Cinemaplay = good. European = bad. Can this mismatched pair win over this jaded porn critic? Let's watch.
Scene 1:
Sharon
Condoms:
None
Going into this I was hoping that with the "European" part of the title, that would indicate that there would be very little talky-talky. I was happy about this. But no, there's a story going on here.
Sharon barely speaks English, and so the awkward patter to start things off is, well, awkward. Anyway, dude offers to marry the girl to take her to America, but wants to make sure she can handle all her wifely duties first. She seems to suck cock rather well, but of course we all know this is not something that happens once you get married. Am I right fellas? Eh? Come on!
Sharon continues to audition for a trip to America and if it were up to me she'd qualify on looks alone. Not content to get by on her appearance though, she takes dude's cock like a champ and loves the blast of cum she gets at the end. The story has no real ending, if you care.
Scene 2:
Molissa
Condoms:
None
Molissa is dude's second bride-to-be audition. She speaks better English than Sharon did, but somehow the interview is more awkward. The blowjob isn't much better, and the sex that follows is merely average. Even the cumshot is weak.
Before the scene pans out, dude starts to weasel his way out of marrying her, but again there's really no ending before the start of the next scene.
Scene 3:
Lydia
Condoms:
None
Speaking of next scenes, here's one! Lydia is our third American wannabe and goes through the same Q&A session before test driving dude's schlong. Her oral skills aren't that great either, but the sex (including some lengthy anal) is a little better than it was with the previous girl. Still, sorta lifeless overall. They set the bar too high with Sharon and the first scene.
Scene 4:
Linda
Condoms:
None
Redhead Linda is up next and there's not much here to say except there's some good-natured sex in the kitchen here. In the end, dude locks her in the bathroom. I'm not sure what that solves actually.
Scene 5:
Valerie
Condoms:
None
We're in a new location for dude's interview of Valerie, who's awfully tall and that's a good thing. She doesn't let me down and gives dude a fantasic blowjob, and goes through the whole scene with a big smile on her face. Bonus points.
Scene 6:
Sally
Condoms:
None
Sally is the last girl who wants to go to America. By that I mean, she's the last girl on the DVD auditioning to go to America. She looks like someone who you'd see in any office in the country, so bonus points for that. Unfortunately she sucks cock about as well as someone who works in your office would, which is to say, not very well. The sex is better though. The first girl should have been the finale.
Extras:
As per usual, extras are the one thing Cinemaplay doesn't do very well. All you get here is a bonus striptease by a girl named Mia, and a preview of the original European Mail Order Brides.
Audio/Video:
This full frame production looks just a little fuzzy at times, but the audio is fine.
Concluding Words:
Don't start your videos with your best scene. It tends to leave the audience with nowhere to go. Still, I have to give this one a solid Recommended rating.
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