts undressing the deep-voiced, brightly smiling mama. She pulls back her red panties to reveal a seriously full, dark bush, which Shane instantly takes a licking to. Inside, the pair engage in what most viewers would consider normal, non-porn-style love-making. Excepting Shane's racially bruising sex talk, the humping's not rough, but slow, long and well-savored. Joclyn is in no pain whatsoever taking in that fat joint; she barely breaks a sweat and maintains her friendly smile and good humor throughout. It's a nice, hot way to end the show.

                                                 THE DVD

With scores of chapter stops, it's easy to find your way around this long gonzo video -- and you'll definitely discover favorite moments to return to quickly and repeatedly. The Pick Your Pleasure menu helps further in this regard, letting you head right to, say, missionary positions, or blow jobs, or cum shots.

There's a lot more than just the movie. A half-hour bonus scene, culled from "Manaconda 3," has absolute hottie Nichole playing strip pool with long-shanked Richard Mann. The sassy brunette doesn't squirt, she creams, and her long clit is prominent under its raised hood. An unusual extra is black-and-white video of three of the girls in the feature taking showers; nothing happens, they just soap up and rinse off as the camera looks down from a high perch. "Solo Scene" is a seven-minute extra featuring Hollie Hottie, and then Rosario Stone, silently masturbating with fingers only.

Four trailers highlight black studs Richard Mann and Boz: "Big Mann on Campus," "Boz Has Chocolate Fever," "2 Big 2 Be True #9" (the 4:3 picture has been stretched to fill a wide screen) and "Abominable Black Man #9." There's also a photo gallery containing a couple of funny pix.

All of the scenes in the feature are 16:9 widescreen and the HD-quality picture is crisp and bright, especially in the outdoor sequences in sunny SoCal. (Some of the sex seems to come dangerously close to being in public view.)

                                              THE LAST WORD

This is a strong effort from busy cocksman Shane Diesel, thanks to the high-quality women who get all over his huge unit. The wife-playing-while-her-husband's-away scenarios aren't all that convincing, but once the sex is underway, all artifice goes out the window: the ladies, particularly squirt machine Jami Kenney, clearly are no longer acting. Generous extras help make this one a keeper.