Genre:  Gonzo, Alt Porn

Director:  James Deen

Cast:

• Annika
• Azure Maddox
• Crystal Carrera
• Miya Monroe
• Taurus
• Brian Street Team
• Danny Wylde
• James Deen
• John Strong
• Mr. Pete

Length:  159 Minutes

Extras:  Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Photo Gallery.  The 16 minute behind the scenes is entertaining and insightful into the directorial style of Deen and his crew. I was surprised to find out the relative inexperience of the cast from the interviews.

Audio/Video Quality:  Widescreen/Stereo

Overview:  A bunch of pantyless punk hoes get banged out.  James Deen is one of my favorite stunt cocks in the business.  It’s obvious he loves to fuck hotties and hotties love to fuck him.  This is the first film I’ve seen him direct and hopefully his lust for hot ass and lack of arrogant dickishness will translate to the same high level of chemistry he brings to his scenes as a performer.

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

Gothy Azure Maddox is in a white-walled warehouse giving the camera a tease in her short black dress.  She’s not tattooed and pierced like the typical Burning Angel girl but that’s fine with me, she’s still cute as hell.  She flips up her dress to reveal a bald beev and juicy little ass.  James Deen is oblivious to the show as he stands texting a few feet away.  Azure gets his attention with a tap on his shoulder and a flash of her ass.  That’s all the invitation James needs.  She slobs on his knob with lots of hot eye contact before he eats her ass and pussy from behind and gives her a fervent boning up against a support beam. The action and dirty talk is hot and both performers are clearly into each other.  Also I’m not normally a shoe fetish guy but I am seriously perving out on how good Azure’s ass looks propped in the air by her high-heeled boots.  Her dress comes down to reveal a set of perfect natural tits with perky nipples.  James drains his nuts all over her mouth and tits and she sucks him clean before walking away satisfied while he stands there confused with his dick in his hand.

James makes sure Azure is following the no panties allowed rule.

This scene was good.  No gimmicks or frills, a bare bones set, and hot fucking.  I liked that the performers stayed standing the entire time as it made the sex seem much more fevered and spontaneous.  The camera work was done well also, with more medium close-up shots where you can see the performers’ whole bodies and not just a gynecological exam.

Scene 2:

Leggy Taurus is walking through a warehouse district in a short tight black dress.  She’s hot in the face and has the cheekbones and DSLs of a punk Kristina Rose.  She walks to an empty lot and hikes up her dress to show the camera her ass and hairless mound.  Brian Street Team is standing nearby and approaches her with the classic line “so… you’re not wearing panties?”  Taurus goes for this obviously and lets him fuck her right then and there.  This scene has a hot voyeuristic theme as they fuck outside while you can hear traffic and helicopters in the background.  Taurus gives a vocal performance but it seems clear from her body language that the janky abandoned furniture they find to fuck on isn’t the most comfortable surface.  When she moves to her knees to blow him the scene really picks up; this girl was born to suck dicks.  Brian finally gives her a face blast.

Taurus isn't wearing panties because panties are not allowed.

This scene was inferior to the last one but it was still strokeable.  I like the fucking-in-public element and again the videography was solid and the performers were cropped well.  There were a few hiccups in the sound where the you could hear two track overlap but it wasn’t too distracting.

Scene 3:

Miya Monroe shows up late for her private P.E. tutoring with teacher John Strong.  She’s wearing a short plaid skirt and knee socks but obviously no panties since from the title we know that those are not allowed in this movie.  What she lacks in panties she makes up for in sass mouth.  She half-asses all of her exercises but with a full view of her ass for Coach Strong.  It turns out there is one exercise Miya is good at and that’s making fuck.  She emphatically sucks John’s cock like she’s trying to earn extra credit.  They soon get busy on the coincidentally (and hilariously) placed mattress in the school gym.  Miya enjoys a solid pounding and her dirty talk is top shelf.  They finish off the session with Miya taking a load across the face.

No panties allowed is the only rule Miya knows how to follow.

I enjoyed Miya’s performance here but the positions were stale.  Also Miya never gets naked so we never see her tits or the rest of her body which unless she’s a burn victim is a serious downside to the scene.

Scene 4:

Mick Blue is busy in the woodshop when he happens to notice the beautiful Crystal Carrera flashing him her ass and titties.  This naturally makes him want to shop his wood in her mouth and pussy.  Soon he’s banging her brains out right there on the workbench.  She gives him a slow wet blowjob with perfect suck-the-head/stroke-the-shaft technique.  Mick Blue takes his time savoring her, making multiple trips south to keep her clit stimulated.  After a long bang session they bring it home with Mick dumping his load on Crystal’s tits and tongue.

Mick gets a view of Crystal's goods because she's not allowed to wear panties.

I’d just like to reiterate that Crystal Carrera is FUCKING GORGEOUS.  I know that is a matter of taste but any fan of Joanna Angel or other tattooed big-haired brunettes could blow loads just watching this girl read the phonebook.  Ultimately she never seemed to fully get off regardless of Mick Blue’s dedication to her pink bean but I was satisfied just watching her in action.

Scene 5:

Gothed-out waif Annika is the boys’ locker room jilling off while smelling dirty gym clothes (uhh…OK?) when she hears jocks Danny Wylde, Mr. Pete and Brian Street Team come in.  She hides around the corner and waits for them to whip out their cocks.  She has no luck so she reveals herself and demands a dicking.  The boys are happy to meet her demands and take turns fucking her pussy and mouth.  They do a good job turning her out and Annika can certainly take a bit of the rough trade.  Annika could do a little better job of engaging all the boys at once, especially during one extended sequence where Mr. Pete simply rubs his dick on her face.  Her shameless teenage whore act is very convincing though and she looks great getting bent and twisted into different positions.  The party ends with every jock’s cock dropping a hot load on her face.

Annika probably wouldn't wear panties even if they were allowed.

I was pleasantly surprised with this scene.  Annika is a bit scrawny for my taste but she is pretty in the face and held her own against the boys.  The camera angles were unique and often showed the guys not actively fucking her jacking off in the foreground or background.  The energy was consistently high and there were elements of real nastiness (in the good way).

Final Thoughts:

I have to give props to James Deen for a well-directed porno.  This was not just tattooed girls having sex on couches.  It’s obvious that creative thought went into each scene and elements of Deen’s irreverent sense of humor are noticeable throughout it, especially the surreal appearance of the mattress in scene 3.  Not everything was perfect of course but that’s to be expected. For this surprising offering from a fledgling director I give No Panties Allowed 3 a rating of Recommended.