Genres: Barely legal, alt porn, compilation

Director: Joanna Angel

Running time: 2 hours, 17 minutes

Condoms: No

Production dates: 2012-14

Cast: Effie, Hermionie Danger, Mabel, Mikaela, Moretta Coxxx, Joanna Angel (non-sex), Danny Wylde, Wolf Hudson, Erik Everhard, Bill Bailey, and Mr. Pete

DVD extras: Extras include a photo gallery and some trailers.

Video and audio: Joanna Angel directed the five scenes, and Mike Quasar is credited with shooting it. The movie is shot in anamorphic widescreen with a 16/9 ratio. Video and audio quality are both good as this is a professional release.

Scene one: Effie and Danny Wylde (from 2012)

Danny Wylde plays a piano nerd who is practicing for a recital when his punk rock girlfriend Effie shows up to make sure he makes good on his promise to fuck her, which he hasn’t done after three months of dating and she’s getting restless. He’s reluctant and gives her every excuse, but she’s not to be dissuaded and takes his cock out of his jeans. She looks sexy as hell with blonde hair in punk pigtails, and a plaid skirt with torn stockings. She expertly works over his cock with her mouth and hands, getting it hard and ready for her. There is a lot of oral sex from both, plus she takes it doggy style and they fuck with her on top. Effie had a brief tenure in the adult industry (her IAFD credits are modest, but the database is wrong that this scene was from 2012’s Wet Wifebeaters) but she was a joy to watch fuck here. She takes it from him reverse cowgirl, on her side and doggy-style. She takes a facial across her beautiful face before they have to scurry away because they’re discovered by his piano professor (Joanna Angel). I enjoyed her performance, and wouldn’t mind revisiting this one again.

Scene two: Hermionie Danger and Wolf Hudson (from 2014)

Hermionie Danger looks sexy as fuck with her red hair and black and white striped knee-high socks as she sneaks outside for a cigarette. Wolf Hudson finds her and says that her parents would kill her for smoking and she tells him that she’d be killed for more, and grabs his package through his jeans. They go inside to what they say is her parents’ bedroom. “This is so inappropriate: fucking on my parents’ bed,” she tells him as he’s about to go down on her. He actually spends a lot of time licking her pussy, and does it before she even gets his cock out of his jeans. She looks great as she’s being fucked, and has an addictive smile. She fucked on her side, reverse cowgirl, doggy-style, and missionary. She’s a lovely and horny girl, and she readily takes his load across her nice (and small) tits. It was a nice scene that was good to watch (and pleasure one’s self to).

Scene three: Mabel and Erik Everhard (from 2013)

Erik Everhard is playing a high school janitor who wants to shut down a locker room so he can fool around with his plaything Mabel. When he gets in there, Joanna Angel is dressing and we get a few moments to enjoy her lovely tits before she’s shooed away and Mabel comes out from a locker. She looks very tall, and has a lot of her body covered in tattoos. She’s very sexy. She squirms with delight when he gets her on a bench to lick her pussy. It looks heavenly to her, and she was brought to a climax. He then fucks her missionary with her back still on the bench. It was very hot watching her squirm more as he’s fucking her but also tries to rub her clit with his thumb while pounding her. They move into doggy-style and reverse, and back to having Mabel on her back. She has one of the biggest smiles I’ve seen in porn in a while when taking a facial. It was a good fuck.

Scene four: Mikaela and Bill Bailey (from 2014)

Mikaela is playing a teen who sneaks her boyfriend into her home, while her parents are said to be sleeping. She looks very tall, and has black hair and white and black striped socks that come almost to where her short shorts leave off. She looks quite luscious and fuckable. And Bill Bailey sounds quite floored with the oral skills she demonstrates on his tool. You can see her rubbing herself while he’s fucking her face. He spends a lot of time licking her pussy before they move into penetrative sex. She climbs on top of him to be pounded. Then she gets on reverse cowgirl and bounces on his erection. After a few moments, she bends over and lets him in doggy-style. Some of the most intense fucking comes missionary, as they’re both very close to climax. It ends with a facial across her beautiful face, and him having to scamper away when her mom is calling from the background.

Scene five: Moretta Coxxx and Mr. Pete (from 2013)

The scene opens with Joanna Angel playing a restaurant manager who is on her employee Mr. Pete for not keeping the glasses as clean as she’d like. He’s complaining about his job and wishing his band would blow up under his breath when punk, pink-haired hottie Moretta Coxxx is found at the jukebox and she coincidentally puts on Mr. Pete’s band’s song. They start making out and shortly after, she’s on her knees with his cock in her mouth. He also bends her over and fucks her doggy-style on one of the barstools. She also fucks missionary on her back (on the bar stools) and she’s loud and animated. He asks her if he can fuck her anally, and she agrees and climbs on his cock for some anal reverse cowgirl. When he shoots, it’s across her face and she can’t resist sucking on his tool for some ATM. After the facial, Joanna Angel shows up again to fire Mr. Pete, but he says, “Who gives a shit? She digs my band.”

Final thoughts:

Even though this was a compilation, I found a lot that I really enjoyed in it. The five alt porn babes were all very sexy and put on good performances. There was still a lot of continuity, though, with all five scenes staying on-message to the theme. I also liked the way that Joanna Angel found a way to work her way into three of the five scenes; it’s very Hitchcockian. One thing I noticed was that Joanna Angel’s scenes seem to have more pussy-licking than usual in porn. Not that it’s unheard of, but there’s more here than usual and I like that. This movie is recommended.